Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • The Village Idiot


  • Lesba-tron

    #3 oh shit oh shit oh shit

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #27 Fucking awesome!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      "There's a human up my arse!!! Get it out!! Get it out!!"

  • MattyDeuce

    #14 Now ki…oh wait, good work!

    • Peter Venkman

      What a great way to watch chicks make out.

  • Picard_

    #24 Standing out while almost falling out, this lady understands Oktoberfest!

    • wha?

      confusing comments are confusing

      • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

        You must be sober… I understand his comment, after a few Keith Stones.

      • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

        Daily Afternoon Randomness with beauty(10 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/girls/daily-afternoon-random

  • hater

    #24. Those look heavy. May I hold them for you?

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      I hope you aren't talking about the beers that are only 2/3rds full… that shit better be to the rim!

      • I likes mah dranks

        I was thinking about her boobs I'd be lend some support double hand bra style bro

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I do love the company of a girl with Massive Jugs. Time to be a Gentleman.

  • BigPup

    #13 leads to #14

  • BigPup

    #29 I'll have no trouble sleeping now… thanks.

    • candymountainmofo

      Looks like they're from the original Total Recall and are losing oxygen…

    • Thud

      I was thinking they looked like they were from the Black Hole Sun video

    • dacrawla

      Even the mannequin's are on bath salts nowadays…

  • http://www.facebook.com/jayaraneda Jayme N. Araneda

    Nothing better when you have insomnia than an early morning awesomeness… Also, what's with the animal sex pictures?!

    • tralfaz

      When a horse and a man love each other very very much ……

      • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

        …and the horse gives the man fitty dollahs?

      • dirtysteve

        You get Mr.Hands…

  • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

    #14 just great 😉

    • Sam

      Religious people (shakes head).

      Who needs intellegent thought, understanding of scientific research, worldly knowledge of the impact of cultural differences on religious affiliation and the humility to know that you've never spoken with God when you can be told everything you should believe from some illogical work of fiction?

      "If you are too stupid to understand Science, try religion"

  • soren

    WANTS! #9 #16

  • Peasoupdoughboy

    #16 omg I loves it

    • JSJ

      Wife material!

    • FunKiller

      I'm still waiting for my surfer girl gallery….come on John & Leo get yo shit together!!

  • Hypno

    #7 Good job, little one… take it in stride, you'll be alllllllllllright!

    • david pilcher

      just to get a base

    • Notknowing

      Isn't that Snookie's kid?

    • Mikel

      Pimpin' ain't easy in NICU

  • Tiber_Septim


    • Tiber_Septim

      You have already lost your mind. and it can't be found

  • Sully

    #14 of course people who are against it get to see it, but I love it and shit like this never happens around me!

  • HonoluluChiver

    #14 These situations are becoming cliche, "lets go out and find some people protesting, do the opposite and take a picture. Maybe we'll get famous on facebook". That said, we could all use a few more hot chicks making out in the middle of the street.

    • MMK

      Oh wow, there are protesters in this pic

    • Kl16

      I kiss my girlfriend in public.. Because she's sexy and i cant resist not because I want to make a scene.

  • FarmBoy

    #15 Gareth Bale got so much shit for that dive

    • FarmBoy

      He also got shit for missing pre-olympic training and the Olympics with Team GB for an ankle injury (He also coincidentally had an ear-pinning procedure at that time) , then playing a pre-season game for his team before the Olympics.

      • Lionel

        prima donnas…

    • RayRay

      American backup Keeper Brad Gunzan was having none of that shit!

      • Urethra Franklin


    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Bale, Nani and Suarez have driven another nail in the Prem's coffin over the past few weeks.

      • 6655321

        Ashley Young.

    • JSJ

      As he should, what a pussy!

    • Overkill

      He didn't get enough in my opinion. It was all about that nasty foreigner Suarez's dive

    • Frank

      looks like he tripped over his left foot

    • Alex K

      Soccer is an activity created by European women to pass the time while their men did laundry in the river.

      • 6655321

        It was started in England. So, kind of right.

    • z Tom

      Nothing like the shit Luis Suarez still is being given!

      Look at that: http://ballsdot.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-conten

      Patheti, huh? : p

  • DennyCrane

    #7 is being treated for a skin disease….poor form Chive

    • Lisa

      Being treated…still alive…parents are proud of that…keep fighting little one. 😉 Good work. 🙂

    • Jim

      This is a newborn being treated for Jaundice, which is very common. Little one is just chillin' enjoying the warm UVs. Relax, he/she will be fine. Awesome picture!

      • John

        Exactly! My daughter had to be under this lamp for 2 days.

      • Aaron

        My son also had a mild case of jaundice. We didn't have to take him to be under lamps, but we did put some shades on him and put him in the sun for a few minutes with his arms back just like this. Best picture ever.

    • Ander

      i dont think the intention was poking fun. Just looks like a baby chillin under a UV lamp for whatever reason. I think the amount of good work for individuals and charities this site has done cancels out any suspicion in my mind that this was posted in poor taste.

    • Francine

      hes chillin with his arms back, bru. gotta hit those forearms.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      This is morning AWESOMENESS, and this kid is being AWESOME. Nothing wrong with it. I had jaundice when I was a newborn too, although this cool little guy looks to be a bit older.

      • Jen

        he's fucking adorable.

  • Andy Valentine

    #11 – This golf is roo-ined

    • mycroft

      Anglesea, VIC

  • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

    Daily Afternoon Randomness with beauty(10 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/girls/daily-afternoon-random

    • chivenation

      that site sucks. takes forfuckingever to load your goddamned pages. fuck off.

  • Football Friends

    Chive, why would you post this? Do you even know what you're looking at?

    • Jim

      I don't think you know what you're looking at.

      • Anon

        Kinda looks like a tanning bed because of the light 😛 Jersey shore baby

      • Richard

        I don't think YOU know what you're looking at.

    • Guse

      Yep. Baby has jaundice, is in no danger whatsoever, and looks completely relaxed. What are you getting so worked up about?

      • Chardo

        Dude's straight chillaxin while the uv converts his bilirubin like its no big deal. How many other babies have you seen chill like that so young? He's the definition of KCCO right there haha

    • chiveadmin
    • steph

      ??? to me this looks like a baby who has jaundice, and is under an ultra violet light to help. I see no harm in posting this picture. Go baby go. You got this.

  • Dave

    #23 if in doubt – masterbate to solve all life's little problems

    • tralfaz

      What if your problem is you masterbate to much.

      • Jack Mehoff

        What if your problem is you can't spell "masturbate"?

    • SOhioChiver

      10 minutes later!

    • https://www.facebook.com/d3adpool75 Jeff Wilson

      w0o… is that a native android msg'ing app? Mine looks nothing as nice as that. :/

  • NorCalChiver

    Give it to me right meowww #18

    • SOhioChiver

      Miner are bigger—I have more

    • Dr_StrangePants

      That Pussy's gonna get some Pussy.

    • ChiverLance

      All I can think about after reading this is that scene from Super Troopers.

  • Kato

    #21 I think Eric Esch should change his nickname from Butterbean to Beachball. Seems fitting.

    • tralfaz

      The elusive Butterbean rolls into a ball to escape his attacker.

    • chiveadmin
    • grimotr

      reminds me of that cat gif where the smaller cat flips on its head and moons the other cat.

  • Richard



    • jbcrazylife

      I know… damn lucky cat!!!

    • Holly

      My thoughts exactly. WTF

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