Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Rusty Shackleford

    #10 Definitely the worst handjob EVER!

    • BBA

      depends if the steel on his glove is polished or raw.

    • dreez

      This picture sucks, make it disapear pls

    • SmokeyTheBear

      You're just mashin' it!

    • tv_paul

      I find this picture repulsive.

    • Defrosty

      Freddy…
      Edward Scissorhands…
      Like, fuckin, any pissed off feline.

    • Slim Jim

      or the best EVER!

  • bige

    #5 good shit Miroki

    • nate33uc

      her?

  • Meertnnn

    #10 No miss, he's here with me to keep the anaconda in it's cage.

    • Bubba

      …and protect my virginity

      • lemmiwinks

        It looks like iron man is reaching in to rib his junk off. no need for that

        • lemmiwinks

          rip*

  • Noah

    #20 You're doing it wrong

  • L.P.

    Fir- ah shit.

    • PAROOL

      he thought everyone would think his comment was funny. DENIED!

  • bige

    #21 happens all the time.

    • Dave

      Proof that nobody looks sexy wearing Uggs and sweatpants

      • Ronny

        Except her

      • jamie

        dave, you've got to be kidding, you making that statement is basically saying ''im gay'', if you dont think she is sexy you are not a real man

      • Orukal

        Only three words work in that sentence. Sexy, Uggs and sweatpants. Apparently, you haven't met the right type of girl.

    • Womb_Raider

      My only question is why the hell didn't they keep the GIF rolling. I would've liked to see the rest of the routine. As it stands, I'm plenty satisfied to stare at this until the HUMP-day post.

    • mitter78

      Here ya go.

      • Eric

        Good man

      • KCCO_VA

        Made my day that much better

    • MattyMo

      I trust she knows the proper manner in which to move that pussy.

  • ShayLock Holmes

    #22 Zapata racing that suit is bad ass!!

  • Coop

    #17 instant sweaty palms

    • DoubleNickelJP

      Don't drop your pen.

    • JP1983

      I like that he's fully in compliance with FAA regulation, N-number and all. He even has the appropriate sectional chart, lol.

      • davo

        man up, thanks

    • Taco_Depot

      my first response was: NOPE.

  • BEANS

    #15 hahahaha yes.

    • Brodayoh

      Nailed it

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I love the fact that in this frozen moment of time…the guy in the blue shirt Walks Like an Egyptian

      • Guz

        I'm a little teapot, here's my spout!

    • Benji

      I like that the guy in the back doesn't even move.

  • sexualniner

    #2 now kith. -mike tyson.

  • hater

    #1. And I thought my OCD was bad…

    • Getha98

      My neighbor does this and brings out scissors for good measure.

    • Backslash

      There's a guy who lives across the street from me who does the same thing.

    • IrishIce

      Can actually be legit for a nice lawn. He's vacuuming rocks and small pebbles that inhibit grass growth and promote weeds. Very "clean" method of getting a better lawn.

    • LeftFlasherOn

      I have several oak trees. In the fall, there are more acorns than you would imagine. It makes me….. NUTS!

  • Smile Today

    Good Morning Chive World!

  • ston

    #12 I think I'm gonna stay in today

    • bbb

      nah come on. just open up

    • tatt2iwHCH

      Just a typical day in atlanta

    • Richard

      Hey, that's a 30% chance of non-rape.

      • stash

        I like the positive thinking.

  • BBam

    #11

    Actually I, uh, stole this shirt from Frank. Amen and don't forget rock has a silent "c"

    • bige

      all work and no play makes me a dull boy

    • 29er

      HEEEEEEEERREEEEEE'S JOHNY!

  • _Bryan_

    #3. Avoid farting in that.

  • <MARKLAR>

    #30 That kids on PCP

    • Wayne

      don't you mean Sherman Hemsley?

    • back2worknow

      No he is just shocked that his parents are Instagram hipsters!

  • Slyhog

    #5 Thats a Vinegar stroke if I ever saw one

    • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

      See what you did there. I dig it.

  • dogma

    #2 let us gingerly touch tips.

  • Hypno

    #19 What are we looking at here? I don't get it.

    • Mike

      the look on the guys face from the gun pointing at his face

    • KAFman

      You're looking at precisely the face one makes when some asshole points an AK-47 at your face point blank…

    • Malachi

      That's Leo Messi arriving in Saudi Arabia today… His special security team obviously didn't fully understand their job description.

    • lols

      and now comes the million comments to tell you that you're a fucking retard cause you don't see the muzzle of the gun pointing at that man's face. like one comment wouldn't suffice. everybody will feel the need to say the same thing. already, we have three people.

    • roads

      you're a fucking retard cause you don't see the muzzle of the gun pointing at that man's face…4th!!!

    • Roger

      If you look closely to the left center of the bottom of the screen you will see and AK46 or 47 (what ever it takes) [Mr. Mom – in case you didn't get it] and then the man in the blue shirt has an expression on his face (I hope this thing doesn't go off and blow my chin off my face) … that is the funny part of this photo.

    • chiverX

      FATGBTFO

  • freddy boy

    #17 No.

  • RealZoo

    #6 Go ahead, just use the tip…

  • animal_mother

    #15 Dude in Blue Shirt reminds me of MJ's Thriller video 😀

    • KalEl24

      I'm a little Teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.

  • üäö

    #17
    Darwins esceptions
    #18
    Dad of the year

  • animal_mother

    #20 The market is flooded ?!?

  • p1ll

    #9 take away the top half and that is sexy #29 is awesome

    • boatin

      bottom half is a dude

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