Sometimes ya just gotta say f@#k. It.

  • Anthony Daugherity

    #6 Still googling bewbs.

    • HatBomb

      They said to Chive On, and that's what we will do. Calmly.

    • QwertySauce

      Aren't the towers under water?



    • bored

      been there….done that….

  • Undergrad

    It's Friday! Fuck it!

    • Notknowing

      Fuck it Friday! WOOOOHOOOO!

  • Mmmmmmmmm

    Poop soup

  • dallas_oc


  • TheBAMFinater

    #23 Always makes me laugh.

    • Dick

      I laughed out loud at that one.. That's fucking awesome.

    • DirtNasty


  • DDD

    #16 Exactly, now i have to hit the off button two or three times and wait a few seconds to make sure is off before i start my Curse laden tirade…. and yell FUCK!!!!

    • DDD

      DERP!!! meant #15 FUCK IT!!

    • Old

      There was a time when you could actually slam down the phone and get a nice satisfying noise, but those phone were attached to walls and didn't fit as well in your pocket

    • lordoftheapes

      He was probably one of the people who did the burning and killing that day.What he and his comrades did then isn' t really funny, it's like having a picture of a taliban passing by WTC ,crashing down, on a bike and considering it funny

  • SuperiorTo8

    #4 Gonna try that next time one of my work mates asks me to pull his goddamn finger

  • Wet_tosti

    #19 I would like the order the Lick-Me-Clit, a little bit of Suck-Me-Porc and the Fuck-You-To!

    • Notknowing

      What?! No Poo-Poo-Platter?

    • _DoC_

      You should try the "cream of sum yung gy"

  • whodat

    Something went terribly wrong on the set of the first scene of Little House on the Prairie.

  • Boss hawg outlaw

    #21 is how I felt waiting on line for gas this morning in jersey for 4 and a half fucking hours but chive you always get me thru the shitty times

  • Jayavc

    #32 and #33 Strong finish. Both made me laugh

  • craigmarchphotography

    #7 my jetta would have had a new hood ornament if that was me

    • Ryan

      You mean you would have sat in your car and waited whilst cursing under your breath. Don't lie just because your on the internet chief.

  • EDD

    #32 Suck on these chinese nuts……

  • Anonymous

    i guess all the normal security guards at the Trump didn’t want to stay in AC.

  • Imperator

    #25 made my day

  • NoodlumNad

    #1 is this in Atlantic City?

    • kittygato

      Has to be somewhere in Europe – look at the license plates next to it.

    • cuñao

      Balearic Islands, Spain.

  • Dan Fenton

    They're Swans

    • tigerraider

      Canada Geese.

  • @erikaskarlet

    #20 awe

    • KCCO

      You are a beautiful Chivette! MOAR Please!

  • loves sammiches

    Except those are clearly geese, you ignorant slut.

    • WileEOne

      I cry FOWL… dammit man, you can't make a duck joke using geese… it' just not good form!

    • loves sammiches

      Well..I guess we can start calling cows chickens then. If it's for the sake of rhyming.

      • WileEOne

        How now, brown chicken… yep, it works.

  • herbie

    All the Fucks were given today #fuckitfriday

  • Notknowing

    #5 is my wife's logic. Thank god she keeps losing her credit card.

  • Ruby

    they're Canadian Geese for fuck sake

  • Kodos

    ehh… fuck it.

  • Needing a Trollop

    #1 This isn't where i parked my boat

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