Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Caroline



    • Mike Oxbig

      WOW! Can I smell your farts please?

      • J_Ace

        the fuck…

        • justinnator

          They must smell like rainbows

    • fed

      i hope she has a cure for the tuesdays, and humpdays, and thursdays, and you get the drill…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Your argument is no longer interesting.

    • HOORAY

      I know it's not her, but she kind of looks like porn star Ashley George…google, safe search off.

      • Fremont

        I see what you did there, clever, but not funny.

    • mitchell

      she's so fucking sxE

    • Steve

      You are wonderful to look at

    • bdg

      #43 I think I love you!!!!!!!

    • absure2

      She sure is

  • Chiefhenry27

    #11 Thank you! Dare I say, more?

    • Mike Hunt

      I just lost a lot of blood from my brain and got very light headed. Very well done… (slow gentlemans clap).

    • hi mom

      more = show face

    • HereWeGo

      Don't you mean, "DAR I say more?" Am I right?……no? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ okay

    • guest

      Spitting my beer out! Mouth left hanging open! Beau……….wait for it………..tifull!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/se7ensenses Conrad Knorr

    If my gf was TheChive & she was this late i'd be shopping for baby food now.

    • Mike Hunt

      If my gf was theChive I'd marry her ass pronto. Then I'd take half naked pictures of her and post them online for everyone to drool over.

      • Llyod Christmas

        If my gf was the TheChive and she was this late I'd have changed my cell number and moved by now.

        • IzzyVic


    • Kristen

      If you had a girlfriend she'd be sucking somebody else's dick right now.

      • BillyTheKid

        Uh-Oh… sounds like SOMEONE'S got a case of the MONDAYS!

        • RuggedlyHandsomePig

          More like a case of the Monthlies…

    • JWoeBMoneY

      If my girlfriend was The Chive, I'd scroll down to her comment section and post something witty in that bitch!

      • Fuuuuuck!

        If I was that upset about The Chives posting schedule……I'd consider getting a girlfriend!

  • What

    #37 Cranberries for breakfast!!?? Not on my watch!!!

    • Iheartbums

      mmmm Bar Refaeli, best ass on earth.

      • Slim Jim

        overall package maybe, but ass probably chicken tuna has her beat


    MOM?!?!?!?!? #21

    • gabe

      kind of looks like Maureen Ponderosa from Sunny

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Well that does look a lot like Dennis…

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #48 GORGEOUS, MOAR!!!

    • Jimmy

      That is one hell of a bra. But yes, MOAR.

    • hmmmmm

      The technology of bras appears to have broken the laws of physics. Boobs in top, compared to boobs in bottom don't have much in common.
      No complaints about the quality… I like the IBTC quite a bit. I just wish the IBT members would be more proud of what they have instead of false advertising through padded deception

      • yep

        Same with #31… now you see em, now you don't!

        • NcouthYouth

          eh.. Sports bras are deceiving

          Jenna Marbles put it best:

          • KRS1

            God damn, she's like every annoying white girl mixed into one!

          • bst

            Dammit she's hot. Annoying? Maybe. But fucking hot.

      • Guest

        False advertising? She works at Hooters, they all get a little extra help from their bras.

    • Kristen

      NO SHE ISN'T, WHORE!!!

      • Yeahhh

        You are always so angry Kristen.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      It doesn't matter if a girl has a giant um.."pair of personality".. It's better than getting implants, work with what you got!

    • http://twitter.com/z0phi3l @z0phi3l

      Girl needs to eat a sammich or ten

    • absure2

      I agree

  • IamAwesome

    Because of the chive, I masturbated 2x today.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Proud of you.

      • IamAwesome

        Thanks man. It means a lot.

    • The Buddha

      I usually head over to tumblr to finish off with the full monty

    • dougie

      If you use the Chive to masturbate, you are incredibly homo

      • IamAwesome

        The Chive just gets to blood flowing. I usually finish with the pictures your mom sent me on my iPhone.

    • ChristonACracker

      5 more times and you tie my record

    • Underbaker

      That's all? Slacker!

  • http://twitter.com/Turly58 @Turly58

    #5 Val Kilmer riding a BMX bike though the living room. Your argument is invalid.

    • sixdeadelves

      i had the same bike

    • glamis26

      You are so creative! Turly58 making funny comments. Your argument is invalid.

    • FishTaco

      Guy uses worn out meme reference. Your attempt to be funny and relevant is overused and lame.

    • Theresia

      He looks like a skinny Sam Kinison..

