Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

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  • OhioChiver

    And THAT…ia how you seal the deal.
    #1;)

    • jim thorton

      you mean
      #2
      right?

    • Mike Hunt

      Damn! First Heidi Klum and now this chick, Seal gets all the hot chicks.

      • hara

        GHA!!! I was gonna say it was about time Seal started dating again. Most excellent.

    • CowboyChiver

      I see what you did there πŸ˜‰

    • fucked

      sealed with a kiss

    • Ouch!

      *puts on sunglasses* YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

    • SOhioChiver

      …and the mechanic says, "looks like you blew a seal" the penguin replied "oh no, this is just ice cream"

    • brad

      This comment gets my seal of approval

    • http://www.thechivefun.com www.thechivefun.com

      Exclusive images *<3:*<3:*<3 V I S I T The Chive Fun

    • fdubzou

      Anyone think of Arrested Development and "Oh no! My seal deal!" Exchange between Gob and his wife?

      • Gob's Wife

        i told you, i sell sick seals. do you ever listen to me?

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #26 Kids got some range

    • HatBomb

      Seriously.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Like a friggin' race horse

    • it's ok, I'm an MD

      he doesn't have a developed prostate. No restriction to the flow.

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      I'm a little worried about the package handling in the foreground o.0

  • brendan

    Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

    • tralfaz

      AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

  • :-D

    #42

    Those eyes O_O πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    • Urethra Franklin

      Did Brett Michaels have another season of that fantastic show?

      • bla bla

        for some reason I can picture her freestyling…

        • Tom

          She's trashy as fuck, sick

    • pudge

      looks like a healthy lindsay lohan

    • FunKiller

      Yea, I'd probably wife her up. Need to see the tush and gap first though.

    • Mike Hunt

      Yeah but the dark eyebrows and super blond hair is a turn off for me

    • Moose

      Looks like Shannon Gunz from SiriusXM.

    • I'm Awesome

      she's got some serious check cashing nails

    • JustAnotherGuy

      Chivettes just keep getting hotter

      • jordan

        Trashier you mean?

  • ChivetteKellie

    #20 They never do!
    #49 Chive on Bennett.

    • FunKiller

      Chive on Kellie…I like you.

    • BOCO_Kid

      Rock on Bennett! KCCO and FUCK CANCER!!!

    • Shane

      Good luck little buddy. Inspiring and humbling!! God bless.

    • Raul

      Best of luck little guy! KCCO

    • Maximus

      Chive on little man, Kick that cancer's butt!

    • fabio

      Stay strong buddy.

    • Shawny

      My prayers go out to you god bless

    • Michael

      You can do it little buddy. This will be the most inspiring story ever after you defeat your first monster!

  • CowboyChiver

    #15
    I couldn't even afford Natty Light on my allowance when I was that age…

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      thats why there's popov

  • Harry Balasagna

    #11 epic underboob…

    • DUBU2DEATH

      perfect hangtime

    • 258

      her name is ivy snow…………… nsfw

      • guest

        Ivy Strauss

    • dirtysteve

      She's 18, but still very young to have that much ink done.

      • Nondouchebagguy

        That ink is like tacky bumper stickers on a Ferrari. Women mess up otherwise sexy skin with trashy "art" cause it's cool

        • Guest

          I'm with you — she could be truly hot if not for the ink. What a waste.

          • LOLP

            At least she doesn't have any piercings… the tats gallery today was ruined because of that…

        • jt1120

          Yep. I'd love to see what this all looks like in 20-30 years. What a joke! ruined some pretty sweet milky white skin. Prolly doesn't swallow either.

    • zackgonick

      As a fan of underboob and hot girls with tattoos, I approve of this girl.

  • Gmoney

    #11 SMOKIN hot!

    • SOhioChiver

      congratulations on your awesome body! #11

      • Bob

        Too bad about the tacky tattoos

        • Notme

          agree

    • absure2

      she sure is

  • Yuppp

    #25 holy Lord, that is epic…

    • DrGarnicus

      It's everything!

      • Tim

        I hope it's not 'shopped.

    • The Joe

      Yeah, the comment directly above in the youtube pic fits perfectly…
      "put… put your dick in it"

  • PDiddily420

    We've got bush!!

    #34

    • Hoof Hearted

      Revenge of the Nerds…a true forerunner to the Hangover style movies

  • What_Tha

    #1 sealing it with a kiss?

    • Frosty

      Heidi Klum looks really young in this picture.

      • ...

        I see what you did there

        • Pedro

          +1, I would just thumb your 'took the words right outta my mouth', but smart phone is being not so smart.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #25 That ass is engrained into my memory for the day. Thanks Chive!!

