Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • RandomTask09

    #14: Well, you don't have to brag.

    • Singleman

      Bragging or complaining?

      • MylesofStyles

        I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that you're not married.

    • DaddyD

      I think he's advertising.

    • Mike

      Awesome! There is a guy in Hamilton, Ontario that drives a Ferrari with the same plate, gets me every time!

  • Trg


  • Rusty Shackleford

    #17 What the hell did you do horse?!

    • neelsvanpk

      Cool guys don't look at explosions.

    • Davey

      Some Ponies just don't want to watch the world burn

    • quatro quatro

      Cool guys don't look at explosions!

    • Si1entStatic

      to that horse a town without carrots doesn't deserve to exist…….

    • Pokes

      That's Vladimir Putin's horse.

  • Yeah

    Anyone else think John kinda looks like a DB?

    • Jess

      A Definite Badass? I agree.

      • Yeah

        Get your head out of his ass. He's just a dork with a website.

        • Jess

          A website that helps hundreds of thousands of people by brightening their days just a little and changes lives by raising a shit ton of money for great causes. You need to get your head out of your ass if you think this is just another website. Chive On or GTFO.

    • Jiggity

      I met John in New Orleans a day after the meetup and he couldn't be a nicer guy. Hung out with me and my friends for way longer than he needed to (in a good way, telling us stories) and even bought us a beer, just for saying hi.

    • Theresia

      I think he is sexy.

  • demonone

    First mother+++++++++

    • Canadastani


    • Big Joe

      So close!

    • 5280Blazin

      As it turns out……… you suck

  • Tiber_Septim

    #16 beware of women on the attack be on the look out for the 350ft woman #27

    • ButtBrain

      And the woman's name is ASS-HAT! That's the best part of the post!

      • tralfaz

        Don't fuck with ASS-HAT!

  • Boob


  • The Bandit

    #15…want! ….and #27 too!

  • Abusement_Park

    #7. The almost executive shitter. Where the t.p. is still single ply.

    • Si1entStatic

      hey at least their management cares by implementing some things from the suggestion box……

  • ImALoserBaby


    I'll have what ever the kid in the red had.

    • max12

      Breast milk?

  • rickacha


    • http://www.facebook.com/Betz.23 Brandon Betz

      Great minds…

    • Drew


      • Daith_Lee

        I see what you did there, lol…

  • http://www.facebook.com/Betz.23 Brandon Betz

    #9 HADOUKEN!!!

    • Ryan


    • 5280Blazin

      What you meant to say is KAHMEHAHMEHAH!!!!!!!

  • melindu

    #8 heeeeeeey… frosty lady!

  • PiratesFan

    #6 With a Zune!!!!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #17 go home horse you're drunk

    • Yuppp


  • Anonymous

    #31 baby 2 has 0 fucks to give

  • afewlittletrysts

    #30 super cool but I'd be worried about wearing any kind of dress into that house. It's an accidental peek chamber.

    • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

      Accidental? I think otherwise…

    • Tim

      with all of that wine the panties are coming off anyhow.

    • P3king

      I need to readjust my priorities. The only thing I thought of was wine + light = bad

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #12 Mom should have sent back a picture of her posing with a "Room For Rent" sign.

    • Solitaire

      That looks a lot like Mogollon rim, on the southern side.(could be wrong) Took the same photo there if it is. Beautiful place.

  • gmx

    #26 Who the fuck are you trying to impress? Who is the target demographic? The McDonald's cashier on your next food run?

    • burt

      I think the shirt is cool.

    • dirtysteve

      It's just a fun shirt, calm the fuck down.

    • Nobistik

      Wow someone's clearly still upset that uncle Shredder didn't get elected in.

    • Rob

      trolls gona troll

    • Yerp

      He impressed me. Now I'm gonna have a pizza party.

    • 5280Blazin

      Me GMX he is trying to impress me, I'm sure of it. GAAHD do you have to be such an assho no no no wait nevermind I thought I had a fuck to give but I lost it. Carry on trolling.

    • Jimmy

      Who are you trying to impress, gmx? I just saw a comment by you on that plastic soldier flag calling the guy who made it an idiot. get over yourself

    • SmokeyTheBear

      If that shirt doesn't get you laid then I don't know what will.

  • gclark

    #30 Want vs Need

    #15 Must have!

    #16 Dont fuck with Russia!

  • Bogards

    #18, I don't know soccer/futbol. is that a ref, the goalies' teammate, or the offense?

    • ImALoserBaby

      the guy in the light blue and the guy white and red jersey are on the same team (the guy in the light blue is the goalie). If i'm not mistaken, the guys in the aforementioned colors are fc bayern as well.

      • DaddyD

        And the guys in black are on offense.

        Plus the keeper should never have followed the ball out that far. And after he did, the second defender (the one in the middle, not the one closest to the keeper) should have hightailed it for the goal mouth.

        • hello?

          keeper got caught on his heels, once he's that far out when dude turned to take a shot he should've been laid out arms and legs wide to cut down the angle going after the ball not sitting back hoping to react.

    • Mads

      Nothing wierd. Its a pretty good goal, the striker takes a long move to the left, but is still able to send the ball in from a difficult angle.

      • WannabeNAVYbutMechE

        Gotta love Thomas Müller!

    • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.wiencek.5 Andrew Wiencek

      That's Thomas Müller scoring for FC Bayern München against Hamburg SV a couple weeks back. Bayern won that game 3-0. The guy in the blue is the Hamburg goalie and the guys in the red and white are the Hamburg defenders…for all the good it did them 🙂

  • SAChiverSteven

    #35, I'm taking a Road Trip

    • Dr_StrangePants

      yay, arkansas

      • Josh

        Wooo Pig Zooie!! Glad our state made the Chive!

    • Kay

      Arkansas! Love that we are getting some love on the Chive. -AR Chivette

    • guest

      So the friendzone is in Arkansas. Note taken!

    • OhioChiver

      Longest mile…ever.

  • kmotamed

    #27… looks like Alyssa Milano!

    • downfall616

      my first thought

    • CruisInTheFastLane

      Yana Yatskovskaya…def worth a google image search

    • Yuppp

      I think it's time you went and got yourself a new pair of glasses.

  • xjrich

    #34 i thought ot was the chick from Paranormal activity.
    scary biitch.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      an hours supply of a bubble wrap isn't supposed to be scary, son.

  • freeburgaler

    #16 is her name pronounced asshat???

    • TheHoopty5.0

      Or "I-shat"

      • p_rock

        Yeah I think it's I-Shat. Which makes that last sentence kind of a little poem.

        "A lone wolf attacked. I shat."

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I t would be pronounced just like "Aisha" + a "T" at the end

      • Fred Flintstone

        soooo….I shat?

    • dirtysteve

      Not to her face.

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