Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Tiber_Septim

    #28 Too cool, happy baby

    • Tiber_etcrr

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    • go away

      eat shit and die

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #5 Explain the hamburgers you get at gas stations then…

    • MikeOverHere

      I think maybe it's a command but he forgot the direct address comma.

    • Skieur

      That's why I don't go down on Sarah Jessica Parker.

    • hungry guy

      horse meat is eatin in america everyday.

  • Saj

    1st

  • Manny

    #2 i would do the same!

    • Manny

      HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING AND WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME NAME. Are you my clone? 😀 but seriously this is freaky

      • mitter78

        Go home, Manny. You're drunk.

      • Manny

        Holy Mother of God! clone or no clone, the chive ain't big enough for two Manny's, now that you have shown yourself i must challenge you to a ping pong showdown at dawn with winner take all and the loser having after being shaved in shame, to have his official name "Manny" altered to some nonsensical & ludicrous acronym that will forever will be known as "the person formally known as Manny"! I shall bring pretzels and some beer!

    • me...bn

      Dat ass!

    • The Guy

      Everyday.

    • RobboJohn

      How can you not look at that ass?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

    #11 scares the shit outta me.

    • BudHa

      i have the weirdest boner right now…

    • http://www.thechivefun.com www.thechivefun.com

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    • DickFister

      Well that de-escalated quickly

  • Manny

    #19 America: serving freedom and obesity

    • 'murica

      Freedom costs a buck 'o five

    • Cam Newton

      Zing.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #20
    She could be on top all she wants, wouldn't argue with that one bit, nor with anything else… Wait..

    • Dan

      Who is she?

  • Chandler

    #14 Emma Watson is the love of my life

    • BudHa

      shes a cute girl and all, but i have not caught the emma watson fever that afflicts many internetters

      • Bob25

        I'd bang her

    • savagecabbage

      Mehhh

    • Levian

      Emma Watson > Mila Kunis

      • Anotherwes

        You sir are insane.

    • ...

      I'd rather Emma Stone

    • bigNAWTY

      I'd looooove to see the magic she could do with MY wand!!

  • JAFitC

    #34. Gotta love a creative way around a seeming roadblock.

    • Red

      For those of you keeping score:

      We the People: 1
      Fucking Guvmint: 0

      • thom

        Only in this case.
        With all the other shit raining down on us, I would say it is more like:
        We the People: 1
        Fucking Guvmint: 4,587,781

    • 1 Percenter

      See folks? It ain't just the federal government that is inept. It's every level. May as well keep it small to keep the ignorance down.

      • hello please

        Oh and I suppose you'd just *LOVE* to live in a world where there are effing horse shelters everywhere, wouldn't you? You'd probably like a yacht shelter as well now wouldn't you? FUCKING YACHT SHELTER.

    • callahan

      Am I the only one that thought those were really tiny ass horses before reading the caption?

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Am I the only on that thinks this is a bogus caption on the picture? It's a joke not some victory of the common man over the evil nazi commie liberal right wing Sith Lord local goverment

        • A BiPolar Guy

          I can't believe my iPad spell checker auto-capped Sith Lord. iOS knows about Star Wars.

          • herp de derp

            Apple has crossed over to the Dark Side

  • john jacob

    #29 i'm doing this at the next bar i go to

    • Richard

      Wouldn't you rather spend the $15 on a beer?

    • Silverstone

      Hell yeah I'd grab it. 3 words: Soap. And. Water. Doesn't say anything about soap not being available!

      • Anon

        I'd just leave it in a bag or something and have toilet paper to spend and pick it up. Spend it asap

    • repoman86

      Pick it up with paper towels and go directly to the bar and spend it.

      • Jimbo

        Or get a job, and you won't have to pick up money from the urinal.

        • repoman86

          It's free money, man. If you could find a way to pick it up without getting your hands dirty you'd be–RUBBER GLOVES!

