Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • pingpong

    put #15 in #18 and you got yourself one heck of a party

    • Womb_Raider

      Throw in a little #19 to get where you're goin a little quicker.

    • AllTaco

      "And baby, you got yourself a stew goin"

      • dub

        "You just toss this in a pot with water, add a potato and you got yourself a stew!"

        ha, Carl Weathers.

  • giggitygiggity


    • Dave on Wheels

      God you're pathetic.

      • Yeah

        God you're a phony.

  • Still_Counts

    #15 Suddenly I'm feeling so patriotic

    • TomFoolery

      God Bless America. And boobs.

    • https://www.facebook.com/danielevans2007 Daniel Aaron Evans

      That's just an erection.

    • Nahvis

      It gets my vote.

  • PiratesFan

    #15 God bless America.

    • Sjaak

      Let's fuck America!

      • Rocks Off

        Do you mean fuck America, or, let's fuck, America?

        • dub

          LET US FUCK!

          • davo

            Shouldn't the chick weigh another 50kg's if she's American?

            • America

              You spelled 110.231 lbs. wrong. Get off my internet.
              – America

  • jabrone

    #19 enjoy EVERYTHING pumpkin for the time being

    • Child Please

      Pumpkin pop tart!

    • guest

      #19 is already out where I live. Including pumpkin egg nog. Its like some kind of holiday offspring or something.

      • morebeer

        Pumpkin egg nog……..ABOMINATION!!!!!

    • Rez Dog

      Pumpkin wheat beer. Mmm.

    • Vince

      Yeah … that's not a pint.

  • PiratesFan

    #21 The Machines…are turning.

    • eeee

      pun intended?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      So that's how the owner of the Segway company died….

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #23 Hungry Hungry Hippo sees a potential meal

    • g3nXsLack3r

      That &#@$ kid photobombed my hippo portrait.

    • eeee

      fuck yo couch nigga

    • Gerrit

      HungryHippo is a strict vegetarian

    • MonkeyMadness

      Hungry hungry hippo is in the mood for a little soul food.

    • Frank

      Yeah, but the food looks burnt.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #13 superhiker to the rescue #9 Joe Cool trying to impress the lady

    • giveitupalready

      "the chive really knows how to get us going"???
      ^^^^deleted comment

    • uRlame

      THREE EDITS??? admin mfr

      • Tiber_Septim

        somebody has to keep both your small minds amused and so far so good

        • Bill57

          you tell them stan cause you have have a big mind and that is good cause it is amusing. they would have egg on their face if they didnt have bullshit all over it and that is good cause its bad to waste eggs. and eggs are good but not with bullshit on them

  • hater

    #11. Suddenly….FLAMINGOS!

    • nick

      Flamingos out of fucking nowhere

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I just realized how appropriate it is for something So Pink
      to be labelled a Flaming-O

    • Billy

      Think of all shit left when they fly away.

  • MattyDeuce

    #30 I'm FIERCE, girlfriend

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.allison.31 Mark Allison

      Almost, for a second, looked like Kristen Stewart….

      • Anomanom

        Oh dear god you're right.

  • Lisa

    #3…that's a classy lady right there. 😉

    #14 & #15 are different levels of awesome.

    #25 I don't have teachers like this.

    And #30…cannot be unseen. 😛

    • gma

      Yes #3 is a fun girl; I adore fun girls.

    • It was...

      How's you kiddo Lisa? Did you ever get your hands on a copy of Shantaram?

      • Lisa

        I actually forgot about Shantaram. Rather than borrow it, I ordered a copy from Amazon just now. I read the first few pages online. It seems very dark. People either love it or hate it. I'll risk $7.36 on it. Thank you for the reminder.

        As for my daughter, she had a set back on the 16th of this month. I was away from home…a small vacation…Hawaii with my guy…she went to church…had a seizure…they freaked out (understandably)…called 911 and she spent the next 24 hours in the hospital while I tried to get back to the mainland. Her father was at hunting camp and couldn't be reached.

        We are in the process of fine tuning her medication. It is not easy to achieve a good balance.

        On the bright side, she killed a 5×6 bull elk on the 13th. 200 yard brain shot…zero meat wasted…no antler damage. Beautiful shot and it's an amazing bull. We are very proud of her. 🙂

        Thanks for asking. How are things in your world?

  • eeee

    fabulous xtofer
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    fabulous xtofer

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #27 I know dogs are supposed to be smarter, but I swear the cats are catching up. I feel like it's all gonna end in some kinda weird feline version of "The Lawnmower Man".

    • Anon

      I think cats are equally as smart. They just have no desire to show us it in the same ways dogs will. No way is a cat going to roll over or sit on command. They sit when they want and that is typically when you don't want it. They know what they are doing…

  • guest

    Thank God DMA is up early.

    Makes pulling an all nighter to write that last minute paper worth it.

    Wreck 'Em

    • not early

      it goes up at the same time every night. including this one.

  • cDubya

    This may be the first time ever that I'm still up to check the DMA. Its 3am on the east coast. FML.

    Also, I want #5. Badly.

    KCCO, friends. The week is almost over!

  • EMT Phenom


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  • Rick McStick
  • thebigbangdito



    • pnutz

      Fuck yeah!

  • afewlittletrysts

    #29 and this is how any cartoon character in the vicinity would die

    • dub

      This explains so much about my childhood

  • Colin

    #23 how many times more do we have to see this one.

    • Gubment

      'til the Chive meets its' affirmative action quota

  • G1880

    #3 how every new bride should be.

    • dirtysteve

      Once those legs close, that's it buddy.

  • Lucy

    #20 The only weapons anyone should ever use!

    • Kristen

      Go hug a tree, cunt.

      • Whoa Now

        That escalated quickly.

    • Leeks

      Whole wars fought with nerf guns would be awesome.

      • GamerKitty84

        is that guy on the right holding an original GameBoy?

  • Lyra

    Loving the fact that he's holding on to the bar!!!

  • Sean

    #20 is that an original gameboy in the back?

  • TDOG


    • dirtysteve

      You should see a doctor…

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