A Very Happy Thanksgiving edition of your Morning Awesomeness (53 Photos & Video)


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  • Tiber_Septim

    #11 so cool and ironic

    • fuckoffstan

      NOT cool. NOT ironic.

      • Urri Dumbass

        Obviously you are a dumbshit, cats and dogs aren't suppose to gfet along and neither were the settlers and indians. this is indeed full of irony

    • Colin

      Just look at that cat's face. You can already tell that he is gonna massacre that dog's tribe.

    • Dre

      If you have never even tried to laid your life for your country then what the hell are you so glad to be American for?

      • JHL1

        I try to laid all the time

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    So, so far NOBODY is thankful for me!? I am disappoint.

    #21 Aaaaand it's gone.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Damn it Paula, I just opened your "sfw" in class…I sit in 3rd row of a 20 row class. Someone definitely saw me checking out boobs."

    • AssClown

      Thank you Paula_ for not being first.
      Fuck you Paula_ for sometimes being first.

      Thank you Paula_ for not luring me into your basement.
      Fuck you Paula_ for not trying, by my amazement.

      Thank you Paula_ for not spiking my drink.
      Fuck you Paula_ for making the comments stink.

      Thank you Paula_ for not eating my turkey.
      Fuck you Paula_ ; just enjoy this whiskey.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Awwww…… I score 'Someone cries happy tears' on # 45.
        Here's a nice new wallpaper just for you: bit ly / VbDPV2

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • JohnnyBoy

          AND I NEEEED YOU MOOOOORE THAN EVAHH!!!

    • NebraskaGuy

      We ARE thankful for you, Paula … when you're not here! haha

    • CanadianMedic

      I'm very thankful for Paula but alas my thanksgiving was a month ago.

      • Adam

        Me too! But I'm still thankful for something. I am thankful I couldn't get on the Chive Tues-Thurs! Makes getting through this dry spell easier! Thanks Chive! Happy Thanksgiving America! KCCO!!

    • Luke0027

      Paula suck my dick

  • Tiber_Septim

    #1 to be thankful for the men and women in our armed forces and first responders who are always on the job during holidays

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    • ThatGuy

      You are all very welcome. Just kidding. But seriously, I've eaten MRE's on Thanksgiving. For the sake of everybody overseas, bite your tongue, grind your teeth, whatever, just slap a smile on your face and enjoy the holidays even if it might be with people who irritate the crap out of you. They can't be here to enjoy the holidays so we should go the extra mile to enjoy it. Happy Holidays and Semper Fi.

      • Jen

        thank you!!! thought my family did get on my fucking nerves, i am glad i was able to celebrate with them.

  • Taylor

    have a happy thanksgiving everyone, and thank you to our men and women serving overseas #1

    • Der' (USN)

      Thank you! -From Italy

    • Kato

      He looks so… fulfilled.

      • davo

        stop trying to get thumb ups, Taylor

  • Banjo Bob

    #10 kill yourself
    #33 Fuck you Guy Fieri

    • Gay Fieri

      Obviously #10 is being sarcastic #33 Guy is a boss. Triple D is the shit

    • Levian

      Aaaand no one is thankful for you with an attitude like that

    • Albus

      Somebody is a little crabby on Thanksgiving..

    • the devil

      Agreed on your thoughts regarding Guy Fieri…he seems like a complete d-bag…as do most Food Network "stars"…

  • JJJ

    #29 – Happy movember and Thanksgiving!

    • Guest

      MOVEMBER is HUGE in Canada! Turkey day was last month though. Little late yanks…
      But I will watch your football today.

    • chivester

      now that's a mustache ride I'D like to take!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Exactly!!1! You certainly raise a valid point there. Way too much hump on the Chive meowadays.

    Meow do NOT delete your excellent statement!!1!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Awe yeah!

      Paula will be eating muffins that were baked with 100 baby tongues for thanksgiving made by her minions and still will only fart in appreciation.

      But I'm thankful for Paula.. That fart won't be in my direction!

  • jasgat66

    !3 Sure as hell would've had my vote Amy…

    • jasgat66

      #13…. Fuck…My bad

      • UCLAbruin

        Fucking Frey's… The North Remembers

        • Khayman

          Already gave you a Thumb Up but I think a +1 is also necessary.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #27 #29 Love the view!

    • uretcrr

      really??????????? 3 lame-ass comments on the first page?????????????????

      • Urri Lameass

        You're an idiot KCCO!

      • Adam

        I'm not trying to be a dick but it's about to happen anyways; when I read comments similar to yours about "lame comments" I wonder to myself, how empty are these individuals lives if they concern themselves so much with the quality of comments left on a website? I mean (and I say this as someone who's life probably isn't much more exicting than yours) what effin difference does it make what comments say? They're mostly from lame people such as yourself who satisfy their ego through COMMENTS ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!!! What's next? Will you start posting the number of pogs you won as a kid with your sick slammer skills? Get over it man! Let the ppl say what they want! If you can't get over it, stay off the comments page. In the end, just refrain from trying to make yourself feel better by degrading someone elses comment. Also – and this applies to most- if you have the balls to rip someone on the internet have the balls to put your name down.

  • Blair

    Thanksgiving was last month!!!

    • Doc Rasco

      Canadians….

    • Awesome

      Until you become the 51st state you have to use a lowercase "T" in Thanksgiving.

