Oh, Russia, nobody will ever understand you…including me (44 Photos)


    #32 one lucky dude.

  • CowboyChiver

    #6 So much forehead…

    • Mother Pus Bucket

      More like a sixhead

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    • Toxic

      Dude looks like one of the twins from the Matrix sequels.

    • Clint

      …so few blacks.

  • Londborg

    #38 wouldn't mind partying with these folk

  • Popowich

    #34 Well that escalated quickly!

    • ThatGuy


    • Craigery

      Looks staged.

    • North

      Husband came home a touch early I guess. Been there!

      • herpderp

        No you haven't

      • Anotherwes

        I've been the husband in this scenario, unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, I didn't have an assault rifle in the house…

  • sfb101

    #12 Beach Party!

  • Notme

    #23 'Merica

  • thebigbangdito


    Seems legit

  • tv_paul

    #35 Must be a sperm bank ATM.

  • reaperMEDIC

    #5 I imagine four grown ass men perched up there, holding hands, dropping the most epic deuce ever…. it would be magical.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Probrably a Christmas Ritual.
      Mr. Hanky, We Salute YOU!

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    • paws

      Reminds me of army basic training years ago: Nothing builds team spirit like grunting away almost cheek-to-cheek. There was also the crapper no one else would use because some dude did and he supposedly had the crabs. Great times! Is it still like that in basic? Any younger guys want to comment?

      Not sure WTF the little benches are. Maybe for the feet of the guys who grew up using the squat-and-drop toilets? Maybe so they can use the toilet that the crab-guy used?

      • RooFeeOOO

        They're used to squat over the toilet, it's actually the proper way to poop. When you sit on a toilet you pinch part of the intestines much like a kink in a hose, squatting on the other hand opens it up. welcome to the Chive, where you learn you've been pooping wrong your whole life.

        • paws

          That's what I figured… I refer to them as the "squat-and-drop" toilets. I was severely traumatized on one in my youth. As a non-local seven year old, my balance wasn't what it might have been, so I would put a hand on the back wall for stability. A back wall with glossy, likely lead-based paint. There was a lot of moisture, of course, so this wall was substantially more slippery than it might have been otherwise. My little poo-poo had missed the hole. My hand slipped. Well, at least it was soft and warm. I'm not saying that I enjoy flopping down in warm shit as an adult, but as a kid it was really, really distressing.

          Insult to injury: The local toilet paper was basically waxed paper, so it merely rearranged the mess into an ever-growing sheen of poo as I tried to clean myself.

  • Mcstandin

    I just jacked off to the tiger.

    • Tony

      That's GRRRRRREAT!!

  • tv_paul

    #5 How thoughtful steps in case you want to perform an upper decker.

  • ThatGuy

    In Communist Russia, the opposite of what happens in America happens.

    • Londborg

      That should be post-tense… Because there is no Communist Russia

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Hipster woopie-cushion

  • ThatGuy

    Russia: the third world for white people.

  • Zed

    #21 It's all fun and games until a drunk guy beats your car with a bat, trying to break it open…

  • This Guy 13

    #33 they have to stay at 55 mph.

  • chicago

    #25 i never get tired of these Putin pictures. what's next – his blood cures all cancers.
    #14 not a cartoon i remember. begins searching netflix..

  • Lloyd

    #36 – That's probably enough of this picture for now.

  • Ryan

    Have fun and remember to wash up afterwards.

  • Mother Pus Bucket

    I take it #14 is a Pixar documentary

    • Ken

      Disney has really changed since I was a kid.

  • ChevyChase

    #3 reminds me of that movie "Spies Like Us." Brilliant!

  • spike

    went to Disney this year…. yup, that sums it up nicely.

  • Dr_StrangePants

    Russia is already in the year 2047

    • spike

      seems legit

  • scott

    #11 ….NO POOP FOR YOU!!!!

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