Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose (34 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    And sometimes you are…

    FFJJIIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIIiIiIiHAHAHAARRSRSTTSTTTHHHH!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11111111111

    Fuck you.
    No really, FUCK YOU!!1!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "When the world is full of trolls who want to actually hurt people, Paula is a refreshing break from the status quo; she is simply goofy rather than malicious. I applaud you! – Joel GhoStedar Pankratz"

    • Yuppp

      Can you please go away again Paula. I can smell you from here.

      • rob

        -119 for a reputation score – NOBODY likes her – him – IT

    • Stupid Troll

      I bet Paula voted for Obama.

      • 617Chiver

        STOP THE POLITICAL BULLSHIT

        • UhHuh

          Relax, the president was just elected yesterday. Besides, fuck the Bruins.

          • Simon says

            Really…the Bruins blow dead animals. What a bunch of wankers…

            • 617Chiver

              Awww are you a Canucks fan?

              • Bob Duato

                I pray for all hockey fans

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Bush. I like bush.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "CHIVE admins, can you block this rude poster from commenting on the site? I know this is to be expected online, but Paula's snide comments have gotten excessive and out of control. – Janelle"

        • Dennis

          Well if you like Bush the I like you. Sorry for all the mean things I said about you Paula. KCCO1

          • Lame

            Don't ever apologize to her.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Not THAT Bush! Bush! As in: bush! Not that sock puppet!!1!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • fed up

              What sock puppet? The crusty sock you use to wack off in?

    • sam

      Paula, you so crazy

    • Tim

      sad saddist is sad. Desperately seeks attention, but realized is too much a loser for positive attention, so went the other way.

    • CanadianMedic

      I was just thinking I haven't heard from Paula in a while. MISSED YOU .

    • Jay

      When are you going to get naked on camera? Secondly, when are we going to make porn?

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  • Goober

    First

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
      <img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/25u5gjn.jpg"&gt;
      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Joe

        Forget what 99% of the people on here say, they're just jealous of your "wit"

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  • Yerp

    #3 hows about no.

    • @lackofabetter

      I would have pooped a little

      • Gross Toasties

        I would have pooped a lot

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  • WheelieChair

    RIP Dave On Wheels

    • tyu

      who?

    • RIP?

      Such a kind and truthful soul. He touched everyone with his amazing, totally true, story. A real inspiration to us all.

    • Bud

      I laughed

    • reclaimer

      dave hates you. he is looking down on you and flipping you the fuck off.

      • goatpunch

        with what, super unicorn power?

    • nix

      Dave on wheels was a scam. Fake.

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  • Unfkngblvbl

    #8 WIN ALL DAY LONG!

    • NorCal420

      hence why one should "think" before they status update. what a dickhead bf and what a savage dad. I woulda killed that young man

      • Paulie walnuts

        Fail.

        • Unfkngblvbl

          ……………….and sometimes you lose.

    • Tom?

      Except for Zac's spelling. Yeesh.

    • Reese

      But the names don't match. captain, please explain.

    • gma

      You're going to wind up gutshot and on failblog eventually.

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  • Yuppp

    #18 Hey, maybe she loves porn too. Could be a win.

    • Death Butt

      Good way to cut to the chase

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  • crustybubblechunks

    #14 Had me laughing so hard, my boss yelled at me to get back to work

  • IamAwesome

    Too bad Obama and Romney couldn't both lose

    • DickBag

      YouAreNotAwesome.

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        YouAreDickBag. Problem?

    • AtlantaBurning

      The American people lost yesterday either way.

      • matt

        jason sudeikis didnt, he won either way. plays biden and romney

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  • N2MotoX

    #34 Now I need a hug!

    • ...

      I would run that bitch off the road. No one fake flashes me and then once she crashed I'd go feel her up and be like ha that's what you get bitch

    • Cody

      What movie is this from?

      • FoolOfATook

        Fanboys. If you like Star Wars it is a must watch.

        • El_Hefe

          and a lil Star Trek in there too

          Amazing movie

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  • Unfkngblvbl

    #22 Oh no, those poor boobs!

    • rob

      At least she had something squishy to land on

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You should give them a thorough massage.
      And then mine. ❤

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • fed up

        I'd like to give your face a thorough massage with a baseball bat.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I feel something brewing between us… The two of us may just end up covered in blood before the night is over and it would be totally worth it…

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • fed up

            Very true Paula Very true

          • fed up

            Unfortunately the blood would probably come from one of those massive zits on your back.

    • Chiver_Sammy

      I thought those were air-bags…

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  • Parkview

    #21 lucky basterd

  • rob

    #34
    YOU BITCH – LOL

    • StarWars

      Its from the movie FAN BOYS 🙂

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  • Yup

    Who is #22 there must be MOAR of her !!

