Animals that don’t suck (50 Photos)

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #11 Yes, now I can breed an animal that combines the loyalty of a cat with the cleanliness of a dog

    • JSJ

      Is that backwards? Loyalty of a dog and cleanliness of a cat?

      • Mr_fn_T

        your sense of humor could use some work

      • sixorchive

        simpsons quote, ignorant asshole

    • Bob

      I hate pugs but love dogs.

      • Jen

        how can you hate pugs!?

        • Jerry

          Cuz they're so pugly… Lol

          • Jen

            bazinga, jerry! lol

      • VCB

        I don't understand that sentence.

        • Judgmental Panda

          They look like their face was smashed in with a shovel.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      For cryin out loud, it's a Homer Simpson quote

  • mitten


    • mitten

      Damn it second. first place loser

      • JSJ

        You both equally suck, how about that?

  • fdubzou


    Oh my…

    • JJL

      Quite possibly the sadest picture ever

      • Bryan

        Very depressing

    • some-dude

        Just read the story. Couldn't help but shed some tears…


          And then quickly realized that it wasn't the same dog as in the picture… (white versus grey)

    • Anon

      This is the saddest story I ever read concerning a dog and its dead owner… Definitely one that can bring a tear to my eye.

  • Candy

    #8 Cockblocking? I'm pretty sure that makes him an animal that DOES kinda suck.

    • Panda

      If a dog is denying you boobies then it's not cockblocking. You're his bitch now.

  • Dinho

    #11 "You will never understand our taboo love, human!"

  • troy

    How did 28 get on thechive before the picture i sent to y'all?

    • S_Giacomazzi


  • dan

    I would love to have a dog, but then I see pics like #19 and I'm kinda glad I don't.

    • Robzombie

      They don't all do that. I had an Alsation cross Alaskan Malamut and if it got locked outside it would wreck the back yard but if left inside did nothing. So I put in a doggie door and we let it inside all the time

  • andre scholtz

    @ 33 FYI the first part of the video is a hippo that was wounded by a bow-hunter then it attacked the boat with the hunters on it, where it was finally shot dead in the brain by the professional hunter at about 5m. Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #3 what does a wolf eat? anything he wants!

  • TheFrontier

    #43 must have been looking at the last Mind the Gap post… basinga!

  • Justin Lentz

    #19 ummmmmmmmm it wasnt me

  • janeyqueen

    #4 Gangnam style!

    • Chris

      You mean GOATnam style bahahahahahaha

      Yeah, I got nothin.

      • janeyqueen

        I laughed 🙂

        • Iso

          That's just because you are awesome.


    Can someone explain #33 to me. Because it looks like a bear… riding an orca

    • Jed

      It's a hungry hungry hippo

    • Iso

      Its the new Animal Planet show – when Hippos Attack.

    • bryan

      it's actually two videos, the one taken from the boat is of a hippo following in the wake of a boat. The second is from a Hippo hunt. It was shot twice with an arrow, one went right into it's nose. Then at the last min before it rammed the boat, it was shot with a very powerful rifle. What we in the gun world call "Safari Grade" one that's use for Lions and Elephants and shit. Look it up on youtube,

      • bryan

        type in Hippopotamus bowhunting

    • Pokes

      I like the idea of a bear riding an orca better.

    • IMHO

      Don't mess with hippos, because they will make a mess of your day.

      Bow-hunting one is about as smart is trying to rape an elephant.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I had no idea hippos could move that fast in water.

  • Chris

    Meanwhile… In The South… #34

  • Yume_girl

    #12 Does not suck at all…<3 Damn onions…

  • Kayvon

    #4… "I wear my sunnnnnglasses at goat"

  • Kayvon

    #9 my money is on the kitten!

  • Kayvon

    #29… "Heeeeeerrrre's Husky."

    • Jezza67

      F*ck you Japan!

  • John


    • reclaimer

      last airbender line?

      • katie

        definitely last air bender line.

  • Kodos

    Doesn't matter…

  • Karl

    I'm just a squirrel tryin' to get a….wait….there's a double entendre here somewhere……

  • Panda

    #29 Oh YEAH!!!

  • yoyoyo

    #26…I'm so high, that was some good sh!t

    • reclaimer

      that edible kicked my ass…

  • ...

    Missed you

  • Danica SmashYA

    ya i am confused as how I sent you like 3 awesome animal pictures but there are 3 or 4 repeats, fail chive, fail, but i still bought a poster for my BF bday!


      are you from Bolivia? bolivians say 'ya' a lot

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