Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • AB

    Good thing the DAR isnt my girlfriend. I couldn't handle her being this late.

    • CanadianMedic

      Is there anyone on here that would like a small black KCCO hoodie mine arrived today and is too small preferable someone who can't afford it? I'm fortunate enough to be able afford another. I know this seems like spam but I'm being serious. I'll pay the shipping and everything its my good deed of the year!

      • terencespark

        not sure if……..

      • terencespark

        but yes..? what size?

        • CanadianMedic

          its a small brand new I opened it today

        • uplim

          Ummm small. It says right in his post. Did you +1 your own posts asking for a free hoodie?

          • CanadianMedic

            This seriously shouldn't be this hard I'm just trying to be a nice guy now who wants this damn shirt!

            • mitch c

              me i live in red deer alberta

              • CanadianMedic

                how can I get your address bud?

              • CanadianMedic

                DM me on my twitter its on my intensedebate profile

          • terencespark

            oh i didn't catch that. and i did not +1 my own post. but it sure sounds like u don't like me for some reason.

            • CanadianMedic

              sorry dude your doubted my kindness and for that you lose out KCCO

              • terencespark

                i'm sure you'll find another person. wasn't doubting you.
                not catching something and asking for a hoodie apparently gets me thumbed down so i figure i didn't deserve one today.
                just gonna enjoy the DAR

                • Get Mad!!

                  Get mad!!

                  • Awesome

                    KCCO mister.

      • FunKiller

        I wish I did, I would love to take you up on that offer…..great to be a Chiver.

      • From_The_Hip

        You're a helluva guy!

      • Chase Purcell

        I'll take that shit!! Hell yea… what's next? If this is for real.. find me on Facebook, just search my name. I'm the handsome son' bitch from Arlington/Ft. Worth, TX.

        • CanadianMedic

          if I don't hear from mitch by tomorrow I'll be in contact

      • Ontario chiver

        If you still have it, I'd love to take it off your hands!

    • Dave

      That's the guy with the cellphone bomb in his stomach that blows up the police department.

  • cmon

    DAR is late ……but worth the wait #9

    • steve

      kristin bell?

    • http://www.facebook.com/kuba.szybalski Kuba Szybalski

      Her name is Sylvie Deluxe.She's a porn star from Czech Republic.
      You are welcome.LOL

      • Smitty

        Fail.

        • alex

          she kinda looks like she has a bulge in her underwear… she probably has a dick

  • Guy

    Late DAR is late!

  • kg1

    good things come to those who wait.

  • buttr

    Holy fucking late DAR. #49 made up for it tho

    • Bryan

      Look at her with an Otter Box Defender series case for her iPhone…. Good for her

      • Doug

        You have box repellent built into your personality.

    • m.c.

      dynomite go boom

    • Your Boss

      "great hire" – no one

    • jaczor

      In Borat's voice: wowaweewaaaa!

    • fagmallion

      Thanks for the titty shot, whore!

      • hootie

        about a million+ of us are appreciative of her sending those gorgeous shots and you had to be an asshole. Nice one douche-

        • Cornholio

          He said thanks, you illiterate fuck.

    • I <3 Reading

      I bet she can read like a mah fucka. I'd like to read all over her, while she's reading 50 Shades.

      • Jack Wagon

        Fagmallion and cornholio. You are the two most ignorant fucks that I have had the displeasure of having waisted time on all week. And that says a lot as I deal with truck drivers. So grow up and get the fuck out, go back to your moms basement and continue butt fucking each other.

        • Cornholio

          You mean 'our' moms basement.

          SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

          • Cornholio

            "Come here cousin, the internet said it was OK"

            • fagmallion

              Fill me with your seed!

        • Jen

          *wasted

    • Max

      my friend says her pussy stinks

    • MikeOverHere

      I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. But I did pleasure myself to these. Thank you for posting.

      • seanmed

        Moarrrrr……please of number #49

    • bkoh10

      Yeah this girl looks to be perfect in every way. Any bad comments are just pathetic.

    • DeflaterMouse

      Must be chilly in her house.

  • Wilis

    Bobby and kevin. win!

  • Gmoney

    #16 We have to have MOAR of this one!

    • fagmallion

      That cunt would never talk to any of us.

    • The Guy

      She's got Square Pants on.

    • Ross

      Just go look up Raven Riley it is close enough.

      • Agreed

        My thoughts exactly.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #50 Sweet Jesus Christmas Came Early

    • ...

      as did I

      • dutch

        *una mas, not uno. dumb slut

        • joe

          you are wrong sir.

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      I think everybody came early.

    • Daniel Tosh

      you want a nipple for christmas?

    • sid206

      I approve of this message.

