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  • nojoke420

    #19 Jesus is the name of his proctologist

    • IrishInNJ

      Woah there….why would you assume it was a dude? The picture is of girls.

      Umm…awkward.

      • tmoney

        …he's referring to the person that left the comment, not the original poster

    • asd

      yeah lets just send the white girl to a mexican doctor.. great idea

    • FunKiller

      That's also the name of my landscaper….he does a good job too.

      • MylesofStyles

        You should hold onto him. There are not very many landscapers out there who are proficient in anal.

        • hello please

          Contrary to every porn movie involving a gardener ever.

          • MylesofStyles

            I dare you to call my landscaper a "gardener" to his face.

            • Mike Hunt

              Botanical Technician

    • NorCal420

      smh. hilarious but smh

  • Noble

    woohoo!

  • FIrst

    First!!!! pwed

    • saltygary

      Pew Pew Pew

  • Kiki

    First!!

  • IrishInNJ

    #15 Even 2006 is too much.

    • Community At Large

      Deforestation can be a great thing

      • Man

        I'll take a fat bush any day.

    • NorCal420

      amen

    • Mike Hunt

      I don't mind a landing strip but please nothing by the hanger entrance. And don't let the metaphor of hangar make you think I like a giant gaping vagina.

      • Si1entStatic

        and whats wrong with giant gaping vag's? hey beggers can't be choosers my friend. besides what else will comfortably fit my 747 Jumbo Jet…..

        • eeee

          lol

  • Trav1121

    #1 Done and done!

  • first

    first

    • IrishInNJ

      Eighth more like. There aren't even medals for eighth you loser.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #7 LMAO hahaha

    • Parkview

      what does LMAO mean?

      • Nameless in Nairobi

        It means Google is your friend.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #2 I too love the pitter-patter of duck feet

    • Jen

      if ducks had sphincters, i would have one as a pet.

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #16

    Eh?

  • Stick

    #30
    Maybe he and his Boomer-wannabee follows should have listened to number one.

    • tommyjustsoldhalfa

      hey stick, what's a boomer wannabee?

      • Stick

        Baby Boomers and those who idolize them.

    • brakepads

      and why are you so angry

      • Stick

        Small wiener

        • toofunny

          FTW!!!!!….LOL

  • steamroll'd

    #30 a man with words to live by, but not a life to emulate. because, let's face it, nobody could've done it quite like the original gonzo journalist

    • bob

      just wait till they see these god damn bats.

    • true

      An idolized asshole. Idolized by other assholes.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      "Too crazy to live but too rare to die."

  • sfb101

    #5 #7 Made my day!
    #1 Spaghetti is a drug…

  • Ron

    #2 Yes Gay people need to get over it, nobody cares, it's a personal choice, live your life and get out our face!!

    • bizarrogreg

      Fail

    • Bla bla

      "some people dont agree with gay people. get over it."

    • Dan

      Hit the nail on the head, buddy. There's a serious problem when someone's sexual preferences cost taxpayers money.

      • Stick

        How so?

        • Dan

          Paying for extra police protection for the rallies, marches, etc. Paying our politicians to sit around and discuss legalities of same sex marriages. I'm sure there's more examples, but here's a couple for you.

          • Stick

            I want you to stick your penis in my hot steamy rectum.

          • Stick

            And if everyone could get their panties out of a twist, you would need any of that.

          • JSettle11

            I'm pretty sure black people cost the police money during the civil right movement. That was taxpayer money used to fight inequality and a disgusting injustice in society. Gays fight for the same thing, to initiate social change and i am ok with them using my taxes to do that.

  • Sherlock

    #14 it was only slightly funny the first time… Know when to stop

    • Sherlock

      The picture I wanted to come up was The "great art is horseshit buy tacos" one. The order is all screwed up on my phone

  • What

    #29 and tastes great with mustard too!!

  • Kodos

    #28

    Why do I laugh at this poor kitty?

    • Mike Hunt

      It used to be called a Jumpoline until your mom got on one.

  • Melkhiordarkblade

    Michael Jackson used to say that too.

    • Melkhiordarkblade

      #7

      • grs

        HAH now your failure is complete

  • Dan

    #3 Really?? You're advertising a sexual kink where CHILDREN can read it? Unbelievably arrogant, and grossly inappropriate.

    • videologic
    • progress without you

      Two options:
      1. you're serious, in which case you and your retarded beliefs will die out before long
      2. you're kidding, in which case you need to work on your delivery

      • Dan

        Retarded? Ok, that's pretty offensive to many, but that's another topic of conversation. Enlighten me then, how is publicly announcing a sexual perversion acceptable, and not in horrible taste and selfish judgement?

        • Boomer Sooner

          Because some people are BORN GAY. Unlike you, who chooses to be an ignorant bigot. It's a sign that is attempting to enlighten hate filled morons like yourself. It says some people are gay, not some people have vigorous, sweaty butt sex. It is in no way offensive.

          • Dan

            Hey buddy, I'm all for homosexuality! Whatever floats your boat and gets your rocks off is 100% fine with me. I just don't know why homosexuals think that anyone on Earth besides their partner, wants to hear about it. This is about common decency, and has NOTHING to do with hate.You drew the wrong conclusion. Also, ignorant bigot?? Wow. So misguided.

            • bizarrogreg

              You just called it a perversion and implied that any public recognition of it is in horrible taste and selfish.

              Yeah, you're all for it…

              P.S. You are an ignorant bigot. Doesn't matter if you want the title or not.

