“HotTug” is so crazy it JUST MIGHT WORK (18 Photos)

What is it with hot tubs today?


  • PiratesFan

    I'll be honest, when I read the title 'HotTug Jacuzzi', a boat is not what I expected to see.

  • Bhodi

    Is it Hot Tub Friday?

    • dayle

      it must be some sort of… hot tub time machine.

      • Bhodi

        Great White Buffalo

  • rv1992

    =[[[ its out of my price range!

    • Needing a Trollop

      Easy to make your own

  • MrCoffee

    Oh come on…"HotTug"? The jokes just write themselves.

  • CowboyChiver

    I'm in. Throw a couple fishin' rods and a cooler in there and that's my kinda party!

    • ha!

      Amen Cowboy! You can get a little soothing heat for your Brokeback adventure!

      • CowboyChiver

        Troll. I bet you wear girl jeans.

        • ha!

          I bet you wear assless chaps.

          • CowboyChiver

            All chaps are assless. Thats what pants are for.

            • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick


  • Kelan

    Hot Tub Boats out of Seattle are better.

  • _DoC_

    Get a hot tug in a HotTug….

    …Too easy…I don't feel clever at all.

  • Big Poppa

    isn't that from James Bond Skyfall?

  • DOVA

    So awesome I must have.

  • tv_paul

    #1 Lookin' for some hot tugs baby this evenin'
    I need some hot tugs baby tonight

    • Adam

      I know you used Hot Tug as your play on words, but hot dogs is also a good substitute for that song.

    • Kinda relevant?
  • sfb101

    Does it get filled with that nice clean water that it's floating in?
    Why is tap it not working?

  • Med

    too many pics of dudes hangin' out in a HotTug together. Not my cup of tea, chive

    • JSJ

      Seriously, of your going to advertise it at least throw a nice set of tits in there!

  • Steve

    No one cares about hot tubs unless there are naked chicks in them

  • Popowich

    And the Chiver at Heart has already made it to Ebay before it even made it to anyones hands…. BRUTAL!!!!

    I got my woman her ladies small and tried to get myself a mens large just to click checkout and pay and see Mens large was no longer available….

    I fully believe that a limit of 1 or 2 items per size should be in effect.
    and I really like it when you guys post hidden links in between pictures like how I got my DAR shirt a week or 2 back. So that the Loving Loyal Chivers and Chivettes get a chance to proudly don your gear without having to deal with losers that just troll theChivery to sell your golden goodness of Chive gear for 100% to 400% markup.

    Launching new shit is great and all. But that really just gives the trolls a heads up to buy as many items as possible to make money on your gear, when the loyal Chivers and Chivettes that actually want this stuff to wear and advertise for you get screwed due to these moron trolls.

    • Retail Math

      That was a nice story and everything but this is the brilliance of not over releasing a product to a market that is dying for the merchandise. They will never ever ever make way too many. This is what keeps people like you and me foaming at the mouth. Making a product hard to get makes it that much more of a "my precious". As long as they are crushing their margins, this business model will never get old. Look at UGG and how they only release(d) "x" amount of Classics every year. Now look at Crocs….over saturation destroys your product.

      • Popowich

        I agree, I'm not asking for more items to be made. I'm asking for a limit for people or hidden links that true Chivers will see, so us TRUE Chivers and Chivettes can wear it proudly rather than try to make money selling it. Its sad when there is a Ebay account named theChivery selling only Chive gear. I had a window open yesterday for the Chiver at Heart counting down for 5 hours waiting to get one for me and my lady only to see some asshat people getting 6 and posting them on Ebay and stating so in the comments. It's a rather huge kick in the balls and makes it hard to KCCO. Such is life I guess.

        Good Luck to all True Chivers and Chivettes to get the gear they want. and even when we get let down always remember to KCCO!

      • The_Dood

        Bad examples. UGG and Crocs? You can't destroy what's already broken…

    • dammit!

      I would thumbs up this post so many more times…

    • Charly

      I agree. But I think the only way to stop this from happening is a collective boycut of buying Chive-items on E-bay. Which probably won't happen :/
      Personally I just want one KCCO-shirt. Just a single classic one, not five, not two, one… (Or the St. Patty's Day one – it's awesome ;)) But it's rather hard for the reasons that you just pointed out.

      KCCO, fellow Chivers and Chivettes.

  • It's Me

    #16 Where is this? Those houses are amazing!

    • bas


    • tralfaz


    • http://www.javelinphotos.com Javelinphotos

      these are the "kubus-woningen" transalated cubic houses, in Rotterdam.
      I was quite surprise to see my hometown on the Chive. 🙂

  • budock14

    #16 more impressive than the HotTug is those crazy houses in the background

  • Macro

    #1 Your definition of "seaworthy" differs greatly from mine. One wave and that thing goes under.

    • John

      It's probably buoyant even with the water all the way to the brim.

  • El Pato

    Hot tug time machine take me back to when a hand job was awesome.

    • The_Dood

      Hand jobs aren't awesome anymore? You sure she's doin' it right?

  • Bob

    Should have had it filled with bikini bades instead Chive…

  • BDke

    I see your puny little hottug and raise you the swimmingpoolboat! http://www.treehugger.com/green-architecture/badb

    can't find any actual pictures but it was there during summer 😀

  • boldspoo

    Chive! Seattle has a hot tub boat company on Lake Union. Don't have to go foreign in order to do it.

    Check it out: http://hottubboats.com/

  • P3king

    Is nobody else seeing a problem with the battery motor + people in water

    • Macro

      The hot tug turns into a human crockpot.

  • Kelan

    You can rent a Hot Tub Boat in Seattle. You can also buy one, but a rental sounds much better.

  • Arvid

    Only the Dutch can come up with something this crazy. #16 are cube houses in Rotterdam btw..

  • Needing a Trollop

    Alot of boats have electric engines…just put the battery in a sealed case

    • P3king

      Except you don't normally sit in the water with the battery. How well would you trust that seal? Wait, never mind. HOT TUB TUG BOAT!

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