A few facts that will likely never help you in any capacity. Enjoy (30 Photos)


  • Not first


  • 29er

    #30 Nice try! I beat *YAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN* Damn…

    • Fry

      It's contagious

    • Dick

      You are such a stinky cum stain.

      • poop sausage

        hehe, giggle.

    • texjosh

      8/10 facts that don't use simplified fractions are just bull shit anyway.

      • 29er

        Well said.

      • Math

        5/3 people have trouble with fractions so I guess we are the 3

    • stian

      i think it also depends on the mother tongue.. for example i dont have to yawn if i read the word yawn though i know what it means.. but if i read "gähn" which is german for yawn i have to yawn.. 🙂

      • MylesofStyles

        Just like my gag reflex when I read german scheisse film, right?

        • stian

          says the one with the sperm avatar

          • MylesofStyles

            Wow. Your German wit is insurmountable.

            By the way, nice name. Let me guess. Your first name is "Cum".

            • Llort


    • Big Kid

      OMG man that's im *YAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNN* WTF??????????????

  • Lame

    Douche ^

  • Justin

    I believe these facts came from the bathroom trivia book


      I beleive your mother wears army boots

      • what

        Well duh she's in the Army

      • Justin

        That's all you could come up with? Lame lame lame lame lame!

    • smallchinaman

      Yes, but the Chive customized them by putting their logo over the first word in every sentence.

    • Cudaman

      http://bathroomreader.com Funny facts from cover to cover. My wife bought me one as a joke for my birthday one year.

      • this guy

        Your marriage is a joke

        • Jawbone

          Just like your tiny, pathetic dick. Or so your mom tells me.

  • Trav1121

    #3 More Horned Owls! Death to all stinkers!

    • Jack

      some Southerners and mountain folk will eat up any good skunk we can get our hands on. I'll swear by my grandma's skunk stew! No foolin'

    • poop sausage

      mommy says that i'm her li'l stinker!

    • Tim

      Pretty much the only bird that is know to attack humans as well.

    • I know stuff

      I've actually seen: Buzzards eat skunks. Raccoons eat skunks. Other skunks eat skunks.

      • mike

        isn't that called '69'?

  • CallMe Maybe

    #18. Of course they would. *shiver*

    • Chris

      It's not actually "blood", per se; it's called hemolymph. And spiders aren't as bad as most people think. Give them a chance!

      • chiver

        dont know why youre downvoted because its true. Its not blood

    • https://www.facebook.com/tehflip Jon Haworth

      KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

  • tv_paul

    #17 The average life expectancy of a dollar bill is less then 30 seconds in a strip club or go-go bar based on the eye sight of the girl working the stage.

    • Hrdwood

      I'm going to take a poll and see if that's true…

      • Tokey the Bear

        we should stage an experiment

      • mike

        how about a pole?

        • Hrdwood

          Yep.., that's right Mike… I'm only responding cuz I've had a couple of cocktails…

          A poll is a survey.

          A pole is used by strippers or can be something that someone pulls from their ass when they're too anal retentive.

          In short, it's a play on words.

          Happy Thanksgiving!

  • timbo

    Can you imagine how big of a bitch that elephant would be by the 7th trimester?

    • anonymous

      it wouldn't be called a trimester of there are 7 of them

    • SJSharks

      4th quarter would not be great

  • Dan the Man

    #1 Women, there you go. It is biologically impossible for us to listen to you. Not our fault.

    • Justin Cider

      If this is true I'm gonna be deaf tomorrow!

  • Trav1121

    #25 THAT is fuckin' crazy!

    • Will

      actually it is not. It is true but the time in which they can strike is more like 12 hours after death. We have lots of them in Arizona and everybody says don't mess with dead snakes for at least 12 hours.

    • Jmk

      This is actually very helpful

      • Anonymous

        Or treat them like zombies, destroy the head!!!

    • the credible hulk

      just treat a rattler like a soar dick, don't fuck with it.

  • Paul.C


    • Monkey


    • Romancipated

      just showing some support for this. what ever happened to just saving the image to share it with others?

      • iheartboobiez

        Glad someone said something.

    • Steve_French

      I have AdBlock app on Chrome and don't see any logo. I honestly don't know if AdBlock is doing it (excuse my ignorance), but I am just trying to be helpful.


