Animals that don’t suck (37 Photos)

  • 'Merica


    • Rusty Shackleford

      Nice spelling, dipshit

    • GeeROiD

      I wish I could be first AND get sucked off too. 😦

  • Mr_Zambu

    #1 the chimp looks happy…

    • Manolo Gonzalez

      Yeah he might be really happy locked in a cage.

      • Mr_Zambu

        from the smirk on his face, he seems to be enjoying the cleavage in front of him.

        #14 dog giving golden shower? wonder what happened next

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Life in a secure 5* suite with food, water, healthcare and shelter assured where the biggest concern is boredom….or out on the streets.

        Depends on your viewpoint.

        • dirtysteve

          I don't think they release chimps to the streets…

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #21 I wanna forgive you for trying to bathe me, but my friend here… You pissed him off

    • steve

      brill lol, I was just going to say.

      My little friend disagrees with bath time, but yours wins

    • Chiver

      The force is strong in this one

  • Meertnnn

    #2 Some good kush you got there bro

  • Rich

    #34 – I honestly expected damage to the person wearing the mask, not a scaredy-cat.

    • sixdeadelves

      made me laugh

  • Massoom

    #11 I'm sorry to say, but this little guy does suck…

    • bibz

      he thinks you suck too

  • bibz

    #12 Thats scary yo

    • Herb

      True dat, that woman needs product in her hair.

  • bibz

    #27 & #28 derp overload

  • 0331

    #21 I can't help but laugh uncontrollably every single time I look at it. I can't stop myself from looking again and again.

    • KCO617

      thought bubble: They think they have cleansed me…but they will pay for their sins.

  • Boo Blitcor

    Not as happy as the one licking Katy Perry's booooooobs.

    • tralfaz

      Is your computer upside down?

  • Tiber_Septim

    #36 Remy-brandt he is ahead of his time

  • Darrell


    I have no idea what I'm doing.

    • gimletmike

      He ain't nothi'n but a hound dog.

  • Forreal

    #24… I'll make you an offer you can't refuse….

  • Tyler P

    #5 lol serves you right for not keeping vent covers on the vents. Dog, I salute your solid prank work.

    • Falthor

      was just going to say the same thing… Damn i mean you can buy vent covers at the Dollar store… That being said if a vent cover was on there and the dog still managed to poop in the vent I think that dog deserves a medal anyways for something that complex.

    • SOhioChiver

      I say he is only a few steps away from pooping in the toilet, he has the right idea, he just needs direction!

    • bmak

      Is that the dog version of a top shelf?

    • KCCO

      Well if he's anything like my dog, he eats the fuckin things! I'm sure we replace at least one a month. Dogs can be such bastards lol

  • Kenneth

    Makes me miss my Dog like hell.
    9 more months Burley

  • Dan

    #21 Now that's an angry cat!

  • tralfaz

    #13 POW! right in the kisser.

    • Derp


  • Gadda Cheese

    lmao this is disturbing…. how they could just wake someone up in the middle of their beauty sleep!


  • John

    #14 holly shit
    Can we have a camel toe section?

  • rico

    #14 sucks

    • SOhioChiver

      yeah I thought it was animals that don't suck?

      • Dan

        dog and picture belong to he ex boyfriend…. therefor the picutre to the boyfriend is pure awesomeness and does not suck.

  • Euroranger

    #1 How long has that chimp been married? 'Cause the male of any species cannot simply throw down with that "yes, baby, I'm listening…uh huh…really?…you don't say" look without years of marital practice.

  • dirtysteve

    #13 Elephant looks hammered.

  • Livin' Legend

    #1 Don't be sad, babe, I'll be outta here in 3 years. 2 with good behavior. Then we can run off to Vegas and get hitched. Now show daddy some nipple before those cockblocking guards come back.


    #26 is awesome!!!!!!

  • BigHeadEd

    Next time, why not try Helvetica?

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