I’d love to meet genius behind this, just to shake his hand (30 Photos)

  • StudPhi

    Wilford Brimley called and said #2 was the cause of his diabeetus

  • KCO617

    I took one look at #2 and suddenly I have diabetes.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #19 Nutella nipples?

    • ray

      so how many people end up double dipping? kind of defeats the purpose just use your finger

      • Groggy

        I believe the point is to dip them and eat them. I'm assuming they would be made of something similar to an ice cream cone.

    • Jables

      Make them out of peanut butter.

    • :o.

      Hmm can come in handy in the bedroom as well 🙂

    • dick

      Tiny condoms. Got nut all over it

  • Hrdwood

    #26 What if I need to pee at 4am in a public park… what do I do then?

    • Tiber_Septim

      then pee, what else can ya do?

    • Si1entStatic

      better yet what if your peeing lasts thru 3am? Does the thing lower regardless of occupancy??

      that would suck to get stuck until 10pm….

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Trapped in a Pee-Pod for 19 hours
        a heartwarming story of survival when the -literally- unthinkable happens.
        Starring Bear Grylls

    • Fred Flintstone

      Isn't it still public urination if you're exposed in public taking a piss, regardless or whether it's in a toilet or not?

      • Bubba

        Not in the Netherlands (where the pic was taken), if it's a toilet, it's OK!

    • saucypants

      You reassess your choices in life.

  • hmmm

    Thats what gardens are for….waste of money!!

    • Eh!

      Wasn't this the secret passage buddy used on Gremlins to escape the building?

  • tv_paul

    #19 I guessing a proctologist must have come up with this one.

    • Hrdwood

      Looks like it might achieve a whole list of fetishes at the same time…

    • holyshit

      too good

  • tv_paul

    #10 This looks like the perfect option for people who want to pleasure their partner while mutli-tasking and without any awkward communication.

    • Wait who?

      My rooms not that big… I'd play XBOX…. she can stare at the wall

  • Boobman

    #3 is genius but what happens if you have more then one employee? Who gets the tip?

    • Pandamancer

      Tip pooling happens.

      • KCO617

        At virtually all bars I've worked at. It sucks some nights….unless you have hot chicks on your shift.

    • Jim

      It's at the register like a tip cup not at every table… the tips would be given out evenly like a regular tip cup i assume, Though im sure the government would tax your card to have their hands in it as well…

      • Abel

        Tips left by credit cards you put on receipts like at restaurants are already taxed, same goes for cash tips (when you claim it).

  • Dustin

    #26 What if you're in it when it goes back down?

    • quailman8907

      Bummer. That'd be a shitty day.

    • SkyVader

      To the Bat Cave!!

    • This Guy 13

      Hope someone is standing outside when it comes back up and recreate the scene from Ace Ventura. Thats what i would do.

      • Tyler P

        Doo NOT!! Go in there…

  • Schnizz56

    What if you are still using it when time is up? Do you go underground too? that might be kinda fun #26

    • ckron247

      That would certainly F@#k up my night.

    • B-to-the-H

      Just make sure you pee at a distance.

    • Anomanom

      "Headline: Drunk Man Entombed Alive in Retractable Pisser

  • savagecabbage

    #9 Fucking hilarious

  • dave

    what does #23 do?

    • Mike

      its a bottle opener

      • iain

        It's a cigar cutter

    • Seabath

      Its for mobile circumcisions

    • http://twitter.com/Wanuekaz @Wanuekaz

      it's a WTF!!

  • ckron247

    #3 Brilliant idea . But what if what they are really doing is transferring ALL of the funds on peoples cards to a swiss bank account, and then planning to disappear forever. Sneaky coffee house Baristas!

    #17 just awesome
    #19 kinda awkward

  • cels0_o

    #28 then you get in trouble for impersonating a police officer.

    • Joontang

      Not on Halloween

    • Mike

      No you wouldn't, they are at a party not pulling people over.

      • Methos

        I've personally seen people arrested at Halloween parties for having a too realistic police costume. (Granted, someone had to have called the police)

  • Ty_

    #23 Bottle Opener on a dog collar. At first I thought it was some kind of bong water spraying device.

  • flybirdsfly

    #10 is just brilliant. FIFA 13 while the Bachelorette is on.

  • sfb101

    #3 Can you say credit card theft?

    • Mike D


      • SomeBeans

        In Danny Ocean's voice

  • Anomanom

    #26 Is it real or is someone just taking the piss?

  • Seldi84

    #4 #14 are good ideas and i want one.
    #26 Is a very good idea especially when drunk.

  • Yak Surfer

    #24 Do not want

    • hater

      yes in deed

    • OneClownShoe

      No no no no. You totally beat me to it.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #26 we NEED these in Tempe.

  • Mari

    #11 this should be law.

  • Jeff

    #24 No trouble sleeping with a giant LED shining right on my face

    • Wait who?

      Why did he turn into a gray cartoon!? Is this a side affect?

    • chad

      thats the point dumbass …its an alarm clock

  • mike

    #26 until youre already peeing there and it pops up and you go flying

  • ChivetteHeather

    #2 i have to try this!

    • calichiver

      If you make it you think i can have a slice???

      • ChivetteHeather

        Ya just might!

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