          • ChucklesTheClown

            Necessary? Necessary??? No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

    • Radam

      Damn right I would! that's at least 3 free drinks

    • Static

      $1.. maybe.. $5 or more.. absolutely. its only piss. it washes off.

      • MylesofStyles

        Puke mixed with diarrhea washes off as well, right?

    • Falthor

      Hell ya you pick that shit up. look closer it's not just $15 the 5 has another bill underneath it, and for god sakes it's only piss, if you're real squeamish grab it with some paper towels and rinse like a mofo in the sink… then wash the crap out of your hands.

    • socalmarti

      This is exactly why mother's say not to put money in your mouth, f'in filthy!!!

    • Pokes

      Considering I piss away $50 every time I go to the bar, sure, why not?

    • Underbaker

      Yes. There is most likely a sink with soap just a few steps away. I'm a daddy and have changed many a diaper, this aint nothing.

    • shamusoshameless

      I wash it off with my pee first, then I'd grab it and throw it up on the stage at the tittybar!

    • Danno

      Fuck yeah I'd grab it. No prob there?

  • suck me dry

    all the way off

    • Harry

      good to see you back Mr. Dry

  • Carlo

    First? (god I hate being that guy but what else do you say when you're first)

    • carlo

      Now I know what to say…….. FAIL

      • Pirate

        This reeks of when my mother first got facebook and started commenting on things. I don't like it.

    • FunKiller

      You lose, Carlo…..You lose at your stupid "first" comment and you lose at life. Find some traffic to play in.

  • Greg

    #35 I have never seen, let alone hear of someone that's seen one of these ground murals. I really would like to though!

    • MikeOverHere

      Same with the horse masks. Never seen one or know someone whose seen one. But in the thechive universe, you would think they were everywhere.

  • grumpy

    #29 – nope…

    …but put that same caption on #2 and we have a deal.

  • Still_Counts

    #14

    We could all use an Emma Watson gallery: chive edition.

  • impossibru

    Is #16 listening to music? I bet its listening to Bison.

    • Bob

      Buffalo Soldier

    • Underbaker

      Something is happening here…

    • Awesome

      Buffalo Springfield

  • gclark

    #23 Looks like Cuba got hit by hurricane pussy
    #27 Looks like the beginning of a good porn
    #34 Thats fucking awesome

    • Surf's up

      You are trying waaaay too hard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.nicholson1 Jim Nicholson

    #34 no fucks were given on that day

    • Addicted to sex

      please come up with new material.

  • http://twitter.com/megantalks @megantalks

    #24 : best 3 bucks ever spent! 😀

    • HeavyP

      "Alright Billy, you've really got to follow through if you want to break the kneecaps, but hold back a little if you just want to bruise them." "Thanks Jesus!"

    • ScienceisFun

      "You got a friend in me"…theme song from Toy Story plays in my mind

  • Lz123

    #11 Thank you chive, I'm now never going to be able to look at a girls clevage the same way again.

    • Smick

      Those are some tig ol bit freakies

  • otis

    #17

    Guy at the back has got an awesome video on his hands there.

  • A2_tha_MFK

    #24 Why??

    • Surf's up

      Because Sandusky had a garage sale when he went to prison last month

    • NEALZ!

      When Jesus is holding your bat, you BANG those balls!

    • Irv

      Gosh, I had that same picture up in my room for years growing up! I bet I still have it somewhere!

    • pooponastick

      Because Fuck you! that why

    • A2_tha_MFK

      Oh ok it must be an American thing? I'm Australian, I didn't get it.

      Pooponstick – How very Christian of you!

    • BigTimeTimmyJim

      I had that picture as a kid lol

    • Don'tfearthecreeper

      WHY NOT!?

  • N8orius

    #29
    yes. yes i would. $15 is worth a rinse in the sink, pitcher of beer, and a decent tip.

  • Surf's up

    Holy fucking Christ, no one wants to go to your shitty website, stop Spamming already.

  • daryablo

    what the FUDGE?!?! #24 is my pic!!!

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