Please, just let me help you (39 Photos)

  • Big Duke 6

    I need a life.

    • TGIF

      #4 is constantly repeated. But unlike all of the the other repeat pics, for some reason I never get bored of this one. It is almost as if the guy with his head on fire, along with the bad red eye from the picture, is some sort of demon who said guys calm down, you can warm up with this, and his hair just bursts into flames. He seems ok with it and for some reason that makes feel like this world has a chance.



    #1 I like the name of that channel

  • kenk85

    #10 you really shouldn't wax your own eyebrows ever again..

    • Lefty

      If I had no eyebrows, I would draw one of them raised so I constantly looked like a Connery-era James Bond…minus the cars, women, and real eyebrows.

    • Moogit

      I think she's James Hetfield's sister.

      • Captain Canuck

        I doubt it. She doesn't look like a table.

    • NakedJenny

      They're playing tug of war with her forehead.

      The right one is winning by a hair.

  • Trav1121

    #38 Awwww… but what are you?

    • Matt

      Slow loris

    • Metalmonkey667

      It's a Slow Loris 🙂

    • samequestion

      Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. That is the cutest little _____ I've ever seen…..

    • Kenny

      I could never have that as a pet. Every time he'd look at me, with those eyes, I'd give him everything I have

    • Youch!

      It sure is cute to watch… until you learn that you have to pry all it's teeth out in order to have it as a pet.

    • quailman8907

      It's a slow loris. Which are sadly taken out of the wild and have their teeth removed so people can keep them as pets, causing them to only be able to eat things like rice balls. It's really sad…

    • frantic

      inform yourself about the Slowloris and it isn´t "awwwww" anymore!!!!!!!!!!

      • 6655321

        Yes they are. It's more of a "awwww!" rather than "awwwww". You know, after they bite you with their poison filled fangs.

      • ZachBob

        Even after being informed, they're still adorable. But I also feel sad for them having lost their teeth.

    • Real Deal

      illegal to own…look it up…from ABC News 'On the illegal animal Asia market, Nekaris said their venomous teeth are removed with nail clippers and are sold for $25. When smuggled out of the country, they can be worth thousands.

      "People don't understand that these are illegal pets," she said. "They think they can have one. They see it as being cute."

  • Jack

    What animal is in number 38??

    • rlevitz

      Slow Loris.

      Chive posted the vid of this a few days ago. Go scroll the videos to see.. f*cking adorable haha

    • Colin

      people rip their teeth out so they can keep them as pets

  • aaa

    #29… um, what a great mom?

    • @AllTaco

      My mom wouldn't do that…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      That's a f**king legendary Mum. No hesitation, straight in to help her child out.

  • DaBox

    What happens? They say we mature… I'm not sure that is correct!

    • ps86

      never felt like more of a shit stain in my life

    • FunKiller

      Life makes people bitter. I see it too often…..I try to fight against it….do a good deed for someone out of the blue…pay it forward.

    • Alberta Chivette

      He's going to grow up to be a chiver 🙂

    • Lefty

      Maybe the kid is actually pocketing the money.
      Or maybe I've just become a heartless cynical bastard after "Dave on Wheels"

      …Here's hoping it's the latter.

  • theDirty


  • dagleja3

    #39 – I'll help brush that sand off!

    • DirtBag

      Hell, I'd lick it off of her.

    • Rudy

      Whan riding trains as a sailor years ago I loved to see what was behind This girl on the beach is a good reason for looking at what's behind!!

    • Rudy

      It's always good to check what's behind.
      She gave us a great look behind!

  • rlevitz

    Great ending!

    What am I missing about #37??

    • abner doon

      "let me help you" The kid is helping Sandy victims.

    • Zulu

      Yeeah, I didn't get it either…

    • ps86

      "let me help you" isn't just referring to the idiots

      • rlevitz

        Gotcha… Its the obvious ones that will make you feel dumb haha

        • morebeer

          its being dumb that makes you feel dumb

          Happy friday!!!

          • rlevitz

            Or a lack of coffee and/or beer…

            • morebeer


              A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

              In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

              • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

                well put, cliff…


    • Dani

      "Please just let me help you," on behalf of the kid.

  • Porkins

    Yes, I need to help this woman right now! #39

  • sfb101

    #33 Too phucking phunny!

  • U guise

    Oh god. Oh god #38 is so cute. Uhhh I mean ROCKS AND GUNS! BEER!

    • 29er

      I find it odd that I stared at this for so long and then saw the last picture and said, "oh…"

  • TheBAMFinater

    #39 yes, please let me help you.

  • Gonz

    #24 man am I glad I figured this out before asking wtf?

  • Hey.Now.HEY.NOW.

    #38 slayed me.

  • TheRealLomo

    #38 near brought a tear to my eye

    • ps86

      it'll piss you off when you find out that he's sad for a reason. google "slow loris as a pet"

      • TheRealLomo

        "The consequences of taking slow lorises from their natural habitat to sell them are often disastrous. According to a BBC news report, the venders pull out their teeth with pliers, and keep them in wire cages that tear their hands and feet. Between 30% and 90% of the animals die in transit."

        What the actual fuck? I wanted one until I read that.

        • ps86

          yea, their teeth have to be pulled because they have a poisonous bite. #greedyselfishhumans

          • TheRealLomo

            Truly sickening but, hey, people are awesome.

  • NobleChive

    #11. Serenity Now!

  • Fred Flintstone

    Georgey boy!!! #17

    • Fred Flintstone

      damn #11

  • cooktiludrop

    #31 the later years after the series ended were not kind to Batgirl.

  • nodon

    #30 – oh, Hai!

  • prune

    #22 about had me in a coma

    • NakedJenny

      I wonder if it is relevant to the number of notifications….
      We need a scatter plot that reflects users' notifications vs. genital complications.

  • Dave

    #39 Sandy Cheecks

    • Billy

      sandy cheeks are always better than a sandy vagina

    • Dale

      That's her porn name

  • Schnizz56

    I think #36 was attacked by #30

    • ps86

      HA! nice

  • curmudgeon


    And how many more times are you gonna reuse this same sorry picture. Find some new ones, twit!

    • tacotuesdays

      Someone needs to change their manpon

    • TheDude

      Quit bitching.

    • Hrdwood

      Agreed… the photo should be retired or buried.

    • grumpy

      It's true: Chive isn't done until they've found a joke funny six or more times. They think we have the same goldfish attention span THEY have.

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