  • STIFLER

    Paula is deranged

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I HAVE been hanging out with Chivers too long, true.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Who gives a fuck if you are first or not? what an idiot – Baba Booey"

      • Yuppp

        You meant hanging out "around" Chivers. Never with, you are a leech that no one wants.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          It's funny because for all you know if you went to a meetup you were staring at my boobs too ❤

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • fed up

            They were staring because your wart ridden fat bags were hanging near your ankles.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              No. Check the meetup photos. Epic Rack even if I say so myself.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – Fan testimonial: "This is the most positive feedback I've seen for you in a while Paula. Keep showing boobs – Duder"

              • Yeahhh

                Checked the pics. You must be the morbidly obese one in the background.

                • fed up

                  she's the one whose cankles have double chins.

              • goatpunch

                I nearly fell for this and considered looking through photos. Which meetup? is she labeled somehow? maybe john mentioned which one she was!

                I am jack's less smart little brother who the family considered "putting down"

          • Yuppp

            Haven't been to a meetup yet, but if I show up at one and it smells like rotten tuna, I'll know you are there Paula. That reminds me John, when the hell are you guys going to come down the coast for an Orange County meetup??

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  • Del

    #14 Lose some weight FATASS….

  • rob

    #24
    How embarrassing – although the dumbass deserved it

    • SmokeyTheBear

      The kid is an asshole for putting that shit about his gf on a public site. Fuck those kinds of people.

      • red

        don't let your parents be friends with you on facebook and this won't happen

        • Orukal

          Be a man and don't post crap like that.

    • goatpunch

      What if the status was meant to break up with her without making her sad (angry instead) or having to leave his house. It is possible he is full of genius and the dad has been had

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Pretty sure he was a dousche who was very lucky to have a girl put her mouth on his retarded pecker and just wanted to brag to his friends without giving a shit about embarrassing her.

        • Jp10

          I agree, he's probably the type that likes to brag about his "swag". Needs to realize that respect and class will get him much further in life.

          Waddda douchebag.

    • chicago_animal

      People still use Facebook?

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      • Yeahhh

        ^ Fuck this C-rag.

  • 617Chiver

    #24 Epic Dad is Epic

    • Meow Mix

      But his daughter really is a slag!

      • Wisti

        I'm apparently too younge to know what the full meaning of "slag" is…but simply because she sucks her boyfriend's dick she becomes one?

        • 617Chiver

          slag:
          1. An individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the sexual, these people sleep with many partners not caring about anything save for the moment of climax.

          2. Rubbish that is not worth the time or effort of paying attention to it, but none the less draws one in. Used to describe unpleasent situations.

    • FerrisWJ

      Original poster is a dumbass. He deserves his fate.

  • DDD

    #26 To the Friend ZZOOOOOOONNNNEEEE

    • MissVega84

      she says shes 'Too young to date"…thats a rare moment of clarity you never see anymore in todays youth.

      • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

        At least it didnt say your the sweetest friend I know. There is hope young Anthony!

  • Edd

    #22 Thats what happens when you leave the kitchen

    • Jokes_Explained

      This is funny because men often make jokes that women belong in the kitchen.

      • Lisa

        I do not understand. Why is this a joke they make?

    • JAFitC

      She's on her way to the grocery store to replenish the kitchen. Since the purpose of leaving it is directly related to being in the kitchen, she gets a pass. Your statement is invalid.

  • Yerp

    #33 the sweater is a win.

    • 123567

      barry from pawn stars in the back?

      • padresfan420

        storage wars you derp

  • Sorry to ask

    #34 Where is this from? I've seen the gif hundreds of times.

    • Chad
    • Mother Pus Bucket

      From the movie Fanboys I think

    • English Gentleman

      from the movie 'Fanboys'
      great film, plenty of star wars injokes and cameos.
      oh and Kristen bell in a slave Leia costume.

    • Sorry to ask

      Thanks much.

      • MissVega84

        I love that movie…so much awesome nerd fanservice. Favorite was the Van that sounded like the Millenium Falcon as it started up

        • MonkeyMadness

          Makes me think of the scene from Rat Race… you get to see some juicy side boob.

  • Porkins

    Yeah, this has happened to me #18 . . . It did not end in happily ever after.

    • techno_viking

      At first glance I thought you were referring to #27. Would've made for a funnier story…

      • Porkins

        Nope, that has never happened.

        • WOW

          yeah, you will never build the confidence to do it.

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    • UhHuh

      I think every single one of us will pass, douche.

    • goatpunch

      You are on my hammer list. It's a list of people that should be hammered. That is to say hit repeatedly with a hammer, not received drinks from

  • AndySaximus

    #24 maybe why parents shouldn't have a facebook??

    • Jay

      Maybe why you shouldn't be such a huge douche on a site where everybody can see what you post??

    • Egon

      Maybe why people shouldn't make public posts about their sexual conquests?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Maybe why parents SHOULD have Facebook.

    • Yerp

      Maybe that Andy Saximus' Facebook page.

    • goatpunch

      How about if you accept a friend request from your GFs parents, you don't talk about fellatio from her. I would have thought that would have been obvious. some people not so smart

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #22 Save the titties!!

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