theCHIVERS take class photos (20 HQ Photos)

Here at theCHIVE we're not a corporation. We're a family run company. Our employees are a rag-tag band of brothers, sisters, cousins, and a few close friends. So when our 'General Manager' told us he needed pics and bios for our Resignation Media website, we gave him these photos instead.

Meet theCHIVERS….

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  • Big Poppa

    Good effort Bro's

    • Grammar Police

      Bros

    • http://www.falltonconsulting.com James

      Good effort for everyone except Mac… he didn't even dress up, that's how he looks all the time.

    • Sick350Z

      Your GM asked for pics? #16 Title says GM. So……?

    • Turbodude

      I wish my family was this cool.

  • MOAR

    That's it, you guys win at the internet.

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      #2 wil wheaton

  • tv_paul

    #20 "Greetings Professor Faulkner. How about a nice game of mousetrap?" …

    • watch it with me

      Mac deserves some kind of TV show.

      • tv_paul

        "The Cat Whisperer"

        • MissVega84

          I swear the things Mac does like this look straight from a Tim and Eric bit lol

          • CDinTX

            I think he's not even real. I think he's a consperacy and we all keep him alive with our thoughts…aw, what do I know, I'm just clairvoyant…or am I?!?!

    • diamondx

      Even the Cat looks terrified. Great Job Mac!

  • MOAR

    Oh, and #20

    • Chiefhenry27

      Looks….presidential.

    • Jen

      I love you, Mac. I would totally fuck you just for the story.

      • Timmy

        I would too.

    • Kevrhutch

      cat looks scared to death!!

  • CanadaChivette

    #4 marry me John 🙂 haha

  • Del

    Paula???

    • http://twitter.com/MeIrakly @MeIrakly

      doesn't exist

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        True.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

  • rackoo

    hahahhaa this is awesome!!!!!

  • Solitaire

    Mac takes the cake. Though Doug is close behind in the standings.

    #19

  • Thisguy

    #20
    I get the feeling that Mac wasn't even trying to make a joke here.

    • joey

      Me either. I have a feeling this is how Mac dresses every day

    • HatBomb

      He already had this one done up for his annual Christmas card, this wasn't part of the photo shoot.

  • BobBX542

    #7…Nice. More.

    • Wow!!

      Moar!!!!!!

      • MOAR

        One MOOOOAAAR

        • Concerned Chiver

          I need this woman to wear that exact same jean dress with nothing under it STAT. No, seriously though, do it.

  • Wannabang

    I didn't realize so many people worked for theChive now. Mac's pic is the best #20

    • tv_paul

      Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

      • hammerinailz

        classic.

  • Doesn't matter

    #8
    If by ad operations you mean the guy that covers our screens in BS.. You need to be fired

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      So HE is the responsible of the ADS!!!!!!!

    • Guest

      Also you got #17 name wrong. That's positively Turk from scrubs

    • Skermitt

      Tell him to get rid of those ads with sound, gunna get me in trouble in the office!

    • Brad

      How these days 95% of you people don't have ad blocker I'll never understand.

      • holyshit

        It's called an office computer. You can't download or install shit on them. I can't even upgrade to the newest version of ie. let alone install chrome or Firefox.

    • Concerned Chiver

      You guys asked for it by putting his job title on here. Oh, you silly goofs.

      • Boo ya

        Open season on that bastard now!

  • Tiger

    I am having a horrid day…this made my day SO much better! Thank you for being you, Chive. You were clearly all meant to be family. Hilarious!!

    • bczu

      This was crap….

  • fsdfgsdgsgfsfs

    "Here at theCHIVE we're not a corporation"

    "Copyright © 2012 Resignation Media, LLC. All Rights Reserved."

    You know what LLC stands for right?

    • clenis

      Limited Liability Company

    • Do You?

      I'm sorry, but do you realize what LLC stands for? *HINT* not corporation….

      • SilkySapper

        look up "company" and "corporation" in a thesaurus, they are synonyms.

        • Carson

          LLC as in Limited Liability Company, as opposed to Inc. which is Incorporated aka a corporation.

        • nuccabay

          can you buy stock? no…sit down

          • Smitty

            Stock means nothing. There are plenty corporations that are private. Becoming incorporated has nothing to do with selling stock in a company.

            Oh and stfu all of you, wiki it:

            "A limited liability company (LLC) is a flexible form of enterprise that blends elements of partnership and corporate structures. It is a legal form of company that provides limited liability to its owners in the vast majority of United States jurisdictions. LLCs do not need to be organized for profit.

    • DUT

      They forgot to include the pictures of the 8 and year old Chinese children making all those dumb Bill Murray shirts.

    • dustin

      it stands for limited liability company, you twit

  • CowboyChiver

    #13 Who's this you say???

    • Bud

      Why is this the first we are seeing this girl?!

      • aw rawr

        Agree. She needs a post, STAT!

        • Matt

          AGREED… SHE IS A LITTLE HOTTIE!!!

          • dan005

            Chivette of the week please

      • tralfaz

        Isn't that the girl from the hopa post?

    • http://www.facebook.com/adam.runcie Adam Runcie

      COTW, plz.

    • Kevska

      MOAR!!!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Uuuhmmm…..
    Didn't you guys forget someone special; like… me?
    Yes you didn't.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you asshats love to ignore

    • Needlegun13

      I love you.

    • baddbuzz

      Yeah. . Paula maybe you will be on the next calendar . .

    • what

      It would be awesome if you are #13

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh. My Yes!!1! That would like totaly rock!
        Just. Imagine that!!1!
        The possibilities!!1!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

  • Takingbackcider

    Bucket list item No 8. Go on the piss with The Chive guys.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Take a piss with these guys? It's not what it's beefed up to be.
      Mac WILL wet you, period.

      Hugs,
      Paula,
      – the one you love to hate

  • LarsfromNorway

    #13 oh definitely MOAR!!!

    • cracker

      Definitely need for next burnsday.

  • Aad

    #13 – Justina as Natalie Portman?

    • Bort

      …as Natalie Portman as Uma Thurman

  • cjohnson0927

    #13 hello..

  • Amanda

    #4 #15 #20 have made my day!! love it haha

  • Andyrew711

    need her. #13

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #13 that time of the month again huh? Sucks. Nice save though.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "I bet Paula is smokin hot!! Long live Paula"

    • turtles suck

      The only way Paula would be smoking hot would be if someone poured gasoline on her and lit a match.

      • Needlegun13

        Ba-dumbum-tssss!!! ZING!!

        • turtles suck

          Why thank you very much, don't forget to tip your waitress.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #13 #11 #6 #7 Great, now I think my workplace sucks even more.

  • amber_elisabeth

    Love it!

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