  • Tillman61

    #49 Hard for me to laugh or comment on girls after seeing this – I wish nothing but the best for all of you and know that a large community of good people are thinking about you all – Keep Calm and Chive On Bennett, you're the man!

    • NcouthYouth

      Fuck Cancer. Get well lil' buddy!

      • Adam

        FUCK Cancer

    • smallchinaman

      Agreed. Nobody should have to deal with this shit, but especially not kids. Breaks my heart

      • dr_sarcasm

        This. Utter bullshit, kids are supposed to be carefree and be worrying about their next sugar fix, not being sick.

        Get well little man.

    • Question_Mark_

      Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer!
      You go little man! Get well soon.

    • scaggnettii

      Crying my eyes out at work….

    • David

      KC&FC little guy

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      How about a quick collection for this lad's college fund?

      • Shockteck

        Keep up the fight little guy! Praying for ya!

    • Tiber_Septim

      man this is upsetting to me, fuck cancer, what did this lil boy do to deserve this. I would gladly trade places with him. God Bless you Bennett, Keep Strong lil man

    • https://www.facebook.com/robert.plant.940 Robert Plant

      Have 3 year old son. … Struggling to understand the hell you are going through and I wish you all the best. (From a paranoid person who never likes to sign into sites for whatever reason whatsoever)

      I had a shitty day. A real shitty day, but it was roses with caramel compared to what you deal with daily. Thanks for helping me keep perspective.

    • abaffuto

      KCCO little guy

    • Chris

      Childhood cancer is easily the worst thing on this planet. I knew the top rated comment would be in regards to this picture – that's why chivers are awesome. Praying for him and your family. KCCO

    • Steve

      Couldn't agree more. Wishing the best for the family and the little guy! I have a couple of my own and can't even imagine… Best… -Steve

    • mike

      Well said mate, that probably should of closed the DAR to be honest.

      Good luck Bennett, i'll be routing for you!

    • DiamondX

      KCCO Bennett! Hang in there little buddy! πŸ™‚

    • KyleGamgee

      Jesus fuck. Good luck little guy.

  • sfb101

    #49 KCCO Bennett. May the force be with you!
    #47 Thunder Dome!

    • http://stupidcancer.com Justin

      I went through this hell myself earlier this year. I underwent a cranial resection in March and was diagnosed with Glioblastoma Multiforme, grade 4. I spent the next 6 weeks doing daily radiation and chemo treatments at the University of Washington's medical center. The hardest part was watching the poor kids, 5 or 6 years old going in while their parents prayed for just one more week. As much as the radiation sucked, if I could have taken it for those kids I would have.

      God bless Bennet and his family. Stay strong little man, you'll beat it. To his parents: http://stupidcancer.com/ is a great resource for people and parents with young loved ones undergoing this horrible process.

    • Emily

      Chive on little Bennet!! xoxo

  • Teddy Roxspin

    #11 #42 #52. Damn MOAR

    • guest

      pretty sure #52 is a dude. look at the hands + crotch

      • roger

        i would still let him cum in my butt.

  • JohnD

    #19 Dear God! Top 5 I've ever seen on here

    • edward

      MOAR! top 1

  • CutlerC

    #19

    would love to see ya smile. MOAR. please.

    • Chris

      I second that motion. Do we have a third?

    • Earl

      yesyesyes!

      • Chris

        We have a third. And fourth. And fifth. Motion carries. Find her, Chive!

    • yoga bear

      Agreed. MOAR MOAR MOAR!

    • SOhioChiver

      I wanna see that ass!

    • urgooch

      Already commented on her… FIF!!

      • CutlerC

        whoa, two replies about the same gorgeous woman? outrageous.

    • demon

      i have seen her before but I can't remember, does anyone know?

    • dave

      Looks a lot like a young Jennifer Love Hewitt

  • Pontisan

    #11 yummy

    And check out the ostrich on the shelf in the chivery

    • Otto

      One thing about black, no ever speaks about black.

      • sssshhhhh

        This page does not exist

    • FSU_Chiver

      You shut your fucking mouth!

    • Troodie

      Your tattoo looks like hell. smokin body. Problem with your self esteem?

    • ...

      It's an emu jackass

  • Yerp

    #9 is that Chucky from Childs play??

    • Ribsta

      LOL, I didn't even see her there for a few minutes. πŸ˜‰

    • dirtysteve

      There's a whole series of these, apparently she was going around that event, bombing all the pics.

      We salute you madam!

  • hi mom

    #39 I COULD WATCH ALL DAY

    • HetJamesfield

      Find?

