Wow, what a…cute couple (7 Photos)


  • Billy


    • 3 characters

      agreed. she's 24, not 12.

      • not

        it looks bad because she looks much younger than her age

        • James

          General rule for men: (your age / 2)+7= the youngest you can go with looking like a creepy old man….

    • OldManCreeper

      It is weird because he looks like a pedophile and she looks like a child… Definitely creepy though.

    • GotItDude

      He's always touching her head, what a creep. It sucks because she's actually looking good these days.

    • whos.mike

      He must be either
      A. her heroin dealer
      B. her meth dealer
      C. her crack dealer
      D. and as always all of the above.

    • yah I said it

      slightly less creepy than the freaks they had on here yesterday…


    #7, looks completely wrong.

    • Ferngully

      That looks like a cry for help to me.

      Really awkward looking

      • HOOK_the_LEGEND

        Yep, the look almost speaks….. 'Daddy help'

        • Bud

          I'm sure that's exactly what she has been saying. The problem is she has been saying it to him.

          • tv_paul

            Maybe it's so she can maintain her weight because every time he touches her it looks like she's about to throw up.

    • Findangle

      If Mr Bean and Tom Hanks had a kid it would look just like this guy!!

      • Findangle

        I think its about time Uncle Jesse had a chat with her!!

    • The_Truth

      You know what's REALLY disgusting & REALLY wrong?? 2 guys together, 2 chicks together….

      Get it together Chive. You always talk about embracing who you are & just trying to be happy with your life. That's exactly what Olsen & Steve Coogan's twin brother are doing here. If they're happy then you're totally contradicting what you preach. Fuck yourself, Bob. I'm done with this shitty site. is way better & doesn't throw in their hypocritical beliefs.

      • Reasonable

        I disagree and agree with you. Gay marriage should be legal, it's their choice. And I agree that the chive doesn't need to worry about these 2 and doing so is very hypocritical to what they said when the shit storm about Chick-fil-A came out. They are both of legal age and its her dumb choice.

        • worriedaboutchive

          I agree with you here man. Gay marriage.. get over it fuckin bigots. young girl old guy, good for old guy, get over it jealous creepers.

          but chive, as awesome hot as the olson twins are for so many disturbing reasons, this looks a lot like a fucking TMZ post .. which is NOT why I have your poster on my wall and shirt on my back.. just saying

          not a good Chive Tuesday at all 😦

      • oobaka

        Last time I tried to go to bromygod my browser refused to open the page due to malware on the site.

  • delroose

    #7 she looks a bit scared herself!

    • jreddy23

      "Have Mercy"

    • MylesofStyles

      Dude keeps touching her head like she's his child and he's checking for a fever…

    • Concerned Chiver

      It's less the age and more the fact that he's about a 3 and she's a 7ish/8 on a non coke binge week.

    • oobaka

      She looks like a hostage to me

  • Billy

    wait… 42?? This dude looks like he's in his 50s.

    • OmahaDude

      Cocaine is a helluva drug…

    • Billy

      Stop using my name.


    She looks like she is mentally blowing her rape whistle with every touch.

  • Chiveon

    The Hell?


    #4 well that escalated quickly.

    • tegeras

      Yeah the size of those 2 beers are scary

      • tv_paul

        It could be worse, she could be dating Dave Coulier.

        • Sanchez

          you got it dude

          • AdamBomb

            Cut it out

    • Noanswer

      the look on his face says he won't take "no" for an answer.

    • thisdudesux

      Yeah why the fuck does he keep touching her head like this???

  • Cyberfunker

    Classic Chive sence of humor, uplifting our hearts with the Moonachie FD letter, just to bitch slap us with this post. That's why I love this site.

  • weaksauce

    she is so haggard, she could pass for 42 herself.

    • lucid_eye

      thants the first thing that came to my mind

    • Baxpin

      cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • Vampirate

      Still totally would though

    • Bob Duato

      Beat it up like she owe me money

  • Fandelou

    And this man is the brother of France's former President, Nicolas Sarkozy. That makes it even worse.

    • nanard

      Actually half brother
      She looks scared…

  • jokerz4fun

    The dude looks like a retarded Bob Saget. Those two will last many years pppppffffffff

    • DontFearTheReaper

      Well she was practically raised by three homosexual men and a neighbor girl on LSD… so she's bound to have daddy issues

  • OneCaliChiver

    Jeez…Do all girls have daddy issues these days? Common occurance out here in Cali…

  • raylicious36


    • Douchy McDoucherson


  • PedoBURRR

    Do you think they play "Touch me Uncle Jesse" together?

  • Dave.

    Meh…whatever. Props to you Bob Saget doppelganger.

    • Jen

      he looks like the tall dude from something about raymond. i cant remember his name.

  • LuvsHorror

    Wow, he's all over her, and she looks scared.

  • professor

    wrong ? "you got it, dude!"

  • billshakes626

    This is fucking awful. Go home dude.

  • matt

    cmon now you cant say love is all that matters with two trans-gendered people and then get all judgey about an age difference. same sentiment applies, if theyre happy all the more to them

    • Hannah

      amen! but the poses are what i find awkward hahaha

    • Yuppp

      To be honest, if she were hot I would be pissed lol.

    • tittsburgh feeler

      Thanks for that. Now I don't have to point out how much most these fucks are cowards. God forbid you say something about to f*cking weirdos who had sex change operations but it's okay to bash a woman who is been of age for eight years now on her choices to date an older man.

      • matt

        ….i think you misinterpreted the point

  • 29er

    I have a friend who married someone 18 years older than her….completely disgusting. They always get asked if he is her dad or if she is his daughter. They just had a kid together and the baby looks so old and decrepit. I guess it's one of those situations where you say, "Good for him?"

    • KeepinCalm

      The baby looks old and decrepit – how's that work?

      • Bud

        HAHAHA, I was just hitting reply to write this. Benjamin Button's dad must have been 150.


      Wow. You're a great friend.

    • Bus

      Sound like that "old man" is bangin the piece that you wanted. Jelly much?

    • Shackleford

      Wow… what a fucking friend you are. I don't see how the father's age could affect how his child would look. Not all babies look like the ones you see on TV and in magazines. Some do come out looking weird, but grow out of it. My oldest looked like an old man with a "horseshoe" hair style. He was completely bald on top with hair circling his head. He was wrinkly as shit. Didn't take him long to look like a normal child. =P

  • tv_paul

    #4 "No, you really need to eat something…hey I've got an idea"

    • 1iJack

      it's not going to suck itself

  • Hannah

    Okay, not judging, but why is he awkwardly grabbing her head?

    • chris

      this is exactly my question….age difference ehh, i guess it can get out of hand but whatever…..the absolutely creepy, possessive, almost domineering way he is clutching her head in almost every photo is downright scary

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  • Bill Winkle

    The most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Those drugs must be fucking amazing because she has to be high out of her mind.

    • TRUTH

      This is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen? You need to get out more.

  • tv_paul

    #7 Look at her eyes, if that's not a silent scream for help what is.

    • cleojones

      no shyt..

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