Expectations vs. Reality (31 Photos)

  • notfirst

    First block

    • notfirst

      Fuck you Paula!

      • lemmiwinks

        Please do not say she who must not be named.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


          – the one you love to hate

          • lemmiwinks

            See i told you not to say that god forbidden cum dumpster's name

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Wait till you see what happens when you speak my name tree times in a row!

              – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad, Billy and others"

              • placenta_smoothie




                • lemmiwinks

                  Spoiler alert: she shows you her balls!

  • dallas_oc

    #1 From the looks of it I would rather much go with the expectation. Lucky bastard!

    • Bcard

      I think thats the point of the post… Think about it

    • Umbra Fractus

      I dunno. The caption says. "Studying with friends."


      Poor bastard.

  • neelsvanpk

    #31 has happened too many times. Nevertheless, history will repeat itself.

  • morebeer

    Fuck it, looks good enough to me

    • Realist

      To me, reality looks much better than expectation here.

  • JBVC

    #10, #23 I'd still hit it lol!

    • Ace

      #10 is actually a trans-gender male..Sooo have fun with that.

  • Wet_tosti

    #1 is so true! Today i went to study with a friend and shit escalated immediately. We ended up drunk shooting gnomes in the garden with an air gun. Live now, pay later!

    • Wisti

      bet your parents are the ones paying actually…

      • http://www.facebook.com/SeanLoganDamnitfeelsgoodtobeagangsta Sean Logan


  • Kelso

    I like turtles

    • HumpDan

      I like original jokes.

  • HumpDan

    I'm not hungry anymore. #26

    • MissVega84

      I am sure the end resulting trip to the bathroom will yield the exact some results as the bottom pic

  • lucid_eye

    #23 I am willing to bet that the reality sucks a mean dick, and the expectation is just looking for someone to buy her stuff.

    • Realist

      Very true.

    • Butthurt_Obama

      Hey now. That's not nice. Both of those young ladies are equally as beautiful. Society is so mean and sets such bad standards. Everybody love everybody.

      • Fur Sure


        • Daris

          "If you see a possum, try to kill it, okay? It's not a pet."

  • Med

    i've never actually had a problem with Ravioli, seems like a bit of a stretch to me. BTW did you add jello to your ravioli?

  • tv_paul

    #3 I love those District 9 ice pops.

  • Med

    She's destroying her collar on that shirt

  • dallas_oc

    #18 That's the closest the ice cream resembles the cartoon character.

    • ZachBob

      That must be why it's 3 freaking dollars. I remember back when those were $1. Or if you were lucky, 75 cents.

  • Lucky Lucy

    #19 Cheese on top of the chicken burger?? What wonderful hell sells this masterpiece?

    • Miles

      It's KFC here in the Phils. Never tried it though, freaks me out a little with the cheese on top. Haha..

      • Lucky Lucy

        yikes! I would think it would be sticky… Is there at least lettuce on it? lol

        • Miles

          Lettuce? None! Just mayo and that's it. My friend said you should have a lot of tissue when eating this. Haha! Jimmy Kimmel even had a parody about this.

          • Lucky Lucy

            I just watched it! So funny! OMG!

            • Max

              you have amazing breasts.

              • Escalator

                Well that escalated quickly…

    • Realist

      Both expectation and reality for #19 look horrifying to me.

  • RooFeeOOO

    #20 it's an invite to play Farmville.

  • Abusement_Park

    #1. I'm quite OK with this reality.

  • lemmiwinks

    What sorcery is this? I have never seen that sandwhich before does anyone know?

    • CFK

      KFC Philippines.

    • Fryy

      Can't tell if the top is a really thin, square greasy bun or a slice of cheese covering the whole sandwich. Either way, it looks more satanic than an Eagles concert

      • lemmiwinks

        LOL thanks

  • sfb101

    #31 All too true…

    • Joker

      Look at it this way- you can get a video of your cat drinking beer and watching tv, make money when it goes viral, then make your expectations a reality.

  • jpss

    Anyone else getting porn on their popups when chiving on ther ipad?

    • OmahaDude

      Yep, the last two times I logged in I was kicked off theChive and taken to a porn site

    • Dreymann

      You're welcome.

  • CanucksRule

    #19 – i too would like to know what sammich this is.

    • Lucky Lucy

      Must be us Canucks that haven't seen it!

      • CanucksRule

        guess we're not as glutenous in vancouver.

        • Lucky Lucy

          It's from the Philippines apparently! The Streetwise CheeseTop Chicken Burger!

          • CanucksRule

            i don't vote, so wasn't me. but thx for automatically ASSuming.

            • Lucky Lucy

              I didn't silly!! I was just saying in general :p

              • Lucky Lucy

                had to delete it though cuz I said Philly and not Philippines! 😉

  • Craigery

    #24 Still delicious.

    • nope

      GOD DAMN IT! I was going to say this verbatim.

    • justabill

      Agreed. Such an artery-clogging, guilty pleasure.

      • Claude

        You mean toilet clogging.

    • Fryy

      But why does the beef look violet? Was it made with a little pony?

  • blah

    #9 Everytime

  • Rabid Monkey

    #11 Reality is still pretty awesome.

  • Almoney13

    #27 I live it… so true

  • Whoopi_G

    #17 Looks great to me.

    • Realist

      Reality for #17 looks fantastic to me.

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