Genius or Stupid (31 Photos)


    #14 best app ever!!!!

    • Dwide_Schrude

      i can think of less expensive/fragile things one can open a bottle of beer with.

    • chiveadmin

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    • Dennis Franzia

      Or maybe just use a lighter and the mystical power of leverage?

    • Skewed

      I have one… Works like a charm. Never lose it. Conversation starter. Bitches love gentlemen!

    • Levian

      You always have your phone on you, but who carries a bottle opener just in case? And non smokers don't carry lighters so this is an awesome idea!

    • Kato

      Most beer bottles can be opened with your bare hands. If you need a bottle opener to open your beer, you don't deserve to drink it.

      • matthew

        you will notice all the beers in this picture are not twist offs

  • N2MotoX

    #2 Wow! Speechless!

    • Needing a Trollop

      It would be extremely warm but id still drink it..

    • JSettle11

      Great idea. No security guard at a sporting event is going to challenge a girl with a big rack even if he suspects her of sneaking in alcohol.

    • gman0821

      You can also get the "beer belly" version. Not nearly as fun though.

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    • sean_armstrong

      I bought a Freedom Flask… Hilarious and useful device.

  • gnocco

    #7 NO! now all the bitches are doing it!

    • rjt

      nailed it

  • Your Boss

    Get back to work!

    • Levian

      Awh you caught me. Please don't fire my ass

  • joop


    • Haha!

      Your name rhymes with poop.

  • Mr. Tea

    #2 intoxicating and yet sobering at the same time

  • Wolfpack Steve

    #16 WTF??

    • tv_paul

      It's probably a funnier joke on Krypton.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      The SIMS. Has No one here played it?

      • Gradaddy

        got better things to do… like chive

    • SmuttyMalone

      Thanks, had no clue at all.

  • Statan

    #29 T minus ten minutes to shattered fiberglass and counting. NJ plates. Not surprised.

    • bob

      what a failure. i hope he forgets when he gets home and completely crushes his front end.

      • frantic

        Glad to see that such douchebags exist in every part off the world! Best wishes from Germany!

        • Jen

          maybe he should try a less-gay car

          • futthewuck

            what do you drive Jen?

            • Jen

              i knew id catch shit for that. I cant tell you what car i drive! but its more awesome than yours!

              • futthewuck


                • Jen

                  its acceptable for men under the age of 24 to drive that car.

                  • Scooby

                    I bet that car blows the doors off yours

                    • Jen

                      pshhh, i drive an accord, mother fucker.

                    • mitch

                      The bad ass accord owners are always talkin serious shit

                    • Jen

                      You better recognize!

                    • chronicLSD

                      Its a dope ass sti, fresh over function

                    • Liv

                      Great story, and name bro! MFDB!

                    • NoHope4Some

                      You're honestly jealous. Thats all.

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    • kit


    • futthewuck

      because i can't lie. car looks gooood.

    • SOhioChiver

      It is dumb to have a car so low that it is unusable, period. #29
      They ride like shit and wear out the tires too fast!

      AND no blowing bubbles in your chocolate milk!

      • stizzy

        for some people, it's worth the grin on your face when corner carving on a windy road. Not to mention it looks fresh as fuck

        • NoHope4Some

          I agree. I need to build me something portable like that or else im going to lose my front bumper and/or my exhaust soon.

        • myself

          That little chin spoiler add on won't make the slightest difference in the handling no matter how hard you're hitting the corners. You can have a lowered car that handles like it's on rails and not have to ramps for bumps in the road.

    • the credible hulk

      fuckin' gang bangers in the city I used to live in did a drive by shooting. Cops picked them up a few minutes later. Their useless fucking low rider couldn't get around in snow. I still chuckle when I think about it!

  • Womb_Raider

    #5 when is it ever a question of whether bacon is genius or stupid? "When I say give me all your bacon and eggs, I mean give me ALL your bacon and eggs.

  • AssClown

    #9 Are you fucking kidding me? How lazy are you?!

    • English Chive

      Laziness doesn't come into it, it's a contraption to minimise toothpaste wastage. If this still angers you I think you should go see somebody…

    • Dan

      you mispelled CHEAP

    • VCB

      Artists also use it for their paint tubes.

