Want vs Need (31 Photos)

  • Yep

    I'll take #2 with #3 please…

    • julie454

      Brody. although Lee`s st0ry is amazing, on monday I got themselves a GMC after having made $8601 this past four weeks and-also, ten k last-month. it's certainly my favourite-job I've ever done. I started this seven months/ago and immediately made myself over $80 per-hour. I follow the details here,, http://ace60.cℴm

      • Mike

        Oh my god that's amazing! Why didn't I think of that? Oh because it's probably a scam…

  • Alberta Chivette

    Need #4 and #20!!

    • forthosewhoknow

      With 4…yeah, its the 'one-size-fits-all' beday. 20 is Troy Mcclures bed.

      • DomLogic

        #20 is $11,500

  • Dirk Diggler

    Not first

    #31 want

    • Underhill

      Where get??

    • WANT

      I believe this may be the one in the GIF. Still not sure where to buy tho. But when I do they will be taking my money.

      • The Dude

        Sweet, thanks for the site. I gotta build me one of these.

    • curly

      I would gladly piss away my hard earned funds for this.

    • CowboyChiver


    • Dale Green

      where ?

  • Otto


    They see me roll'in and they be hatin

  • suck me dry

    suck me all the way off

    • WooHoo

      Yeahhhhhh he's back!!

      • SMD Fan

        Hell yes!!!!!

    • ...

      Where were you? Recovering from dehydration no doubt well come back

    • TheVanityScore

      nobody likes you. stop making up other names to cheer yourself on.

    • Bazz


  • chivester

    #12 do you think you could have made this lock any bigger?

    • boo

      I believe the top part slides down as a cover.

      • jbhmi

        looks like a finger guillotine

    • Peasoupdoughboy

      Friend of mine has one of these, there not very good, not enough room to put your penis on the reader.

  • louistulley

    That's also my ex wife's nickname.

    • Hrdwood

      After laughing so hard, I feel compelled to ask why?

      • louistulley

        Imagine spooning a sweaty pig for a second…

        • what

          go on

        • SquealForMe

          I loved Deliverance…

  • Gonz

    #21 should only be allowed to reach a maximum of medium rare before it starts insulting your intelligence and lack of taste.

    • Mind blown

      How do the wires not melt?

      • Anvilsmash

        Silicone coating.

    • Deep Dish

      Or you could just, ya know, learn how to cook a steak without a thermometer like a man. It's all about the touch.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Lightly touch finger to thumb and then press the mound at the base of the thumb. Match the firmness to the steak as follows:

        Index finger to thumb: Rare
        Middle finger: Medium rare
        Ring finger: Medium
        Little finger: Well done.

    • Pandamancer

      Pure genius Gonz

    • northerner

      Disagree. Personally don't like "pink" steak in the middle. But I stop short of a favorite comment of James Garner in the movie where he played a Texas lawman that had to journey to NYC and bring back a prisoner. While he was in NYC he went to a fancy restaurant and ordered a steak. When the stuffy waiter asked him how he wanted it, Garner's character answered in a deep Texas growl, "Burn it!". At which the waiter harrumphed and walked off. A little "doner" than I'd want but, in the ball park…MHO!

    • big d

      Fire is around for a reason, can't stand raw meat. Sushi blows too.

      • Jasonktm

        Then just get a hamburger and save the good stuff for the rest of us

    • Mike

      Almost seem to be thicker than most steaks. Seems quite handy for BBQ IMO.

    • Derek L

      This is terrible. You never, NEVER, puncture a steak. What kinda moron cook ruins 4 nice looking steaks like that?

  • TheCanadianGuy

    #20 Wet dream redefined!
    #10 is a MUST HAVE!

  • asdf

    #27 forget the fiscal cliff. This is what will bankrupt the US…

    • Mind blown

      and this will make them fat… #17

    • guest

      The Obamacare for the people who eat to many of those?

  • North

    If you need those BBQ steak properly, please hand in your man card

    • North

      *this to

    • Joe

      If you call grilling BBQ, please hand in your man card.

      • Matt

        Bravo, Joe. Bravo. Or should I say…well done.

        • http://www.facebook.com/sean.fitzgerald.9619 Sean Fitzgerald

          I see what you did there

        • louistulley

          It is so rare to see a good joke in the comments, I applaud you.

          • http://twitter.com/nbablitz @nbablitz

            yeah i think i actually read 2 good comments….i had to check to make sure i was still on the chive.

          • what

            I hope it wasn't a mis-steak

  • sfb101

    #28 AWSOME!

  • Justin Cider

    #13 and #31 Where can I get them NOW!

    • Txheat81

      #13 is a must know STAT!

    • Brian

      Max Busser & Friends – Cool and Easy $158,000

      Got kicked out of the watch store in Dubai while I was there cause they straight up knew I wasn't a serious customer…

  • whyme1973

    #4 and #3 please.
    #18 Comes in a lot handier than you would think.

    • mud boy

      Yeah, i worked masonry and this is actually a vital tool. It's one of the few ways to actually cut a cinder block.

    • Mike

      Imagine the jets from #4 hitting you in the balls. No thanks.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      #18 as those hitchhikers are not going to cut themselves up.

  • Primer Gray

    #31 Why didn't you post this yesterday so I could wait in a line and get a deal on it?!

    • UhHuh

      You mean online?

  • Buda B

    #4 Looks more like it would be throwing you around in there…

    • northerner

      Looks like a "pressure washer" for human bodies. Ouch!

  • Ben
  • BigOkie

    Sadly, most of the things I can afford on this list are just going to make me fatter…

  • Lunch_Box

    #20, Is from the show Tanked.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #8 Want! #11 Need!

  • Yerp

    #17 mmmmm, Slater's. so damn good.

    • Leeks

      Slater's is great. The Merica burger they had awhile back should have been pictured here before this though.

  • Where's Dildo

    #4 just to try it

  • what

    #24 Devious little bastard.

  • tv_paul

    #28 Perfect baby shower gift for Rick's new little girl on "The Walking Dead"

    • Yuppp

      Spoiler alert dude, spoiler alert. Damn..

      • Macro

        That was like a month ago. Get with it.

        • Yuppp

          I have the last 3 episodes recorded, haven't had time to watch them yet. Can't wait.

  • ThePatriot

    #18 no i really do need that for my job… #25 who in the hell wants rims on an atv

    • Timmahhhhh!

      Seriously. I work in the trades. How else are you supposed to cut brick or concrete?

      • Firefighter23

        Or vent the roof! And kill Templars!

    • Jezza67

      #25 can only end badly.

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