Daily Morning Awesomeness (45 Photos)

  • Still_Counts


    ❤ Anna Kendrick

    • Manny

      You read my mind 😀

    • LeO

      Love her role in the movie 50/50 ❤

      • Miracool

        Yea I wondered where I saw here. She was really sweet there 😉

    • MXM

      one of the hottest big sister i've ever seen in a movie

    • ChiveApprentice

      hilarious and beautiful. so perfect

    • Dawgzilla

      one of Portland Maine's Finest

    • bMoles

      I didn't realize how beautiful this girl is until she wasn't in a Twilight movie.

    • SupaDave

      So stinkin HOT

    • Bluto

      With every identification of a hot chick, the Chive should require that the poster immediately note whether or not she has ever been naked on film before… just to save me from having to use Google. I will never get those wasted two minutes back.

    • ChiveMaster

      Yes indeed. Anna Kendrick is super hot. Underrated hottie for sure. Does not get the recognition she deserves.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #30 Well, he DID die and come back to life in Revenge of the Fallen…

    • B-to-the-H

      He did that in the G1 cartoon also, TWICE. Not to mention bring Cybertron back to a Golden Age. G1 Optimus Prime > any other version.

    • dirtysteve

      Nothing from the Bay movies count. Nothing.

    • Hallface

      Optimus… Shrine!

  • Beth Bigtitties

    #1 Hurrr Durrrr

  • 650

    Right after #12 stepped out the door, Real Life shot him square in the face.

    • Silverstone

      Actually, Real Life was aiming a lot lower than the face!

  • MattyDeuce

    #43 This guy is dead and could still kick my ass :/

    • Panda

      I think that says more about you than it does him.

    • BillyTheKid

      I hate when people say "legos". It's just lego, singular or plural, like fish.

      • Life

        Something tells me you're a retard.

        • Rollseyes

          Yeah because being factual makes you a retard in 'Merica.

      • AnyoneForCoffee


        It's "Where's my Lego?" not "Where's my Legos?" after all.

        Unless you are of the 'double-figured IQ' demographic, that is.

        • Awesome

          Yes, but it is also: "Where are my Legos"…

        • MattyDeuce

          I thought it was "leggo my Eggo," but I have been wrong before.

      • Chris


        • Bluto

          With whom one would sleep.

    • Mike Hunt

      Whatever, I shave every morning with a belt sander.

      • dirtysteve

        You must be a true beauty.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka


    • Silverstone

      "You're right Steve, she DOES sunbathe topless!"

  • Your mom

    #20 Ahhhh…..THE retort of all retorts. Never gets old

    • tony

      #35 is actually a better come back. The first guy is all like "guy gave us his only son.. and shit", and the other guy was like "go pray at home man, this is bathroom door"

    • p_rock

      Who are you calling a retort?

      • lindsay

        your mom

        • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre


    • Anomanom

      Well played sir.

    • MattyMo

      That's what she said!

  • oliverolesfilled

    most of these are from imgur….why….

    • Panda

      Because most of these are reposts of things from reddit

    • McBeastie666

      why care?

    • Yuppp

      Then go look at that website and get the fuck out of here. Thanks.

  • samephoto-difday

    so does thechive just post the same photos in different threads because theyre unsmart or because theyre lazy? discuss

    • BillyTheKid

      Probably because they realize that most people have a life, and can't afford to spend hours at a time looking at every single post

    • DickBagel


      • dirtysteve

        also, unsmart? fucking unsmart?

        No, no no.

        • steve'safuck

          did you look it up, dipshit?? huh??? YEAH. IT'S A FUCKING WORD, ASSHOLE. Maybe you just are unsmart, fuckface.

    • Ofthe9fingers

      Ever hear of a comedy term called 'Running Gag'?

      The Muppet Show were experts at it. So was Seinfeld.

    • MattyDeuce

      Such irony in your statement.

      • fuckoffmatt

        you, as usual, don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

  • jajaja

    #24 now kiss

    • Wisti

      I gotta respect the guys. I bet midway through the day suspension wasn't looking quite so bad.

  • Paul Rudd

    #14 if he can't give her a nice wood, I will

    • amanda

      You know your awesome when….. !!!! Lol that was a good day

  • halfsmoke

    Where is #45 ? Beautiful…

    • APaddock9

      I'm pretty damn sure that's Calero Reservoir in San Jose, CA. I sure as hell hope so because I used to live near there and go to this view all the time. Chive, find out who this Chivette is because she has awesome taste in nature and looks gorgeous!

  • MegaDrunkenMidget

    Sometimes I'm ready to sleep and then I realize there's only half an hour left until morning awesomeness comes up.

  • Porky

    #21 Only in Battlefield… Love this game!

    • Sean

      And here I thought that tanks had become so much more awesome in real life

      • jeff

        bf for life.

    • Roderick

      Reminded me of messing around in Halo 2

    • MissVega84

      And on the 3rd day God made C4 and it was good.

  • Tonmi

    That actually seems like a really good idea. They share a shameful experience now. It might not help, even make it worse, but I'm rooting for an outcome that dissolves the animosity.

    • Mike Hunt

      This is a far worse punishment for kids in high school. The other option is a 9 day vacation.

    • Craig K.

      This looks to me like the solution to the prisoner's dilemma. They both had to agree to it and got the lightest possible sentence.

      A 9 day suspension is not a vacation. Aside from being unable to sit in on the classes to learn the stuff you need for the classwork & homework you're still responsible for, you have nothing to do after your parents take away everything.

      • dirtysteve

        That's if your parents are halfway decent.

        • Craig K.


    • Miracool

      A friendship could form from this actually. Come on, they have all day… they'll eventually start talking or something.

  • jajaja

    #38 cat #1: "go ahead. you got this." cat #2: "shit-fuck-dammit-ouch-fuck"

    • jajaja

      jajaja. comment fail. dumb #s…disregard the other pics. 🙂

  • Daywalker

    "Where's the beer, where's the beer, where's the… CRAP! Busted!" #3

  • gameoverjc

    #7 pretty hilarious.

  • xjrich

    #20 haha your mom jokes will never die out

    • Mike Hunt

      They do when your mom is dead.

  • drewdeze

    #12 oppa gangnam style

    • Yeahhh

      No. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

    • Jiro

      Wrong country, but it's cool most people can't tell the difference between Koreans and Japanese…. Just remember, if they look ridiculous it's probably Japan

  • jim

    its funny cause hes fat

    • Yeahhh

      True story.

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #1 derp a derp

    • xjrich


    • Mattman

      Everyone hates you. Go away.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      That smile!

    • Alabama

      This girl can post anything and it will always get an upvote. With looks like that, she has nothing to worry about.

  • Maverick

    #24 happened at my old school haha!

  • A2_tha_MFK

    #45 Ute's! A million & one uses

  • K-1

    #29: BAHahah, the look on his face!
    #33: The hotness is strong with that one…
    #34: Seth Rogen look-a-like

    • etcrr


      • K-1

        What is weak… Care to elaborate?

        • http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster

          I think he looks more like Vince Vieluf from Grind

          • K-1

            Yeah, good call on that!

    • Underbaker

      If Darth looked like that in The Empire Strikes Back I'm sure Luke may have considered joining the Dark Side a little more seriously.

      • K-1

        hahaah definitely agree!

      • Bluto

        But then he would have called bullshit on the whole, "Luke, I am your father" bit.

        • Underbaker

          Good point, even if you changed it to "Luke I am your mother", it would have seriously messed his mind up.

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