Destined to be Forever Alone…(43 Photos)

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  • ZiaChiver

    This gallery is the epitome of my life…

    • yuaifuh

      seriously, some of this hits pretty close to home

  • Tiber_Septim

    Some people like being alone, it is never having to say you are sorry. or you are hogging all the covers. No I don't want to share my beer. It's Football Season get used to it! No I don't want to watch that girlie movie. No I don't want to go see your mother! The list is endless

    • KAFman

      Your socks are probably standing in the corner…

      • ShakeyTheMoil

        Thank you for probably the best laugh of the day….and it's only 7:30am! xD

    • Robzombie

      That is just completely lame Tiber. Good things come with a bit of bad. Hiding from life is all bad

    • Yuh

      Hahahahahahahaha this guy is a loser m i rite!

    • gnocco

      I'm sure the guy with a magic knight for a profile handle has these issues all the time…

    • Bud

      Sounds like you are coping well

    • MylesofStyles

      Sometimes I honestly wonder man. How many more times do I have to listen to, "The guests are at the door, put some pants on NOW" or "Did you friggin piss in the recycling bin AGAIN?!?"

    • Egon

      You're not lonely, you're just an asshole.

    • Teea

      That's why you need a chick like me 🙂 heehee

      Chive, football, comedies and action movies… then demanding sex every other night… hm… my hubby is a lucky man 🙂

    • Charter896

      Leykis 101.

  • Meertnnn

    #43 Cracks me up everytime

    • a-nom

      They need to broadcast Mr Bean again…

  • Bryan

    oh god, story of my fuckin life.

    • MeepMeep

      Here, Here

  • Zarpazo

    #1 Somebody had to take that picture and post it on the internet, that boy is scarred for life and dammed to a life of solitude.
    Unless it was the other cat who took the picture, in that case, way to go other cat!

    • anonymous_coward

      I'm pretty sure that's my nephew I have some people to bitch out.

    • CheckEngineLight

      does he not know he can play on Steam and play others?

    • !!!

      The cat is about to fuck his world with a red eyes black dragon

  • D.Strawberry

    As a married man, this is how I feel when a friend tells me they want to get married….

    • Ched

      yep, a year in, and I am asking " The pre wedding marketing showed all sorts of wonderful things, the reality… oh how it sucks"

      I know mate, I know…..

    • Brian Wise

      That just means you married the wrong person. Don't feel bad; it took me three tries to get the right one. Finally got one just as nerdy and dorky as me, and smoking hot, to boot! Don't settle for shopaholic girlie-girls. The good ones rock once you find them!

    • mello

      HAHAHAHAHAHA! that was great, as a married man of 3 years I will definitely second that!

  • JamesB

    #39 That's just harsh, Chive…..just harsh…..

    • GamerKitty84

      Actually that is Perfect Gaming Weather and it makes me happy 🙂

      • lol


    • Daris

      The scroll of my screen lined up perfectly for this one and I was like, "that's so true". And then I scrolled down and laughscreamed "ohhh, that's so true". Too close to home.

  • Noah

    Well now I'm depressed

  • Justin Lentz

    #32 what a bitch. That girls deserves to be alone not that guy

    • @undefined


    • DK519

      She's got him in her pic as well…

    • negative nancy

      She may have just thought it was a bad picture of herself.

      • Woop

        i'd like to believe that. but im not negative nancy. ..wait

    • SouthernRebel18B

      Agreed. WTF was she doing in the pic if she wanted cropped out? She clearly posed for it. If I was that dude, I'd set it as my profile pic and tell her to FAP to it.

      • mishai

        hmm or it was a big group photo at begin and he croped just this couple photo…:)

        • SmokeyTheBear

          Either way, she's a bitch

    • 6655321

      Looks like I am the only one to get the Inbetweeners reference.

    • Robzombie

      She looks like the Easter Island head girl

  • inga

    #34 Peep Show! Best…show…ever.

    • Brand_n

      Hell yeah! Still waiting for that 8th season…

      • razzzar

        apparently airing in November! Need to get Supa Hans in a KCCO t-shirt haha

        • @undefined

          wheres super hands?!?!

        • TBagPDX

          What the hell, they are still making that show??? God Damn Hulu only has up to season 6

          • BisonKing

            Peep show is the goods. They have up to the end of season seven on

  • Robzombie

    Good post Bob. Sad and funny at the same time

  • MonkeyMadness

    #43 Mr. Bean is the tits!

  • imdowngetme

    #43 Mr. Bean!!!!!

  • Travis

    #42 can't be true…. can it?? I really thought one of us made it.

    • H-Town

      Nobody ever makes it. There is no hope.

      • pyro

        I got lucky, was best friends with a girl for 8 years and we have been happily together for a year now. By far the best relationship I have ever been in.

        • MN Expat

          Female friends get stuck in friend zones, too. I've been in one in particular for two years, and I'm going mad. :p

    • HatBomb

      Poor bastard only made it 8 hours…

  • MonokuroBoo

    #23 haha well maybe I just like having the whole bed to myself.

    • Slim Jim

      i do but i like to share it once a week

  • BobbyFrost

    Sad and funny post at the same time.
    #26 Too mean Siri, too mean XD

  • longshot421

    #9 I gotta tell ya, that's pretty much heart breaking. Not to be a dick about it, but this post makes me REALLY appreciate my amazing wife.

    • jasgat66

      Let her know it…..

      • longshot421

        Absolutely! Every day.

  • Dbunn

    Once upon a time , a Prince asked a beautiful Princess , "Will you marry me?"

    The Princess said , "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-tittied bitches and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars, got blow jobs from strippers and dated women half his age and drank whiskey , beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

    The End.

    • Doc

      Nice! lol

    • skyfireCO

      I read sperm and potato chips.. there must be something wrong with me…

    • MylesofStyles

      That was fucking beautiful. *wipes away tear*

    • Westy

      And died with a itchy back. 😥

    • guest

      Once upon a time , a Prince asked a beautiful Princess , "Will you marry me?"

      The Princess said , "Yes!!!" And the Prince and Princess lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged that skinny long-legged big-tittied bitch that went hunting and fishing with him or let him go with just his friends, and went to naked bars, and got blow jobs daily. She always brings him a beer or a sandwich, because that's what she does. But not a spam sandwich because that shit is gross, but they ate chips and beans together and had farting contests together. Instead of dating women half his age that only go out with him because he buys them stuff, and all his friends and family thought he was a loser because he took advantage of young women. And he had tons of money in the bank because two paychecks are better than one, got to travel all over the world and always had someone to have sex with on exotic locations instead of getting prostitutes.

      The End.

      Sorry your life sucks. I suggest you find a woman that isn't a total piece of shit. They do exist.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #42 – just when u thought he made it. ouch.

    bc chivers/chivettes, see below.
    – unofficial meetup 11/24/12 ->

  • The Occupant

    If my life was a story, this told it all too well.

  • see for yourself

    I liked this post when it was on izismile yesterday

    • lols

      there are things i enjoyed about yesterday too. and guess what, i did some of things today as well

  • boob_cuddler

    #39 is the most depressing.

  • 343as

    Hit right in the feels.

  • Simeon

    #24 You mean there are FEMALE Forever alones out there? Ow wait… fat chicks.

    • MylesofStyles

      With a hairy leg to boot.

    • 6655321

      Could still be a man.

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