“Safety” is NOT their middle name (40 Photos)

  • Xoas


  • G1880

    #3 good plan fella, good plan.

    • Kp1000

      Well at least his balls of steel wont blow up.

    • 2Dogs

      If you wanna hang out you got to take her out, Propaaaaaaaaane

    • Kato

      there's a shootout just around the corner.

  • Joey


  • Muadieb

    #36 Isn't the worst idea… Just sayin'

    • Sarge

      I agree…if anything goes wrong, there is plenty of water on hand.

    • Chuck Finley

      On the other hand, that VW was a pretty bad idea

      • AveryJoe

        Hey now, that's a VW 'Thing'. Had a green one in my younger days. Other than its complete lack of power, it was pretty fun… thing…

  • Andy Valentine

    #32 – Pimp My Ride: Bigamist Edition

  • IrishInNJ

    #12 has glasses on and a water bottle acting as a fully enclosed head guard. I actually know the guy, his full name is Al Safety Borland.

    • Kp1000

      I was thinking this was genius. Ever had a hot metal shard stick to your lip?

      • The_Dood

        Or eyelid…
        I would do this too. I've gotten metal shards in my eyes while wearing a pair of glasses, safety glasses, and a face mask. The only thing I think it's missing are some air holes in the back for ventilation. That jug is probably going to fog up too quickly to really be useful.

  • CSTXChiver

    Get rid of warning labels and let Darwinism sort out who should still be alive.

  • turdferguson

    Hey guys I got a great idea….

  • Bryan

    so dont you go near power lines…

  • tv_paul

    #7 Isn't this a download playable for GTA 4: Tokyo drift?

    • Underbaker

      I love how only mom and dad have helmets, I bet the kids are heavily insured.

      • thom

        I am pretty sure that that is Taiwan. I have seen this so many times, and they are probably going faster than the cars around them.

        • What_Tha

          Or Thailand

    • Zzzzzzzzz


  • timbo

    #1 Too many butts to nuts for one motorcycle. The acceptable amount for any butts to nuts is zero.

  • CowboyChiver

    #12 Is just ingenuity at its finest!

  • Beathos209

    #8 is Sacramento Airport, and its a sculpture not really a safety issue.

    • Gurudel

      Was coming in to say the same thing, totally safe, just art.

    • DanTheMan

      The old Sac airport, havent even been to our new one yet. Did they bring it over?

    • TonyM

      Art can point out the inconsistencies in our way of living giving people understanding and insight into how we can live better, causing people to reconsider their choices both personally and on a larger scale. When people realize that our choice to affect the world through our government is limited due to a restricted ability to choose that government and determine their actions, the seeds of revolution are sown.

      Art is never safe.

    • demon

      That"s definitely me and my girl standing there.

  • Tiber_Septim

    Darwin is really proud of this post #1 #7 planning to cull the herd

  • Underbaker

    #32 Ok take out the board, the drive-in is just around the corner.

  • Underbaker

    I'm sure the fact that it is art makes it safe.

  • Meepmeep

    Shut your god damn mouth

  • Esco

    Where's a pothole when you need one?

  • Underbaker

    #24 As long as they are taped to his eyebrows it should keep them on safely. Good luck getting them off though.

  • dad

    #18 I'd be extremely tempted to swerve at him just to make him wreck.

    • guest

      that sir, would be vehicular manslaughter. not funny. not funny at all. KCCO remember?

    • Squints

      This has gotta be my biggest pet peeve ever, I cannot stand it when people wear flip flops on a motorcycle, its one of the stupidest things you can do while riding… well, that and not wearing a helmet, and not wearing riding leather, and not wearing pants… I really do wonder why hes still alive…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #18 Douches like this deserve to die. He'd be toast if a deer jumped out in front of him and he's not even smart enough to wear a helmet.
    He thinks he's just too fucking cool.

    • The_Dood

      In flip flops… "Yeah, we've got a total badass here."

      Looks more like a guy enjoying a nice relaxing ride to me. And on a bike like that, even if he was alert and ready, chances are, he's still toast if a deer jumps out in front of him.

      • dave

        He's enjoying it alright but he has absolutely no respect for riding or the risk he's taking not only wearing the stupid flip flops and shorts but by his riding position. I love riding, but for god sakes man, show some kind of common sense. I've seen people texting and smoking while riding.

      • gus mclovin

        flip flops… what your toes do when they hit the ground

    • Muadieb

      Or anything that would require a quick reaction… Had a friend almost lose his leg doing some stupid shit like this. Luckily he was wearing helmet/leathers that kept everything attached, just broken leg in 12 places, and shredded.

    • to lazy to log in

      Shorts aren't a great idea either,his leg bumps that tailpipe it's gonna burn the crap out'a him.

    • Crazy_Jake

      Wore shorts once while riding and got stung in the sack by a bee..
      Would not have cared if I died at that moment it hurt so much.
      ANYWAY.. Stupid ass..What if he hurts someone else because he is riding like he is.

    • Aaa

      Sounds like his problem… And also, you suck.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Yeah. His problem and anybody else's he kills when he loses control and wipes out. Not to mention the families affected. Yes sir. His problem and you're damn right I suck. Very well thank you.

  • Matt Price

    This shit will get you fired at my work. No questions asked, just right to the curb.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Which one?

  • Whale

    #16 Nice!

  • rgfratelli

    #37 What? He has a spotter, totally safe.

    • zackgonick

      I don't know why, but I almost think this is the most insane one out of the bunch!! Incredible…

    • fish

      2 broken arms and a crushed ribcage in 3, 2, 1……….

      • rgfratelli

        "You know, I woke up this morning and thought to myself, 'Self, how can we get in a kick-ass workout AND cause an open dislocation of BOTH elbows?', as you can see, I think I nailed it."

    • Kato

      Better not let Tony Horton or that Shaun T guy see this. We don't need another workout DVD from either of them.

  • Anomanom

    #33 Looks like an episode of Top Gear.

    • hangsloose

      Nah… Looks more like Burning Man…

    • Crazy_Jake

      or a low budget remake of ROAD WARRIOR

    • s-8-n

      Junkyard wars!

    • Kato

      Mad Max!

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