      • That Guy

        I think Sam Kinison is way skinnier by now

  • Ben

    God bless you. #11

    • Wrench

      Already did!

  • JimBozo

    I only read comments with a lot of thumbs up.

    • NebraskaGuy

      I'm sorry, what?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #43 Red hair, blue eyes, and beautiful natural breasts… Makes me forget it's Monday!

    • sfb101

      Violaceousgirl! She does the chive well

      • SmokeyTheBear

        You sir, are a saint.

      • mopar_man

        She definitely needs to submit pictures more often. Wow!

    • Rook

      I can not agree more. She's…amazing…

      It's like…what's a Monday?

    • Nutterball

      Aaand I'm done. And I'm done aga-aga-aga-again. Good lord!

      bless your hearts! both of them!

      • Nutterball

        first I was like, aw VG you've been making so much progress to just green shirt us like that…

        *scroll down*

        Oh Damn!

        Dayum Dayum Dayum!

    • Kato

      That handbra just made me explode.

    • https://www.facebook.com/brad.longfellow.1 Brad Longfellow

      Forget motorboating, I want my face buried deep between those thighs! Yum!

    • GlibTongue

      Looks like someone's stepping it up to maintain a certain level of attention.

    • lucid_eye

      How did I miss that one on twitter………….DAAAAAAAAAAAMN. I think I would bust a nut the second my lips touched that body.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      Violaceous, you make me feel all tingly every time… wish i was the lucky guy ๐Ÿ˜€

  • snowflake359

    #43 thank you for being you

    • EMA
    • chivester

      that escalated quickly…and I like it

    • Kristen

      What a fucking whore.

      • Captain Obvious

        Jealous much?

      • moose_nutz

        You spelled 'I'm a jealous fucking whore' wrong.

      • RuggedlyHandsomePig

        Like I said above, a case of the monthlies…

    • Peeps

      Absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!

  • Burlinator

    #43 I'm happy now!

  • Tillman61

    #50 – It did! Thanks! Moar!

  • jjjjjjhj

    Hello this is foot

    • thisisfootLOL

      HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG, that's just like that meme that everyone posts. You are witty, sir. Way to go.

    • bob

      you really should wash that thing before you fellate it.

    • Dale

      Go homefoot.You're drunk.heeheehee

      • Snepsts

        Smell ya later.

  • OhioChiver

    #43 Well thank you for making my Monday a little brighter Chivette. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Gmoney

    #11 Just FANTASTIC!!

  • J-Walk

    #4 Pretty much. Anybody else think today unusually sucked?

  • Handy7

    #11 is making me look like #28

  • Joe

    Is it just me, or is #5 Val Kilmer?

    • dougie


    • bingo

      Gotta be.

      • schuchshabbaz

        It is Val Kilmer, from the movie The Fourth Dimension.

    • Zucharelly

      I dont' know. Do you look like Val Kilmer?

  • Earl

    #31 has excellent potential

    • EMA

      Look at those lululemons.

      • thom

        That push-up bra is working miracles in the second picture.

        • EMA

          Their bras come with little pads. Looks like she might have doubled up. I'm all for the false advertising.

          • Bluto

            That's not just padding. Has to eother be a different girl or some aftermarket parts.

        • NcouthYouth

          Sports Bras are the real culprits

    • bollyver

      IDC if they look flat when they're being stretched because real boobs.

  • DaveS

    #35 numba one stunna

    • Plum

      MOAR PLEASE!!!!

    • JLW

      I think I'm in love!

    • brutalderp

      Ooooh please MOAR of you, you are absolutely gorgeous!!!

    • FarmBoy

      Definitely has my vote for Chivette of the Week.

  • jim thorton

    Well that escalated quickly

    • RonBurg6969

      Well, that is overused.

      • Cliche Hero Rescue

        That's what she said…

    • bobsaget

      Chris Pringles?

  • BigManJones

    It's been one of those days where you have a permaboner all day. This didn't help. Thanks.

    • Red

      #43 Didn't help mine go away…

    • Dickleg

      Lol for permaboner

  • inkedrunningman

    #43 – stunning, gorgeous and sexy as hell!

    • Sargent

      The united states marines love #43

      Please post more of this goddesssssssss

      • lucid_eye

        She is Violaceousgirl on twitter much moar there.

    • http://www.thechivefun.com www.thechivefun.com

      Exclusive images <3:*<3:*<3 V I S I T <3:*<3:*<3 The Chive Fun

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