I hate my job (31 Photos)

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  • Cgyachilles

    #15 been there too many times

    • mittens

      Probably something stupid like a broken blend door.

    • sean_armstrong

      I have also been in this situation on many occasions.. One of the worst was for a squeak and rattle repair.. That took waaaaaaay too much time.

      • Cgyachilles

        My favourite has to bee taking out the dash for ONE connector that runs along the centre console on the floor. Put it back together and have a handful of bolts AND then it starts to squeak or rattle


    #8 no. #11 ah, the famous office sex doll. Everyone gets a ride on their ten minute breaks.

  • TomatoTipper

    #22 Vent, sthap. …..sthap it.

    • popcorn

      Why are you talking like voldemort?

  • Bubba

    #29 Nice job!

    • BlueLizzardGame

      Did you learn nothing from the Google post? You should have color coded those cables.

      • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

        looks like the worst day ever.

        • Underbaker

          Umm hate to tell you this, but you got them inverted, that bundle on the bottom needs to be on the top and now that you have trimmed so nice and tight without the maintenance loop you are just going to have to rerun the whole bundle. A good maintenance guy always leaves a loop.

          • Underbaker

            Thumb me down all you want, but I have been a Computer Maintenance guy for 31 years, yes I am an old fart who started on Main Frames and worked my way down to PC's. These cable vaults look pretty until you are the person that has to move that one cable in the middle of the bundle that got mislabeled and you are cutting tie-wraps for days.

            • OK Chiver

              Agreed and I have only been in IT for a few years (retired from another job), I always use velcro instead of zip strips

            • Jason

              Don't mislabel shit and you won't have to move them.

              • Underbaker

                I don't, but on jobs like these you don't do it all by yourself and in final line tests you often find a broken or mislabled cable in the bunch. It happens and if you find out who mislabled it you make him do the work to fix it to teach him/her a lesson.

            • PayingAttention

              Look carefully he is using velco straps … its all in the details

    • therealstake

      A hard hat and safety vest the entire time?! fucking osha.

    • easy

      Obviously you have to connect the blue one next….

    • Chiver_Sammy

      This is a average installation. The cable bundles should have been dressed in neater…

  • RooFeeOOO

    With guys like #11 around I wouldn't hate my job too much. Great job!

    • Jen

      they should have taken pics of themselves slapping her in the face with their dicks. that would be much funnier. and totally office appropriate.

  • Yeah

    WTF happened in #9??

    • koolpopio


      • tv_paul

        Against The Machine.

    • chiver

      ink drum for printing company with bad seal or not instaled right

    • RyanH

      Sound deadening gunk for automotive. Our pump blew and dumped this crap all over the place.

      • Yeah

        An answer! Thanks Ryan! That must have FUCKING SUCKED to clean up.

  • Dave on Wheels

    I just got a job as a wal mart greeter

    • SmokeyTheBear

      You better be nice as fuck.

      • Dave on Wheels

        Well I definitely can't chase after anyone LOL

        • lies

          aren't you fake?

          • Dave on Wheels


            It's how I chat with hot girls.

            • lies


              • HumpDan

                Too soon?

                No, it's never too soon.

  • fucked

    Seriously though fuck "New Girl"

  • dryfus

    I can't believe they now have chives kids tees…how much of a money grab is that?!? And yet people are stupid enough to buy the stupid shirts and put them on their kids. All from a site that posts pictures…

    • fucked

      go lick a foreskin

    • leave

      you are here because….. why now?

    • uhaveapoint

      I sort of agree, i mean I love the site, but I'm not gonna be wearing a chive t-shirt, it all seems very gauche to me. Oh, and if you want to tell somebody at a football game to chive on, make sure you are a hot girl first, because when you are a dude, you get funny looks.

    • SOhioChiver

      I can't wait to see what the Chivettes look like with them on, you know some are going to get creative with it (fingers crossed)

    • Rodney

      Mr. Doofus, my bad, dryfus. Go back to your porn vids. This site is for respectable Men, Women and especially for those who have served. I am proud to acknowledge my respect to the Chive and our members by dressing my little girl in KCCO.

    • w/ stupid

      if your not gonna buy one then why complain about it. stupid.

    • saveferris1007

      OK, so they're doing what they can to make money. Nobody is forcing you to buy anything, nobody charges you to be on the site, and let's be honest, nobody give a shit that you don't want to buy their stuff. They're making a living like the rest of us and some of us are proud to be part of a community like the Chive. Feel free to go visit any other "site that posts pictures" where the people aren't as tight knit and happy to show their affiliation with something. Or you can just enjoy the posts without the bitching and whining.


    • Jared

      Get your little penis hard to post negative comments, to people who you know are'nt going to respond in an agreeable way ?

    • shirt nonsense

      seriously, this shirt bullshit is exactly that…bullshit. so now if i buy my 4 yr old nephew a "fake" Chive on shirt hes going to get shit by all these freaks on here bcuz i didnt buy it "online" at the "Chive store"?? KCCO ppl

  • whyme1973

    #29 Wow! That turned out looking great!

    • socalmarti

      Seriously! I would buy him some beers for a job well done!!!

    • RSocks

      Nicely done.

  • Pat_Bateman1

    #15 the dashboard says boob … Awesome

    • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

      Good eye!!!

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #1 Quit bragging, jerk.

  • r00s7a

    #8 quit bullying me!

  • KatieOKCCO

    #29 is it weird that I saw this and almost wept at it's beauty?

    • Chiver_Sammy

      He did an OK job routing the cables but, its not even finished yet. The two pictures are just the front & back pictures. I hope the finished product looks better.

  • Tillman61

    #29 Well done. Seriously. Have a brew.

    • Rodney

      I agree sir. In every new installation there is a total WTF. Even though it's your job, and you know how to do it, it's a daunting task to Keep Calm And Chive On…

  • Tony_zavala84

    #13 looks like they did wake up for "the way you make me feel" video.

  • MickeyPhin

    Chive, you always help get thru the boring days, but why Tuesdays suck so bad? What happened to Tattoo Tuesdays? How about something new, like Toesday….showing various camel toes/mooseknuckles/ninja boots?

    • 29er

      Why not google it yourself?

  • Tony_zavala84

    In chains…

    • steve


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        • steve

          lol wtf. close. was looking for zombie

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  • Macro

    #5 Welcome to every workplace ever.
    #9 That suuuuuucks.

    • KyleGamgee

      #5 Yes. Yes we do.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #21 Good point!

  • Solitaire


    Work? thats just how you change the dome light in a VW.

  • matt

    #23 hardhat level, call of duty mw3?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It's a welding helmet.

  • ChivetteHeather

    #26 or to get your lazy ass moving! lol

  • David

    #10 – Seriously, you bought the "Grey Shirt"? I was a sales manager for 2 years and never bought a D@M thing that said AutoZone…… Congrats on moving up in the world

  • James

    Drove past #1 the other day…

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