Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (41 Photos)

  • Chive

    Great Stuff

    • Mike

      Shut up bro jangles no one cares what you think

      • http://twitter.com/mation Mation

        ^^^ Good Guy First Commenter

        • CliMax

          #20 sweet 12 lesbians on a boat together…

          • MonkeyMadness

            It's a start.

          • the credible hulk

            confusion = 100 blind lesbians at a fish market.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Next time just shout "FIRST!" KTHANKSBYE!

      – fan testimonial: "You'll have to talk to your friends at the site. They have pictures of the other cakes… – MarthaJeane"

      • JWoeBMoneY

        #13 nice chestacles Paula! Or should I say PAUL? Let us see that hatchet wound!

      • 2213

        Fuck you paula

    • http://www.thechivefun.com www.thechivefun.com

      Exclusive images *<3:*<3:*<3 V I S I T The Chive Fun

    • bdg

      #20 I want that other boats view!!! Have mercy!!!
      #24 Find her!!!!

  • wat?

    You are firsting with out saying first? Cool

    • üäö

      cuz he follows John,,, on wheels

  • El Pato


    Lace is classy. Hump is too.

    • Deep Dish

      I just wanna bite into it.

    • Kato

      I like her "In your face" approach.

    • sweet heart

      putting your ass online is classy? woah society these days. Making the world a slutier place.

      • ORL

        Yet you're here looking at the pics and posting comments.

        and Sluttier is spelled with two t's not one.

    • BennyTzer

      MOAR!! so much MOAR!

  • Lilbluecar


    • happy friday

      your comment sucks so im stealing it!

    • happy friday

      #30 yes #31 yes #32 Yes # 41 Yes
      ……. #40 and im spent

    • http://twitter.com/mation Really?

      It's not funny this way, either.

  • M27

    #13 Nice body, but whats with that hand?

    • scaggnettii

      That is one nasty paw for sure

      • _DoC_

        Just bad photoshop from reducing blown out exposure on the hand. Also notice the smeared wall texture from "liquify" pushing in the stomach and note the poor clone stamping of stretch marks on the left hip and thigh and right boob.

        • wow

          you sir, have a good eye


      first thing i saw too

    • Stu the dentist

      Man hands + fake tits = ………Tranny!

      • Chivacy Please

        Or a 50 year old woman….

    • Dickleg

      I thought we decided in the DAR a couple days ago that this was a man?

      • OG Long Nut

        oh no… does that mean im a little gay?

        • Prince

          Definitely a dude.

        • ShakeyTheMoil

          Being a little gay is like being a little pregnant….

          • A little but so what

            I still would.

          • nfw

            just the tip …

      • Tim

        What's with the black line outling the right hand?

        • Otto

          I noticed that last time, looks like some kind of shopping or something

    • jjjjjjjj

      low light and the wrong F stop on the camera

    • dougie

      The HQ makes it easier to see the "package"

    • MonkeyMadness

      you could bounce quarters off those tits.

    • Erik

      She works out and that changes the muscles and bone density. Her body is incredible! I want to see moar of this babe, so all negative dummies need to shut it! Please send in moar!

    • NipChuck

      She'd give a white knuckler fo' sho

    • mshark

      Drink beer suck titties live on

    • CDNchiver

      Haha those were my thoughts to boys….
      If this is truly a chick you'd be forced to say
      " here wear these mittens while I pound you"

      • Gaaah.

        Y'all are too kind.

    • https://www.facebook.com/vaughn.pollard Vaughn Pollard

      That's from sticking her finger down her throat

    • what

      doesn't matter cause there's this #24

      • emailhobo

        And because of this u win the internets!

  • Scott

    #1. Hi-yah mutha fucka!

    • Kodos

      I kept hearing the theme from "The Last Dragon"…

      • jreddy23

        I kept thinking they should have gone with black ninja gees…you know, for camo and such.

    • old fart

      Bruce Lee-roy I think I remember that from some movies in the seventies

  • Tillman61

    #40 #41 Beautiful ending to kind of a crappy day- thank you, that just helped a lot. It's Miller Time.

    • Tim

      You must one of those bear grills types who likes drinking piss arnt you?

      • Tillman61

        Actually, Tim, I was quoting Bill Fucking Murray from "Ghostbusters".

  • Tiber_Septim

    #13 stunning#40 This is a first class ass

    • HOOK_the_LEGEND

      Killer body on #13, Perhaps too much fingerslammin has crippled those hands.And possible reverse boner happening…Very suspect??

      • Tiber_Septim

        I don't speculate, besides if that is a relationship breaker then there's something wrong, she's hot

        • Prince

          totally a dude

  • marshie

    happy friday chivers!

  • Whoopi_G

    #24 I'm in love. Find this stunner!

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Yeah.. Great little smirk

    • yep

      katharina wien

      • Whoopi_G


    • Forty Creek

      Why does she have a sweater on at the dam beach? Find her. Find her with a bikini on pls.

    • Kyle

      Agreed! It's like my dreams have transformed themselves into this picture.

    • fumarmata

      This is in Barcelona!

    • grumpy

      Seventh grade?

    • Swen

      I can't remember anything hotter on the Chive than her in this pic. Totally casual effort and doing it RIGHT! Perfection. Want. Now.

  • Tulyakbar


    • Red

      Ghost and Mr. Chicken?

  • M-dub

    You guys effin' rock!

