You know, that’s a really good point (35 Photos)

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  • Alberta Chivette

    #25 Soo true. Messed up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.gorski.7 David Gorski

    Jim gaffigan. everything that guy says is freaking hilarious.

    • louistulley

      He was on a Law and Order a while back before he blew up… pretty sure he played a murderer… I kept waiting for him to say Hooooot Pooooocket

      • davo

        bibbity bobbity bacon!

  • slip

    is it turkey day yet?

    • Norm

      It was yesterday. You missed it.

  • Everyone

    Alec just sucks on them slowly. #35

    • dirtysteve

      Are we supposed to know who Alec is?

      • FunKiller

        Check who put this gallery together….then you'll know who Alec is.

        • dirtysteve

          Fair enough, although I don't read the credits compulsively.
          I know it is Chive, that is sufficient.

          • FunKiller

            Agreed.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #7 needs to be on a t-shirt…

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      I love that the politician is just a dude in a suit

      • Verbal_Kint

        my favorite part as well… great punchline.

      • ColaChiver

        Athlete is the best one. Just a guy running from the cops. lmao

      • Mindtrapper

        Politician is Hitler. The Adolf stache, hand raised in the Sieg Heil position…

        • Mindtrapper

          OK, i noticed the stache in some of the others too, and the hand may be a coincidence. But i choose to believe it's Hitler because that's the general idea of the spread…

    • sean

      Ill buy one

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      That would do a roaring trade here in the UK.

      The shit we are all giving our politicians over their expenses claims is hilarious. Careers have been destroyed, prison sentences are being served…

  • Justin Cider

    #26 My mother inlaw!

    • Claude

      The current president

      • Jdubs15

        really? then why isn't half of America in jail? I'm so sorry to hear about your freedom man, those guys in Gaza, they have it easy right?

    • anonym

      Native Americans? I guess all of the disenfranchised that we should not mock rule us then…

    • janco

      My boss! so sad…

  • Everyone Else

    #1 and yet look who people voted into office for another 4 terms of welfare state, and union vampirism. Alec is a douchebag

    • dirtysteve

      You have failed, quite badly.

    • a-nom

      There is so much dumb about that sentence…

    • Gah

      4 more terms! 16 years… He's gonna be old when he's done.
      Try thinking before you post

    • So mark

      Eeerrrrgghh mehgwad I regurgitated what was said on FOX "news" worship me!!!

    • RobboJohn

      Well you obviously don't have anything better to do. Like get laid.

    • the credible hulk

      whiner.

  • Surf's Up

    #35
    Oh, Katy Perry. I love you, ya big-titted slut.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      That's not love your feeling…

      • NoodlumNad

        Katy Perry is a SAINT! who i do very dirty things to…when i'm dreaming.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #12 Haha YES!!!

  • sfb101

    #27 I miss George.
    #32 The happiest fuckin place on earth!

  • chron247

    Every new day is another chance to change your life!

    • Macro

      Or a new chance to fuck it up even more. Hippie.

      • chron247

        I never said change it for good or bad. I guess we know your outlook on life Douche.

  • sfb101

    Or Bush when he was in office.
    True story…

    • Tiber_Septim

      Bush right or wrong was always criticized and that's fine but don't you dare criticize obama – true story and the tumbs down will prove my point

      • geo

        Fuck Obama…
        No federal agents here to shut me up. Looks like your point was disproved.

      • dirtysteve

        No, thumbs down don't prove that.

        You whiny bitches live in the US, not some fascist state where you can be put in prison for criticizing someone.

        Freedom for Pussy Riot!

        (Not the same as Free Pussy Riot, which suggest I'm promising something.)

        • J Bone

          who ever wrote this original quote should drink a big bottle of bleach you bigot ass, uneducated, waste of what needs to be removed from the planet. I thought all you whiney ass Obama haters were gonna leave the country if he got elected again anyhow. Have fun in Canada, Australia, Europe, oh wait. They all have social health care too. So I guess its off to Juarez, Mexico you go. Have fun you useless fuck.

          • Claude

            Pretty sure J Bone just proved the point Tiber was making. Criticize Obama and you're an uneducated bigot. Pot. kettle. black.

            • GraduatedCylinder

              I don't think it is the criticism of Obama so much that makes him an uneducated person but more perhaps his train of thought. I can't call him a bigot because I don't know enough about him.

              As others have said, if you think you are oppressed in the United States, then you are truly blind to the state of some of the other nations on the planet.

          • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

            News flash, mexico too has a social health system

            • MonkeyMadness

              Then why are they constantly trying to sneak across the border into the US if it's so great?

              • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

                not related and never said it was great, illegal immigration happens due to other factors not related to health care system.

                For example: over 80% of the wealth of the country concentrated in less than 5% of the population. The richest man in the world made its fortune out a country that barely "made" it out of a monetary crisis almost 20 yrs ago.

                Among several others

          • LeonardoB

            J Bone = Cupid Stunt
            Check this out dullard- http://www.giveforward.com/blog/medical-expenses-

        • rgh

          Ha ha! Nice.

  • cmon

    #4 well played……..well played

  • H-Town

    #20 SHUT UP WILL

  • PeyKonzloas
    • Pssssshh

      Yeah?

  • Swaff

    #30 and i just lost the game…

    • Wisti

      I hate you…I just lost the game too now…

    • Donny

      WTF is he doing, BOTTOM RIGHT BRO! BOTTOM RIGHT!!!!

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  • whyme1973

    #20 One of my favorite movies…and Wil is exactly right.

    • tv_paul

      WHEATON…WHEATON….WHEATON…….

    • Red

      I wish he would have pulled the trigger. Ace, cheap dime-store hood.

  • tv_paul

    #23 Or the first time a young guy tries to get off dry humping his girlfriend while their both dressed. You finally might get there but the soreness will linger on.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #23 Is one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

    • http://twitter.com/edheenan @edheenan

      I tweeted this back in July and it was re-posted a ton of times on Twitter and Facebook. I'm pissed and thrilled at the same time it made the chive in some form haha!
      http://davej-photoman.tumblr.com/image/3615140081
      (proof)

    • RestoftheWorld

      It's the difference between mindsets (quantity and quality). American sports tend to be a waterfall of points while sports like Football (soccer) have few goals but those seem to be worth more to the viewer. It's like with cars, US 'supercars' are relatively affordable so almost everybody can own one, while European supercars are impossible to buy for most people which makes it worth more for those who can.

      • KRS1

        Your analogy with the sports cars doesn't make any sense. "Most people" can't afford $100,000+ cars like the corvette zr1, ford gt, etc.

  • Stick

    #13
    It's a shame MAD got so shitty, i used to love getting it.
    Never in a million years did I think I'd be reading Cracked everyday, and Mad not at all.

    • dutch

      MAD died when Bill Gaines did, never to return. But I think it made an enormous, long-lasting cultural impact, and it never contained a single advertisement, either. Thanks for the cash!

  • Jawbone

    #32 This meme has REALLY started reaching.

  • Abusement_Park

    #1. You're right. It's the Chive's duty.

  • Tom

    No politics please. KCCO

  • http://twitter.com/edheenan @edheenan

    #23

    I tweeted this back in July and it was re-posted a ton of times on Twitter and Facebook. I'm pissed and thrilled at the same time it made the chive in some form haha! http://davej-photoman.tumblr.com/image/3615140081
    (proof)

  • Mike

    #15
    Can I get this in HD? I need it as motivation…

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