      • Guest

        Ha! By the way the world, economy, political leaders, and job market is going…
        The US will be part of Cananda Awesome. We are on the rise… And you are on the decline.

        • chivester

          now now…that's not sounding very Canadian, let's be thankful for our Southern neighbours and wish them well.

          • Canadianmedic

            It's not sounding very smart either Canada I doing better than most country's and wil return to a surplus in 2015

            • CanadianMedic

              Also apologies for my spelling iPhone plus beer equals tech issues

      • rico swave

        Its always proper to start s sentence with a capital letter. We here in Canada count that as failure of the 'Merican school system

        • Lilbluecar

          You mean " a sentence", So much for the Canadian school system.

          • a-nom

            The 'a' is right adjacent to the the 's'. Without a proof read, that is totally understandable. Don't be a cad.

    • Levian

      I know right? Now I want a 2nd Thanksgiving!

      Happy turkey day American chivers!

      • Rest of the world

        This thanksgiving, I'm thankful I'm not a stupid fucking american.

        • Brewdy

          Nope, you're just pain 'ol regular stupid. As a Canadian and a poultry lover, I try to celebrate as many Thanksgivings as I can. Hell, I even got circumsized so I could celebrate Jewish Thanksgiving.

  • supertripodman

    happy thanksgiving, eat till you burst, watch football til' you can't feel feelings anymore, and be thankful for what you have. after all 'merica may be messed up, but it's still the best nation in the world.

    • Random

      No nation is "the best." We're all human and we all come from the same place called earth. No one chooses where they are born. If we could figure this out our planet would be a much better place. It's saying things like this that make us seem selfish and careless. Rather than making it a competition, lets work together to accomplish common goals.

      • El_Hefe

        Fuck you you canadian!!!!

        j/k

        • Random

          From New Orleans, actually. I'm almost Canadian now, in the process of trying to get my citizenship. I was lucky enough to have a friend take me in when my home was destroyed by Katrina. I spent a long time with relief efforts, unfortunately was left homeless and jobless.

          • CanadianMedic

            Welcome friend, sorry about the rough times you had down there. Hope you like it here enjoy the snow!!

  • <MARKLAR>

    #50 – You fool! That Twinkie is worth millions to stupid people

    • Awesome

      Worth billions to fat stupid people

      • Muhammad

        A.K.A Americans

        • a-nom

          Come now…let' stop the useless and tedious hatred. It does none of us any good.

        • Logic

          I feel like people who say these kinds of things have never actually been to America

    • jamietilson

      One soon to be extinct and one soon to be in short supply.

  • Tiber_Septim

    Good job! happy thanksgiving!

  • Sean

    Ricky and Darby, my Brothers. Thank you for your service. This world is a better place due to men like you who sign their lives onthe dotted line forthe betterment of their country.

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #1 thankful for everything these men and women do .. happy thanksgiving to everyone and your fam .. stay safe

    • Anonymous

      as a fellow service member missing my 3rd holiday season back hom in a row, I thank everyone back home. Nothing the military has done has been completely supported but I for one appreciate the fact that it hasn't been taken out on us, the little guys, and every "thank you" we get is apreciated more than you think. to everyone deployed, stay safe and always remember your fellow service members are going through the same thing.

      • Undergrad

        Hell ya man you guys are heros. We get to sit around and pig out and watch football till we black out because of bad asses like you! Thanks!

    • SKEEBLER

      LaurenGoMeow HOT

    • robert cekay

      thats my bff dale he's pretty awesome and ez on the eyes

    • badgersdrankmyscotch

      Damn right

    • RinTheStink

      That looks like the DFAC at Camp Leatherneck in SW Afghanistan.

  • G_Had

    I would never leave #27

    • Drew

      But your legs would fall asleep so bad

    • Davey

      there is pee on the seat….just sayin

      • El_Hefe

        hahahahaha… i didn't even notice that!!

      • Mixed up

        that isn't the seat — some dude left the seat up

    • illWill

      I would even consider switching to "sit-down-to-pee" for this one.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    "The Chive office is closed for the rest of the week"
    Lazy asshats. Anyway my cave is always open, you're welcome for a free drink. It will be your last… uuuhhh I mean 'a blast'!

    Oooohhh Maaaac……<3 I ordered you a #31

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • BFM

      I wish you would take the rest of the week off you fucking hag.

    • JWoeBMoneY

      I wish somebody would roll a rock in front of that cave. That's my special Christmas wish.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #44
    Respect

  • Elfantom

    #53
    WTF?
    Go online!

    • guest

      Because #52

    • frankus

      but….they are on line

  • O VonSchnitzengruben

    Hey Abril whatever the fuck….. EAT SHIT!!!! Signed 'Merica

  • http://twitter.com/parker789 @parker789

    #21 haha thats good

    • Nice

      That would last me about a week!

  • kmotamed

    #25: I totally remember this!

  • kmotamed

    #29… it's like a hot, female Borat!

    • Stinky Dog

      Niiice.

    • Noshtshrlck

      Ten hut! Captain Obvious on deck!

    • janco

      wonder if that's how they make them in Kazahstan

  • Bob

    Why is the video broken? Says it's not available in 'merica

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      It's been withdrawn for copyright reasons, no-one has it.

      That or they're messing with us.

    • bawlmerhon

      Then the terrorists have won.

  • janco

    You had me at beer. Sex is great too!

    #13

    • Kato

      I was sold immediately when I saw puppies.

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