Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • JWoeBMoneY

    You bible thumping hypocrite. Isn't the judgement you cast down from your perch something that "God" reserves for himself? I cite the phrase, "Judge not lest ye be judged.". I'm no theologian, but I seem to recall that Jesus himself kicked it with sinners and the lowliest people that were around. He found it in his heart to refrain from judgement. Shouldn't you? The problem with most Christians, is that they want to shove their beliefs down everyone's throat. If you don't follow their "moral values" then your unworthy of your civil rights and should be criticized for your way of life. Bro, just let go and let god. While you're at it, keep calm. You can forget about the Chive On part because people like us don't need people like you. Good riddance to bad rubbish! For the record: Jesus will never be your homeboy with that attitude!

    Fuck You,

    P.S. R.I.P. Paula 1834-2012

    • CAD

      Point out EXACTLY where you thought i was being judental.

      • Old Crank

        I don't know about him, but I can point it out: "well chive, you kept pushing and kept pushing. I tried and tried to keep calm. But, until you learn to respect peoples religious views, i wont be back. No other religion gets picked on here. Always Christianity and Jesus. Im out on that cue. I wont be a part of it. Christ is real and so is his words and i believe in them. I use to get on here for a laugh or two. I can find it elsewhere."

        I'm a Christian, and this comment is crap. They're not picking on Christianity, they're picking on these protesters' version of "Christianity." And well they should. We don't get to decide who hell is waiting for. That will be handled for us. What in the world makes these people think they should have protests like this against homosexuality? Even if you believe it a sin, I can promise you it's no more a sin than the sins you (and I, and everyone else) commit every day. You say below that you don't pass judgment on homosexuality. This comment proves otherwise.

      • _Moose_

        Also, I thought you were leaving.

    • Guest

      People yell about hypocrisy because it is cheap and easy – see someone say or do something at one point in time and then point out when they said or did something different at another point in time.
      Nice, cheap, and easy.
      What's difficult is arguing logic and reason. Hypocrisy does not make anyone 'wrong' in their belief. People yell about hypocrisy in order to get other people to shut-up. It is a display of intolerance. Instead of arguing logic and reason, you yell "hypocrite!" to shut them up.
      If someone believes the bible to be truthful, then they should follow it and not worry about the times that they slip up in doing so.
      And no, he was not being judgmental – he's probably just tired of having liberalism shoved in his face. I think this is the 3rd or 4th day in a row where the chive has thrown the homosexual issue in our faces.

  • StarboardEngine

    #24 should help out with #23.

  • cortez

    # 30 – yeah… WTF!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #27 looks like t rex is crapping a human

  • rugerhoyt

    #9 is awesome. I wonder if you can reverse it for the hot summer days, so the water hits you when you swing past.

  • ckron247

    #27 This is just plain awesome. #30 this is just plain f#cked up.

  • http://www.printfection.com/nice DrakeFriedman

    #16 Can I please marry both of you? I don't even need to see your face.

  • Tim

    # 18 is creepy

  • JenPen

    #18 Seriously WTF! Who in their right mind would tie a kitty up like that?! That is sick and wrong.

  • Kali

    #27 Absolutely hilarious!! could NOT stop laughing. this is so awesome and i would pay a disgusting amount of money to have that lol

  • ChiverLance

    #18 Get over here right meow!

  • mallardmountain

    #30 Mr. Hands. The origins.

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    #18 some cats have all the luck!

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  • Revlis1

    #19 sucks a lot. Not the kid, but the mouth breather who put her in that shirt likely thinks it's clever.

  • ShaggleROC

    #21 Thanks for showing the whole new Kevin James movie, Chive

  • Robzombie

    #9 There is one of these at the MONA art museum in Tasmania. It spells out words with the falling water

  • Solaralien

    #18 U guys have a disturbing fetish with cats! Might wanna get that checked out. Lol!

  • Dustin

    #18 is just wrong

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