      • Lucky Lucy

        I can't believe that anyone still tolerates ads! Both my Firefox and Chrome have adblockplus… I couldn't live without it! Chive and Facebook ads especially… and those sites that show 30 second ad clips before the video you want to watch! The only excuse I can think people have is that they use IE… and that is not an excuse, that's just a shame… :p

    • PA2AK


    • chive

      Preach on brother.
      Goes to show that the people who run this site never actually visit the site.
      Just sayin'

    • Big Kid

      can i give 35000000 thumbs up to this coment???

  • herewego

    #30 why not just say 4/5. Simplify motherfuckers!!!!

    • Get Mad!!!

      I would prefer 6,044,124 out of 7,555,155. Complicate motherfuckers!!!!

      • sixdeadelves

        8 out of 10*

  • bingo

    #12 WRONG. It's the ocean. Fuckin idiots.

    • bingo

      Oh, man. Wrong thing. Well, fuck it.

      • Thud

        You should probably think about changing your nickname in light of this…

        • CAB

          What the fuck is he on about??? Serioulsy…

          • A BiPolar Guy

            He meant to say this about #11. He's right because my mom told me it was the ocean or are you calling my mother a liar?

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    … What the fuck?

    • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

      Woops #10

      • Conceived

        For the sake of Actually Explaining this Fact:
        1st of all, this is more of a Korean thing.
        But the Logic is that the incubation time that a fetus spends inside its mother counts a year (rounded off for simplicity's sake)

        • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

          That was the only conceivable explanation, but the fact that 3 months is not really a short period of time to just round off kinda made it [even more] questionable.

          Guess they must be anti-abortion.

    • M.O.T.

      I downvoted you solely because it says "swag" in your name…

      • iheartboobiez

        And his pants are probably hanging around his knee caps.

        • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

          Actually, I wear form fitting clothes. But while we're making judgments based solely off of usernames, you're probably a virgin who masturbates to hentai.

      • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

        WOW! You are the first person to direct negativity towards "swag" in my name.

  • svp

    #1 neither is my speaking or seeing cuz i'm just too damn tired

  • jimctu

    #11 well, that destroyed my childhood.<img src="http://rj.revolvermaps.com/h/b/26/9do6egcg8eu.png&quot; width="1"/>

  • tralfaz

    #15 … and a popular baby name.

    • zaflart

      its actually baseball but someone forgot to translate it.

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      Well done, sir!

  • Wood

    #20 How long until we see Mac with no eyebrows???

  • bbee

    #27 what about a male elephant?

  • Thisguy

    False. Badgers and coyotes do as well.

    • heh

      Thank you Dwight Schrute.

      • Steve_French

        Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

    • Wheelgunr

      As do turkey buzzards. I watched one from my yard eating a road kill skunk.

      • iheartboobiez

        And crow's.

    • TheFalconer

      The point is here that great horned owls will eat skunks because they in fact have no sense of smell. So to them a skunk is like any other small mammal.

    • AlsDisciple

      And people from Arkansas.

      • the credible hulk

        honey booboo?

  • admcquar542

    #4 could be useful in some situations…

    • I don't know

      Except its false. You actually need both sets of serial numbers for most banks to exchange it.

      • Toxic

        I've taken bills in and only needed half of it to get full value of the bill.

      • Bob

        Some banks will do it with one serial number.

      • Anotherwes

        Then you go to shitty banks – I've exchanged partially burned bills, one that got shredded pretty bad and several that were torn by a toddler.

    • Btownbruins

      tell that to the vending machines!

  • https://www.facebook.com/joe.koevesi Joe Kövesi

    #14 and they are quadruple twins

    • DAn

      Male armadillos only have two babies, one of each sex.

    • Tex

      I couldn't help noticing what i can only assume is a hefty amount of afterbirth all over the foolr

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #13 Then don't eat toothpicks, idiot….

  • Thud

    Actually they just changed this rule last year. Something else you didn't need to know….

    • jared

      and they sale a photo stamp kit at the post office where you can put your own picture on a stamp

      • Matt

        And according to the rule, it comes with a gun.

    • Matt

      The rule is incorrect. In 2000, the USPS put out a stamp with Terrence Mann, who played a role in CATS, the musical. He is alive to this day. The rule was changed from 10 years after a persons death to five years in 2006.

  • guest

    #10 is so they can cheat in the Olympics

    • tapsomebong

      Pfff…so much for that stereotype that chinese are good at math. That or they only procreate with 3 month old sperm.

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