      • project_2501

        That's Lights. She's a Canadian musician and from what I've heard, one of the nicest people on the planet.

        • dr_sarcasm

          Like project_2501 said, Canadian musician – sample of her musical talents

          • Cameron

            Her acoustic stuff is unreal:

        • Hooter

          I met her on a flight from Seattle to Toronto. Sweet girl. Smiles all of the time!

      • Taco_Depot

        She's a musician. Calls herself Lights.

        • FarmBoy

          Legally changed her name to Lights, since it was her nickname, probably a play on her last name Poxleitner.

      • Will

        Valeria Poxleitner

      • Will

        Sorry, Valerie*

    • lemurfart

      she made me smile. gorgeous!

    • TWooley

      That's one of the best smiles I've ever seen. I'd play guitar with her all day if I could

    • joe shabadoo

      her music is garbage, but she's pretty, so she gets play

    • DigitalBoyScout

      saw her live, fun show, great energy, awesome artist

    • ...

      I would marry this chick if I wasn't married

  • AFCAJAX

    #25 My Tuesday just got a whole lot better!

    • Richard Sherman

      Bro , It is SO shopped! Figure it out!

      • Dan

        I not SO sure about that.

      • AFCAJAX

        Uh, Bro. I don't really care. She's still hot.

  • https://www.facebook.com/se7ensenses Conrad Knorr

    #52 say yes to the flesh!

    • Cyclops

      Definitely natural…

    • Hrdwood

      I'm gonna get a lot of thumbs down, but those are man hands… that's a dude with fake tits…

      • Derp1

        I think you're right

      • Tim

        My thoughts just went from "wow" to "no!" after your comment. Good spot.

      • Verbal_Kint

        I new a girl that worked with a lot of chemicals in a lab and it made her hands look like that. She was extremely self conscious about it.

        I say we reserve judgment until we see more. We're gonna need a lateral shot of the neck, a hump shot, a gap shot and a face shot. Please submit promptly.

        • Hrdwood

          Oh, don't get me wrong… I'd still tap that… are you kidding??? I'm on a dry streak and those zeppelins are phenomenal!!! πŸ™‚

          • Verbal_Kint

            It's like a dead heat in a zeppelin race….- Me Myself and Irene

        • ...

          Really no one is gonna make the "he gives the face shot" joke disappointed

      • SherlockHolmes

        suspicious: lack of adam's apple in the shot, no camel toe and hips tilted to lessen the bulge of anything out of ordinary between the legs… I'm gonna need further proof.

        • SlongDongSilver

          Could be tuckin the ole slong

        • dirtysteve

          Adam's apple doesn't prove much, men and women have them, and men's tend to be more prominent.
          Doesn't mean a woman can't have a noticeable adam's apple and not be a tgirl.

      • Dale

        I'd do him if pecker's gone

      • McSmizzle

        I think she was COTW once and I pointed out those hands then as well.. makes you wonder

    • flirtyfallon

      I'm calling it! That's a dude!

    • Otto

      Look, I'm going to sound like the weirdo, but that right hand looks shopped. If you notice a really weird line above the finger and dorsal side of the hand. What's up with that.?

  • ScotchScotchScotch

    #52 Wow. Thank you for that. You're dazzling.

    • Ron Burgandy

      She has man hands.

      • Nicnac

        Yeah… I honestly think that's a guy…

    • Kato

      That's a man, baby!

      • ...

        Pre op or post op ….

    • The Joe

      You need to read the comment series above dude…
      I have some bad news for you…

  • U r death

    I will find u and kill u if u say first

    • Liam Neeson

      First…come find me.

      • JWoeBMoneY

        Good Luck…….

    • Weird Ukraine name

      Good Luck

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #12 I didn't know the Queen of England was in Star Wars?
    #39 Find her!

    • Taco_Depot

      #39 is Lights. She's a musician — and a fairly well known one nowadays.

      • Bainsy

        Looked her up on youtube. Was digging it until the nanosecond that I heard auto tune start. Then I did a big "NOPE" and closed it.

        I hate auto tune.

        • poopsy magoo

          listen to her play acoustic. she has an amazing voice. but likewise, not a huge fan of her normal stuff.

      • Meh

        Meh….

    • project_2501
    • FunKiller

      That's Old Greg with the queen.

      • Miff

        do you like baileys

      • Dave

        Ha! Mighty Boosh!

    • Rhomboid

      That's Captain MacMillan if I'm not mistaken.

    • Jimbo

      Only in Canada. She might have a hipster following in the states but otherwise I'm pretty sure she's not well-known there

      • Bainsy

        Not sure if you're talking about the girl with the guitar, or the Queen.

        • soto

          he talking about the tank

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