    • mcnerd

      i think i see vein

    • chicago_animal

      Nice Tits whore

      • negative nancy

        some one is a grumpy grump. does calling her a whore make you feel better about your wasted life?

    • mopar_man

      Happy early Thursday! More please!

    • Adam

      I believe I may be in love…thank goodness for women

  • Incognito

    Hello.

    • Parkview

      Hi

  • AK907

    Is it bad that I sat on Chive and refreshed every minute or two waiting for the DAR?

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Nahhh… same here, work is slow as hell.

    • Ah.....

      someone whose life is as sad as mine right now…Thank you.

    • Yaknow

      What time is it suppose to go? I try not to troll.

    • moar

      Moar pics like these pleassssseeee Chivettes

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #36 Now Kiss.

    • Roggy

      That's it, i'm transferring to CO State… and I don't even go to college!

    • cdkenn

      more more more more

      • kzbd

        smash bang fusion

    • Guuuusta!

      <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://nowkith.com/nowkith.jpeg"&gt;

  • Alan Smithee

    first?

  • memeGuy

    <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30544785.jpg&quot; pxz:uid="-ec038fe8-50">

    #49 & #50 might be the answer!

  • HOORAY

    #50 BECAUSE AREN'T WE ALL THANKFUL FOR HUGE MELONS

    • Verbal_Kint

      blasphemer…

  • Sethiroth

    Making the first comments page of the DAR is as rare as winning a wrestling match against Bigfoot… oh and #43 FTW!!!

    • JLW

      The idea is to get a phone with a better camera

      • Sid

        Seconded, get this girl a better camera, now!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Fucking the World doesn't sound tempting but something else sure does.

    • DirtBag

      She has small nips and I like that 🙂

    • Eric Back

      It's OK… your eyebrows will grow back normally…so you won't have to paint them on anymore

      • Tommmyv

        What kind of fag would be looking at her eyebrows????

    • Eric

      please buy a phone with a better camera.

    • jim bob

      Send this girl a better camera and make her COTW

    • ass lover

      damn i wanna wreck this bitches ass doggystyle

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #25 You and me both little guy, you and me both…

    • Urethra Franklin

      Its really the only friend we have in this sad, lonely world

    • uplim

      Wait, you're thankful for his penis?

    • OhioChiver

      Yeah, but you can never trust the one eyed bastard. 😉

    • TU_Joe

      I think "little guy" is a poor choice of words considering the subject..

  • Jordan

    #28 FTW

    • beaver

      Isn't this the chivette that was in the school-girl outfit last week? Very nice!

      • J_Ace

        You got that right, sir!

      • bla bla

        i bet her daddy is so proud.

    • Carl Weathers

      I hope you mean, feel the wiener!

  • Wannabang

    #11 This meme gets me everytime

  • me, yo

    Primero!

    • CliMax

      you're first to sound like a douche in another language. congrats

  • greg

    #8 my pokemon army will defend my virginity

    • James Irvin Chicago

      man fuck you. i would love to see how cool you were at that age. and how the fuck did you know what he was holding? piece of shit, people like you are lowlifes. god damn i want to kick your ass so bad. let him do whatever the hell he wants. you make a fucking joke that is so lame too, i had to reread it to make sure just how much of a shit you are.

      • Ivan

        I'm sure it was posted in good fun. KCCO, bro!

    • guest

      Greg, stop making fun of James' picture.

      • J.I. Chicago IL

        fuck you too, come to Chicago pussy

        • guest

          I've been there it's not worth going back too. By the way take your anger elsewhere. KCCO or GTFO

          • James Irvin

            what the fuck does KCCO or GTFO mean? I don't fucking speak nerd language you shit

            • guest

              KCCO or GTFO = Keep Calm and Chive On or Get The Fuck Out. You don't speack anything close to nerd, you speak like a 13 year old that thinks he is the most awesome thing on earth. We have all been there and thought the same thing, and all very mistaken. I know you won't believe it, but somday you will understand. By the way the give away to you being 13 are the profuse use of profanity, and name calling. In case you want work on sounding like a grown up some day.

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      Not a shocker, a Vulcan! Ouch!

    • sam

      He needs to lose the baby fat or life is not going to get much better

  • Brian

    #9

    Totally worth late DAR

  • ham hoe

    #16 #37 why thank you

    • Kato

      #37 The one in the middle and the one wearing pink… FIND THEM!

  • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

    #36 Here like I love you two!

    • sampson

      no i know them both and if you could see there face you would change your mind!!!

    • Guuuusta!

      <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://nowkith.com/nowkith.jpeg"&gt;

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #9………that makes my Underoos happy.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Hearing the word 'Underoos' also makes me happy.

  • Regular Guy

    #43 You madam made my day

    • Electric Boogalo

      We need moar please.

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