I do what I want (23 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

  • MeepMeep

    #9 well done, sir

    • reaperMEDIC

      I officially award you 1000 internet points!

    • North

      Time for a new girlfriend…

      • Angry Smitty

        Indeed. The correct action here would be to dump said GF.

        Any girl that's so crazy about a boy band that they'll build a shrine to them is not 100% committed in the relationship. She's gonna eventually dump and/or cheat on you with a guy that she thinks better fits her warped sense of ideals and leave you to pick up the pieces.

        Trust be bro, I speak from painfully earned first hand experience.

        Clue #1, if she gets huffy if you even hint that her fandom/obsession is even remotely unhealthy, it is time to cut your losses and hightail it.

    • Bud

      WTF is one direction?

      • MeepMeep

        You must have the best life, ever.

      • Sven

        I'm with you, no idea who/what/that/they are/is. (I r gramer gud)

    • matt

      im the only one who thinks the proportions here are way off? why is his head so small?

      • ColaChiver

        His head just looks small because he's trying to flex.

    • Livin' Legend

      I neither know nor care what One Direction is, but what I am curious about is exactly who the replacements are and why they're better.

      • figurefour

        Mac. That's all any girl needs.

    • goglass

      What a kiss ass

      • davo

        why is he going out with an 11 year old girl? he should be arrested!

  • Bill


  • LoonGoon

    Fuck the police #12

    • _DoC_

      Thats probably what that cop is hoping those girls will do.

    • gmx

      LoonGoon go to the nearest police officer and render your valuable opinion and I will laugh at your inevitable fate.

  • buttr

    #22 no gangnam style within 10 feet of hearing

    • KCCO

      He is checking to see how many minutes of fame he has left

      • mittens

        Well played.

      • Bob Duato

        Or checking the millions in his bank account on his new iPhone

        • Ayecarumba!

          In south kolea cigalette smokes you

          • George Muhamed

            In the United States retard retardes you!

  • Sydtrolls

    #21 Super sub…. Now if they could just add wings.

  • WindyCityKid13

    #2 Find her!

    • Hunting

      super cute

    • Sappy

      Dat… dat… my god, she has no good qualities…

  • Frylock

    #9 dude is gay as fuck

    • Unfkngblvbl

      You know how I know you're gay as fuck?

    • Holmespump

      How gay is fuck?

      • Unfkngblvbl

        "Fuck" is acting as the general adjective in the phrase, to describe the amount of gayness. To answer your question, It's extremely gay.

  • It's almost time.

    If #5 is in today's Burn Your Bra post it would make my Thursday go the rest of the way down the toilet.

  • justme

    #9 That is GREAT! 🙂

  • whyme1973

    #15 Beautiful.

  • asdasd

    #18 total dick… I hope they die in a fire.

    • BType13X2

      … No… I as a person who is in a wheel chair will just grind the fuck out of their paint with the pumice coating on the collars of my wheels. I think having to repaint his whole car will send the message clearly.

    • gma

      I know what you mean, I think of every time I tried to find a handicapped space when I was transporting my father who used a wheelchair.

  • chris043

    #9 What the hell dude, are you dating a 10 year old?

    • not your girlfriend

      I'm the girlfriend…and no sorry to disappoint I'm not twelve…for the record my roommates put up the one direction posters…also I enjoy waking up to Mac's face now every morning. Knew I kept this kid around for a reason.

      • what?

        he said 10 year old…

        • adMANistrator

          10 = twelve. It's on the internet.

      • chris043

        Im not disappointed, Im relieved.

  • notawittyname

    #15 makes me feel funny in weird places

  • https://www.facebook.com/francisco.j.arcila Fco J Asilah

    #14 fuck snoopy!!

  • Tony Pats

    #1 <sigh> oh fed up

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #20 Looks about right.

    • Angry Smitty

      There's Anachronistic, Kitschy and just plain silly. It's cool. Ain't my scene… buts it's alright.

      Then there is this retarded douchebag. This better be a stunt to troll A'Holes like me, because it isn't funny. How in the hell is the inconvenience of a CRT so counter culture?

      Someone needs to find this Hipster and and put a foot in their ass.

  • NorCal420

    thank god for the chive…

  • Erika

    #9 bromance

  • Dylan

    Some of these are funny, but some are just being dicks. They asked you to not sit on the horse, so don't sit on the damn horse!

    • Hunting

      You clearly do not do what you want

      • haus

        Yeah this guy clearly follows the rules and does not do what he wants. lame.

    • Danno

      That horse had it coming….damn horse

      • Gerrit

        Well, maybe the horse is both rare and vulnerable, And if it snaps in two under your weight, you pay the repair. Or maybe it can't be repaired.

        Just sayin'

        • http://www.facebook.com/mike.buchta Mike Buchta

          Nobody asked you.

          Just sayin'

          • ALI

            Maybe I DOWHAT I WANT. from the guy in the horse picture….. ALI

    • bigcityreem

      Why so angry Dylan. Why? Do you need a hug?

      • Dylan

        I wouldn't turn down a hug.

  • AllTaco

    #14 Snoopy style is catching on

  • 617Chiver

    First read #7 as "Let them drown" and I then imagined several cub/boy scouts franticly drowning in the pond. Wow halloween got the best of me.

  • reaperMEDIC

    No Redheads or Burnt Bras yet…. Is it Thursday? I'm scared. Is everything ok chive? Did I do something wrong? Are you mad at me? I don't want to fight anymore.

  • http://twitter.com/NickClark360 @NickClark360


    • EStap

      She looks like the wife from Californication

  • Wood

    #18 is not doing what you want…it's being a dick.

    • Dennis

      "…… While handy cap people, make handy cap Faces!……"

      • Jebus

        Dennis wins all the internets! Well played sir

    • mittens

      I don't know… you almost *have* to be handicapped to park that badly.

  • DementedGeek

    by chance is #7 at the Cub Scouts camp in Rutherfordton, NC?

    • gma

      Amazing small world; I am originally from Morganton NC, just a little north of Rutherfordton.

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