Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Still_Counts

    #27 MMMmmm BACON….. cooked by #19…

    • Da Niel

      Great minds think alike!!!

      • bernd

        search for "pat le chef" on vimeo 😀

        • Yeah

          Holy shit thanks bernd! I know what I'm doing for the rest of work today.

        • What?

          Or cut out the middle man and search for Ariel Rebel instead

    • me...bn

      #27 could be the sexiest thing I've ever seen!!!!

    • noegod

      #19 what, no hair net?! Tsk tsk.

  • Peter

    #29 is what pure bliss looks like.

    • Old Jeezy

      I will never know happiness like that. No human can.

      • john

        Our equivalent would be lying in a pile of well endowed naked women

        • SanDiego

          Well endowed?? Know how I know your gay?

          • HatBomb

            Nope, do tell?

      • MylesofStyles

        I'm not so sure about humans never knowing such happiness. On more than one occasion I've seen my youngest boy surround himself with his favorite toys, book, and blanket, and fall asleep smiling.

    • HatBomb

      They said "money can't buy you happiness. Bitch please for $40 I got all these milk bones, and look how happy I am!

    • Hank Hill

      My Boston Terrier would not simply be layin there. It would sound like a milkbone massacre.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #3 Multitasking at its finest

    • HatBomb

      This is known as hedging your bets. He knows one is in into sensitive guys, and the other chick just loves pizza. Odds of getting laid, doubled.

      • Mattyboh

        Brick Oven Pizza in Fells Point. Love Baltimore Chivers!

  • JP12

    kcco almost Friday

  • johnny-k

    Got to love this girls, sweetest thing ever, (ariel rebel soft/nude star) #19

    • Tyler P

      Ariel! Why you no do hardcore?!

      • tanker

        what is she making? barf on a plate?

    • BSmike

      Wait… took me a while to realize she was cooking.

    • Mike Hunt

      Thanks for the name, now I've seen her naked

  • 6655321

    #31 had to watch it a few times. Take that, bitch.

    • Jess

      There's your participation points, bitch.

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's what they get for not bending over like everyone else. lol

    • waryee

      totally deserved it.

    • http://cooldudestuff.com cooldudestuff.com

      Probably watched this 50 times…

    • caleb

      cocky little fucker.

  • ToewsFTW

    #12 "No, that's ok Timmy, stand underneath the hoop I'm shooting at. There's no way I'll hit you."

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined


    I'd eat it… Not talking bout the bacon either!! =P

    • Sanchez

      calm down Tyson…

  • Willie

    #9 mmm…I like it when she zip-zops my puddin-pop!

    • theDtrain

      Is that Manny from Modern Family?

      • Big Poppa

        I think it's Tuco from Breaking Bad

  • Jess

    #32 Next up, cock pushups

    • ChiverLance

      Well done sir, well done.

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #7 so cute

    • Andyrew711

      so moving. we should hug

    • Child Please

      Gotta have my pops!

    • Los

      Laurengomeow…..so cute

  • Anjin-San

    #32 brace yourself, Peter Griffin…

  • Name

    #9 Manny?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #3 Bitches love pizza.

  • t-money


    Seems legit

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined


    Never thought bacon could get any better… My life is now complete!

  • Holy Hell

    #25. This is going to end badly forsomeone here. Guess which one?

    • Daith_Lee

      It's Anderson Silva…thats not even a question..

    • Dan

      neither because he keeps missing him with that kick. he needs to try something else.

  • Old Jeezy

    So I don't know about you guys, but do you believe in angels?


  • Gav

    #4 Glory hole theme park?

  • matt

    #35 damn i don't remember Tinkerbell like that, but i likey

    • DUde



    #35 even from what the picture shows, you know tinker bell has gotta nice hump!!!….I mean come on! look how happy that kid is.

    • the canadian

      i wanna tinker in her bell 😉

    • Richard

      "The happiest thought,
      that allows me to fly:
      Is of Tinkerbell naked,
      and she's sucking me dry."

  • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

    #20… Strange, I don't remember that part..

  • myself

    #35 Someone is thrilled to meet Tink.

    • Dumbphone

      Hey, I'd be too. Can't fault the little fella

  • Elephant

    #11 "My straw reaches acrooosss the room, and into your milkshake"

    • Gav


    • Dr_StrangePants

      There Will Be Slurping

    • Daniel Lewis

      Oh that movie was bloody horrible.

  • Jezza67

    #12 and #31 made me laugh too much. Self-diagnosis – sadist.

    • Guest

      Somebody getting balls in the face doesn't have to be sadistic…

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