    • WindyCityKid13

      It's pretty cool, until you brush your teeth naked and accidently get your dick caught in that fucker. and you thought your zipper was bad

      • What?

        You have a point, I mean I often mistakenly try to squeeze toothpaste out of my dick. Glad to see I'm not the only one.

  • Dwide_Schrude

    #27 stupid but will probably sell millions. cough stupid fucking hipsters cough

  • snacksnack

    wow i love shake and bake!

  • ChrisTheChiver

    I want now!!!

    • SOhioChiver

      Looks like a fire hazard! All of the grease is going to run down inside and eventually catch on fire! #5

  • N2MotoX

    #2 Look a little deeper into this picture. What kind of contraption is that for the dude…he's got a tube in his mouth too!

  • tv_paul

    #21 Why is Caricature Darrin from "Bewitched" selling sleep safe tape?

    • Colin

      he can't live off of Bewitched for the rest of his life so he has to make money some how

    • NebraskaGuy

      … but is it Dick York, or Dick Sargent? 😉

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    • Lyle

      Pretty sure thats Elijah Wood…

  • Hasting

    #25 I love hot dog flavored coffee in the morning. (insert limb bizkit joke here)

    • Tery

      Limb Biscuit has to do with what now???

    • Kato

      Chocolate starfish for dessert?

  • Sheep_Dog30

    Best idea ever. Now put two USB connections in the middle and it is golden.. #19

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    • sarah

      i feel like this would blow a fuse in a second

    • jmstech

      The only problem is the missing ground connection. Works great for 2 prong, but what about all the 3 prong crap I have.

    • Duuuuuuude

      This is acctually dangerous. One of the prongs modern plugs is larger so thaqt you can't hook it up the wrong way. This is for grounding purposes. This system just defeted the safguard.

      • Observer

        Grounding is only an issue with 3-prong plugs. While most modern 2-prong plugs have one side larger than the other AC (Alternating current) don't care if the larger prong is left or right, since by nature, the current alternates between the two.

        • the credible hulk

          affects whether the power is switched off by disconnecting the hot wire (which makes the device dead)
          or disconnecting the ground wire (which leaves the device hot but ungrounded). Ac current flows both directions but still uses a hot and a ground. The third prong is a second (earth) ground. Check it out with a voltmeter if your interested enough.

  • WindyCityKid13

    #20 I want one

    • FONZIE

      Shot dead by police in 5 seconds!

      • WindyCityKid13

        probably. if not then you'd be put on a terrorist watch list for the rest of your life

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  • Schnizz56

    I'd give #1 a try

  • MylesofStyles

    #7 Why would someone want their dog to look like a teenaged girl on the internet?

  • RooFeeOOO

    #14 is genius if you like your iPhone to have shattered glass. #29 Always hated cars that had to drive diagonal over speed bumps an inch at a time.

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    • Skewed

      I have one… Works like a charm. Never lose it. Conversation starter. Bitches love gentlemen!. Oh and it doesn't break the glass b/c its on the BACK. Derp!

      • surprised

        I would have thought the flexing of the whole phone would potentially break the glass. Obviously its on the back. We have eyes.

      • RooFeeOOO

        iPhone 4 has glass on the back, put any kind of pressure on it and it will shatter. Derp!

  • Cpt. Obvious

    #27 I'm actually interested in this here product.

    • Michele

      Let me guess… your drink of choice is PBR and you buy most of your clothes at Urban Outfitters but pretend it's vintage.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #2 Bewb juice.

  • Needing a Trollop

    #19 Is definitely more power bars!

    • rugerhoyt

      think how many power bars you could plug into it though….Mind blown…

      • Apol

        None because there is not a "ground" port..

        • geno

          either the inside or outside is the ground. My guess is the outside slot.

          • @undefined

            Thats not how A/C electrical works dude. Ground is a third port

            • Duuuuuuude

              Wrong. On a 3 prong plug 2 of the pugs go to ground. The third one is the only one you can get a shock from.

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  • kenny

    #19 is pretty genius.

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