  • yaknow

    #24 Oh my damn!

  • Whoopi_G

    #12 Way to kick it up a notch.

    • tralfaz

      Is that the equivalent to turning the hose on them?

    • Ste

      She needs to learn how to escape side control, she's about to give her back… shrimp woman, SHRIMP

      • Kato

        That girl is stalling. She needs to pass guard on to mount or Mazzagati will stand them up.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Bad bitches, NO!

  • Kelowna Chiver

    Great way to end off the week!! #19 thank you for reminding me why Canada is so great!! KCCO EVERYONE!! Have a great weekend.

    • Eric


    • Forty Creek

      Yes she is a keeper for sure.

    • CanadaChivette

      Ohh Caaanadaaa!

    • Kato

      Im guessing she's from Vancouver?

  • sfb101

    #6 She's got my vote!
    #19 Ummm… Yea…

  • fuzzbucker

    #4 false. Santa has no kids because he only "comes" once a year

    • tralfaz

      ….and it's down the chimney.

    • VT Surf-N-Turf

      Yeah, I hear he only comes down the chimney…

      • VT Surf-N-Turf

        Oops. Guess I screwed the pooch on that one…

        • ShakeyTheMoil

          I'm actually a chimney sweep….I hate that guy:(

    • the credible hulk

      Waiting in the dark for Santa to come. Then the awkward silence while he gets dressed.

  • keithp420

    DAR, HQ, Friday…

  • Yeahhh

    #20 that my friends, looks like a fantastic time.

    • peter

      that boat is about to make a SHARP right turn

    • Gilchy


      • Carlo

        I was just thinking…this looks like the Okanagan.

    • triplecap

      This is why you buy a boat. It's certainly as hell not for the resale.

      • db3300

        Bring On Another Thousand – truer words have never been spoken.

        • almost

          I prefer Bust Out Another Thousand.

    • Forty Creek

      To the boat flying by in the back. They get the good view.

    • Deep Dish

      This is one of the most frustrating and awesome things I've ever seen.

    • bshzzle

      Am I the only one who thought on of them was a dude? (2nd from the right) then thought to myself… waaa how? Then was like ohhhhh

    • bshizzle

      Am I the only one who thought one of them was a dude? (2nd from the right) then thought to myself… waaa how? Then was like ohhhhh I see now

      • Professor Squeegee

        Too risky to double check, but I think it's a guy.

    • Kevrhutch

      How does someone get this to happen?? They should write a book, I want to know so I can pull it off

    • buster hymen

      I've banged two of those girls on that boat. too funny!!

    • jamie

      Hahahaha i know that chick 3rd from the right, she's a straight gusher!!

  • passwordistaco

    I had the best sex of my life today! Just had to share.

    • YOYO

      your handle is awesome, taco is the best character on that show.

      • passwordistaco

        Went with Vinegar Strokes for the Fantasy Football team! Shit cracks me up.

    • Forty Creek

      What was his name?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh so THAT's why you won't sit down!

      – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit. this might be the first funny/original comment i've ever seen on this site. EVER."

      • joe shabadoo

        ahahahahhhah thanks, i got a good laugh out of that one, Paula

    • Old Rugger

      Was anyone with you?

  • John


    Never heard that one before but I love it. I plan on memorizing it and passing it off as my own at bars to hit on girls.

    Only I'll probably end up butchering the hell out of it:

    "We live at the bottom of a well. I'm gassy and you're going to want to be 90 million miles away from me when I nuke this planet."

    • Yeahhh

      Hey John, what's up? Give me free shirts.

      • dougie

        Yeah…my hangnail REALLY causing me some pain…I know I deserve a shirt, now

    • hello please

      Finish it with, "wait, I'm skewing this up" while she walks away.

    • 1 Percenter

      Yea I usually try to avoid said strategy…just shows how drunk I am.

    • Tim

      And by "nuke this planet" what do you exactly mean?
      I hope you are refering to coitus.

    • jeff

      douglas adams is one of my all time favorite authors!

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Someone should record that attempt

    • billy

      Thanks for the heads up on the DAR shirts! Been hoping for one, and I snagged it! I'm gonna go have another pan-galactic gargle blaster and do some magic…

    • sjd

      Hey John why don't you just go with "I'll make you chivette of the week?" Worked out pretty well for Hefner. Just a thought

      • MissVega84

        *waves to John* 🐱

    • Pretty Smile

      It would be normal if we could travel within the galaxy. We are not special. Sorry

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Reminds me of Grumpy Old Men…"You're the only fish…I want to…mount…over my fireplace."


  • El Pato

    what's with that hardpan? rip that fukin cleachy!

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Why can't we thumbs down a deleted comment? Ignorance of something deserves a thumbs down!! C'mon!!

  • OhioChiver

    #13 Thank you! If only the guvnament worked that fast. :p

    • Prince

      It's a maaaaan baaaaaaby

      • Jen

        can you imagine if it really is a chick and she is reading all of this shit? OUCH!

  • Kodos


    AMY 2016!!

  • JoeyW311

    #25 I must go, my whale friends need me!

    • Yuppp

      Haha, I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

      • goalie

        made me laugh so hard i snorted!

    • http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

      I was about to post this but as "my merpeople need me"… touché my friend.

    • http://www.facebook.com/amanda.benefield Amanda Benefield

      Lol! He's so totally pumped, it's awesome 🙂

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