Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • rlevitz

    #35 rock on brother!!!

    You guys got the DMA out EARLY!! Well done and thanks for the cyber Monday shirts!!

    • nope

      Actually, it's precisely on time.

    • Simone

      This is the cutest and strongest chiver. Stay strong little angel, all us chivettes are with you

    • Jen

      Fuck cancer, Jeffrey! You can do it!

    • Ernest

      KEEP STRONG Little Man! Fight on!

    • EdmontonChiver

      #35 Keep strong young Chiver! You can beat it.

      • davo

        using their sick kid to get pics on the chive. how low 😦

    • GlobeSwatter

      DMA is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #22 I said I would never die, but now, I'm dead inside

    • matt


  • maboze1x

    #4 Yo're doin' it right for a change Russia! :)) Thumbs up!!!! Awsome!

    • Anon

      Looks like slender man!

    • DickHead


  • jabrone

    #1 If only life was just a female sitting on your face…

    • Kato

      Are you saying you want to live the rest of your life as a toilet seat?

      • jabrone

        most people say i smell like a toilet anyway…

  • hater

    #6. One Bloody Mary to rule them all.

    • jabrone


    • Arghhh

      This is at The Nook next to Piedmont Park in Atlanta. It's $18.

  • maboze1x

    #32 But it's a hump day! 😀 A lot of humps…. 😉

    • repoman86

      Hump day = Wednesday. Tomorrow = Thursday. Day after tomorrow = …anyone? Anyone?

      • TNchiver

        Not Friday in Bob's world apparently! Also, #35,keep calm little guy! Lots of prayers coming your way!

      • Jeremy

        The last question I answered was "Do you have an STD?" and I guess I missed that one so this is a huge morale boost!

  • 'KiamichiBigfoot

    My God, all of the womens menstrual cycles synced up!

    • nope

      not menstrual related. read the caption. it's a rare type of algae, blooming.

      • 'KiamichiBigfoot

        Got a touch of the 'tism?

      • nopeisretarded

        yes it is menstrual related. the caption is wrong.

      • yeehaw

        When the tides in at Bondi beach there's always Brown's Bay!!

    • RobD

      This picure is not Bondi Beach you Muppet's, it is one of the beaches further around the coast

  • Ryan

    #32 You sure about that? KCCO Jeffrey!!

    • Brian

      Bob's just trolling

  • Still_Counts


    So… where is the poke button?

    • redditor

      next to the edit button

    • C&C Music Factory

      Do I not seelovely lady lumps?

  • RandomTask09

    #32: Damn you, Chive! I don't need to be reminded of this. Oh wait, I'm unemployed… nevermind.

    • dickinson

      Suck it up you guys! If it was always Friday, nothing would ever get done! besides everyone drinking their faces off wile us healthier people get jacked and actually Increase our immune systems wile NOT feeling like shit! 🙂

  • p1ll

    #13 paint me like one of your french girls LOL #31 Dogs you have to love them

    • youmustbe

      etcrr's disciple?

      • p1ll

        sorry I stuffed up the codes 😦

      • poop

        "dogs you have to love them"! har har har!!!! that is a brilliant comment!

  • Manny

    #32 But i the day after tomorrow is friday

    • repoman86

      Thank you! How did it take this long for someone else to comment on this?!

      • McBeastie666

        umm…not long. There's three other comments regarding this above. You even commented on one of them. What was your question again?

        • Lucky Lucy


          • DirtBag

            Show us your rack.

  • HiItsMe

    peaceful protest in Slovenia. 0 fucks were given yesterday. KCCO from Slovenia

    • bourciertm

      Ljubljana is a great city! When will there be a Chive meetup at that Tito bar?

      • Yuppp


    • https://www.facebook.com/jure.kuster Jure K. Kuster

      Picture taken in Maribor right before all hell broke loose. KCCO from Slovenia!

  • Zodiac308

    It's 3am on where I am and the dma is already up!
    When do you guys sleep?

    • UhHuh

      It goes up 12 am west coast time everyday.

  • Bill Nye

    #35 KCCO little man. May the Chive be with you.

    • Gonz

      Kick cancer right in the tenders little guy!

  • Abusement_Park

    #1. Honestly….if that was me and that was my life, I don't think I'd bitch too much.

  • xjrich

    #2 guarantee this was thought of on the shitter

  • Abusement_Park

    #35. Keep that thumb up high little man! KC&FC. Best wishes to Jeffrey and his family.

  • PiratesFan

    #25 and by algae bloom, they mean Moses.

  • Beej

    #8 Is that Home Improvement's Zachary Ty Bryan?

  • PiratesFan

    #21 It's because it looks like there's a girl going down on him, right?

    • MikeOverHere

      Oooooh! I bet your right. Glad someone a clue.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Hmmm… I suppose you're right. I had to look at it a little more to see it. Good eye.

    • Yeahhh

      Noticed instantly. I guess I have a dirty mind.

      • auhh yeah


  • Brain

    #2 Shut up and take my money!

    • pooptard

      how 'bout you just shut up?

      • Yeahhh

        Ha! Dick…

  • gclark

    #21 I see guy getting a blowjob…. its the first and only thing I see….. is that right?

    • Guest

      He's supposed to be reading a book. can't tell if the person who designed it was clueless or genius. 🙂

  • Ettienne

    #27 TIA

  • Simeon

    Actually here it's Wednesday. So yeah , Friday is the day after tomorrow.

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