• Stephanie


    • Harry Longbahls Jr

      This is the dumbest FAKE BS I have seen in a long time

  • tv_paul

    I bet he likes his balls high and tight inside .

  • Womb_Raider

    What is he on?? This dude shouldn't be within 100 yards of children. Entertaining bastard though.

    • gameoverjc

      Most likely just a person who is eccentric or on the spectrum. He obviously isn't normal and takes great pride at what he does. I can only hope that one day if I have a son I have get an umpire this awesome to break up the monotony.

      • Womb_Raider

        Well don't I just feel like a prick. In all seriousness though, I was thinking an extreme end of the spectrum myself. He's enjoying himself and the kids are all having a blast so more power to him.

        • gameoverjc

          no worries, KCCO

          • Gdogg24

            Wow, this has to be one of the most civil exchanges on a discussion board, ever. Well played, you two.

    • Cole

      Whatever his motivation, the man seriously needs to invest in a belt.

  • Jake

    What the hell…

    • ps86

      Alan's brother

  • nope

    i think the real story here is just how bad his strike zone is.

    • Stephanie

      Would you really want to argue balls and strikes with this asshole?

      • nope


  • Unfkngblvbl

    Those are definitely some high pants.

  • blazindave

    What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here!!

    • Taggart

      I told you all to get some track laid. Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

      • Dylan

        Head them off at the pass? I HATE that cliche

  • ChinMusak

    Completely lost it at work when he threw the ball! Busted Chivin'!

  • Wannabang

    Is that Leslie Nielsen from the Naked Gun under there?

    • Open minded

      Dude, that was my first thought…"Strike strike strike strike strike" (as he moon walks away).

      • Wannabang

    • Strike?

      No, it's Enrico Palazzo…

  • Turd F.

    If you've ever endured the drudgery of umpiring a little league game, you'd know that this is just a guy trying to entertain himself.

  • Rob

    Am I the only one that sees the way he's moving and thinks he may be developmentally disabled?

    • Lionel

      You're not alone. I'm definitely not laughing until I know for sure.

      • McBeastie666

        I'm just going to laugh at him and move on with my life…no further research required.

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing half way into it.

    • jOb

      Seems to be autistic.

    • Money B

      I was thinking that for a second, but I've worked with a few mentally disabled people, and they would not be able to get through the screening process of becoming an umpire in any little league, let alone make it through entire games.

      It feels like he was probably already a bit of a goofball, and on top of it he may have had a little too much syrup on his waffles that morning if you get my drift.

      Some umps are pretty silly too, they have their own language.

    • Dads

      I dont think he is mentally ill. You see the manager at the end having a laugh too. Just some dork wanting to stand out.

    • Smashy

      You mean "fucking retarded" it's ok, you're on the Internet, no one knows you're a horse.

      • heywood jablome

        i love you smashy. no homo.

  • SEA

    That is PedoBear in disguise. Creepy

    • Hugh

      My thoughts as well. A background check might be in order.

  • gordo

    I'd say he had a bit much to drink,,,,,

  • Boss hawg outlaw

    I like the part where he threw the ball to the pitcher omg that shit was funny this is the closet thing he will ever get to playing baseball that's why he takes it to another level

  • TheRealLomo


    • CaptainInsano

      hahaha that was spelled out perfectly… lol

  • cee dub

    Not that I look at stuff like that, but the guy is hung like a mule.

  • GuntherSquirrel

    Go home Ump… You're drunk

  • Hank Hill

    This reminds me of Tim. When I was in little league as a kid, we had a former college cheerleader/choir director at church as an umpire. Plus, he was a fat dude. He would literally go the distance from one base to another just jumping and hopping and hollering to call somebody out. At first it was funny, then we just got used to it.

    • Tim

      Thanks for making me feel like a jerk.

      • Hank Hill

        Dude, thank you. This reply made me laugh hard.

  • temujin1234
  • sid943

    Is he going through puberty or something?

    • JazzHand

      Are YOU?

  • North

    There's no NHL on…so I'll take this. Lol

  • Ed Hill

    If there were more umpires like this, maybe baseball wouldn't be so boring.

  • LilLaura

    I dunno guys; I'm pretty sure he's disabled…

    • JazzHand

      Well, by the looks of what he considered a strike, I'd say you're right about that.

  • wl Foot

    Anybody else realize this is where they recorded all the zombie sounds for the walking dead.

  • John Eggett

    Life After Thunderdome was pretty tough for Blaster, he'll take just about any job that's hiring…

    • MohawkJon

      Love it!
      Its all he can do without master…

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