Leaving passive aggressive notes is what being a roommate is all about (24 Photos)

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  • charlie

    first

  • professor

    #12 sorry, had to burn the house down ……

    • ChivetteHeather

      That's what I would've done..

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Asking a guy (stereotyping) to kill the spider for you isn't PA, but considering she (stereotyping) already caught it and could have put it outside, it's pretty cute (likely intentional, not that there's anything wrong with that). I've saved my wife and daughters many times from spiders, bats and creepy crawlies. Chasing terrified bats out of the house while the ladies scream is alway a treat.

    • chiveadmin

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    • til_death

      I need to do this to someone… with an empty glass. I can hear the screams already, LOL.

  • Jon

    I am so fucking glad I am married.

    • chiveadmin

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    • mitch

      "Fuck the passive aggressive notes, I want someone to scream at me all the time!"-Jon

    • Someguy

      ….said no one…ever

    • What?

      Literally never heard that said before.

    • Crazy_Jake

      Being married to someone like this would SUCK! You can get a new roommate without losing half your shit in a divorce..

  • N2MotoX

    #13 Can I borrow this for my 14 year old daughter? I might just get through her thick skull with it!

  • RooFeeOOO

    My old roommates would leave 3 squares on a roll and put a new roll on top of the toilet to use just so they didn't have to change it. Assholes #23

    • Lev

      You're saying 3 squares is worth throwing out? What are you, Al Qaeda?

      • RooFeeOOO

        No, I'm saying they're so lazy/assholely that they would purposely not use it all so they wouldn't have to change it but then start using a new roll and just place it on top of the toilet.

    • ChiverOnFoot

      Don't worry, those games are still being played when you start working in an office.

    • rainchiver

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    • VCB

      Ugh, my roommates leave just enough that by the extreme definition the roll isn't empty. I'm the one that changes the roll 95% of the time. It pisses me off when I realize I have to change it mid-business, but I forget about it about 2 seconds after I leave the bathroom.

      Jesus, I must be getting REALLY old because I've completely forgotten my point.

  • r1rider

    These must all be chicks

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #21 WINS!

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #18 wish those crazy bastards would visit my house

    • TheBAMFinater

      Best reason to have kids. I haven't mowed my lawn in four years.

  • tv_paul

    #17 So if getting laid is equal to a dozen donuts what's a BJ worth a Cruller and a handy a cream donut?

    • Woop

      No BJ is cupcake and a handy a donut hole. For obvious reasons.

    • KCCOinCLE

      Funniest thing I've read all day.

  • socalmarti

    #7 and #17 Well done!

  • MylesofStyles

    #17 Every time I come home from a business trip, I find this exact same note from my wife. I'm at a loss as to what to do, because if this keeps up, all these donuts are going to make me fat.

    • tv_paul

      So which has more of a glaze… the donuts or the misses?

    • Hrdwood

      laughed really hard until I realized same thing happens to me… only without the donuts. : (

  • ChivetteHeather

    #9…really?! lol ugh..

  • FONZIE

    #12 Incredible! My name is Matt and my wife made me kill the exact twin of this spider in my garage last night! True story!

  • Wisti

    #5 I'm going to have to use…I can't get it through people's thick skull that it is NOT acceptable to wake someone up without a real reason >_<

  • Hrdwood

    #17 Thought the sign said "I got LARD…" wow, someone's really talented to make all those donuts…)

  • Guestincase

    #23 – Why is it necessary to blur out the middle of Fucking when it's wide open on Fridays?

  • chiveadmin

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    • chiveadmin

      Nice Photos

    • savagecabbage

      seriously chive can you not get rid of these stupid sumbitches???

  • rainchiver

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  • Jason

    #15 Johnny Cash's Finger maybe?

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    I kind of miss having a roommate

  • HatRack

    #24 while not recyclable, it can be composted. I can only hope they know the difference, and better than their ability to spell "recyclable".

  • Canucks_Rule

    #17 – got a genuine lol outta me.

    bc chivers/chivettes, see below.
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  • rockchalk

    #12 gotta love brown recluses…

    • MonkeyMadness

      I guess, but that's not a brown recluse. It's a wolf spider. Relatively harmless.

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