              • Dan

                All for it, where it is deemed appropriate. Behind closed doors would be a good start. I'm not an ignorant bigot, I just have some class. Thanks anyways though.

                • bizarrogreg

                  I'm also not sure that you should go around telling people what to keep behind closed doors when you are so out there with your opinions. Freedom of expression goes both ways, not just the way you choose to agree with.

            • Becca

              The reason it is posted is because of how unfair it is to be homosexual in this country. Get over it, live and let live. We don't have to say, "Some people are straight. Get over it." because no one gets beaten or harassed for being straight. When the government recognizes homosexuals as normal people, signs like this won't be necessary anymore.

        • El Diablo

          Go back to the church of the dammed, you bible thumpin hypocrite. And if you want to talk about sexual perversion why not ask your preacher, I'm sure he has a few to tell.

          • Dan

            Haha! I believe in no God, not that religio has anything to do with this.

        • its_forge

          Being gay is not a sexual perversion, you moron. It's just what some people are. Full stop.

          • Its_fag

            Haha…you're a faggot.

            • its_forge

              I'm not but what if I were, there's nothing wrong with being gay.

              • GotGay?

                So if we were all gay, how would baby's get made?

                • George

                  They wouldn't.

    • bizarrogreg

      Good thing the rest of the internet is totally clean

      • Dan

        The internet has nothing to do with an advertisement on a public bus. Nice try though. The internet has filters for children. Public statements promoting kinky sex acts do not.

        • lemurfart

          i think you are taking it the wrong way. people have sex, big whoop. but i think the advert is just saying some people like the same gender. shouldnt bother anyone. it doesnt directly effect you in any way. as the great Seinfeld said. "not that theres anything wrong with it"

          • its_forge

            This. Or as the meme goes, the 4 year old asks "Why does Uncle Danny live with Uncle Alex instead of with a girl?" "Because Uncle Danny and Uncle Alex are gay." "Oh. Can I have another cookie?"

        • English_Rob

          But they aren't promoting homosexuality, they aren't saying every one should be gay or that it's better then being straight. They are merely stating a fact, that some people are gay,

        • Don't Worry

          Some people are gay (happy), you sour pusses need to get over it (haha, see that, it's humor). This isn't the site for pushing beliefs or what you think is wrong or right. We live in an age now where really all you CAN do is get over it. While I could go into a super long explanation on my thoughts on this subject I'd rather not because there is not point, this isn't the forum for that AND everyone has different views, that's fine by me.

        • bizarrogreg

          It's not a kinky sex act just because it doesn't fit your lifestyle. In fact it has nothing to do with sex. relationships are not sex. It says nothing about gay sex anywhere on that sign.

          You seem to have the need to make it about more than what it is… I am sure that there are better things to do with your time, like perhaps write a letter to the bus company instead of letting your tears roll on a site that has no influence on their ads.

          • ImpressMe

            Ok…. I agree there doesn't need to be a bus banner about it…..just like there doesn't need to be a bus banner announcing that alot of people are gingers so just get over it……… Bottom line is why make a big deal about it in any way? The more you put stuff like this up the longer it will take for people to stop thinking of it as "different"…….. Hows about everyone just mind their own business and lead their own lives….. Straight…Bi….or Gay…. If you don't like it, don't do it….. and whatever you do like, fine, just don't beat others over the head with it like it makes you special. Now…where are the boobs?

            • Dan

              Shut your mouth, faggot.

              • socalmarti

                Awwww…. It's ok Dan we all know you secretly want to take it up the butt, you can safely admit to yourself now, instead of harrasing homosexuals! 😀

                • Dan

                  Not harrassing anyone here.

                • iheartbuttcex

                  I'd take it up the butt. As long as "SHE" let's me give it to her up the butt.

              • bizarrogreg

                You have some serious issues, Dan

                • Dan

                  As do you, my friend. As does everybody.

              • Dan

                This was potsed by another Dan, not the original commenter.

            • Dan

              I agree with you. "Hows about everyone just mind their own business and lead their own lives". That's what everyone should do.

              • Brittney

                Seems like people that are extremely against the idea of being gay seem to focus OBSESSIVELY on the sexual aspect of it and not the idea its just another human relationship… hmmm..

                Speaking of .. years ago the majority of people were homosexual. In Rome they actually had to dress brides like men so that the men would start to be okay with the weird (to them) idea of being intimate with a woman.

                Just sayin. Stop hating. You make me angry.

    • OH MY

      I think if you got the money and want to pay a business to advertise it . Go right ahead. We need more money spent in small businesses. We live in a free America not Russia or China. Long as the ads are pg or pg 13 for that matter who gives a shit what's on them. If you think every kid is influenced by what they read on the side of a bus you are nuts. Using that logic every kid that ever played Grand Theft Auto would be killing everyone in sight and stealing their cars. This closed minded america is frightens me. Lets just lock kids in boxes till they are 18. I guess that's the best way to handle the situation.

      • intel

        Stopped reading at ' we live in free America '…….

    • misscsr

      Whether you realise it or not Dan, you are rude, offensive, uneducated and bigoted.
      Now will someone shove a cock in his mouth to shut him up.

    • Danlovesthecock

      What, what? In dans butt

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #16
    Somewhere, Jackson Pollack thanks you.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    "Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes all stupid."
    Classic shit right there.

    • hmmm

      that's how #26 made me feel

  • chron247

    #29 LMFAO!!!!! That's ridiculously funny. I guess it's good to keep track of that kinda thing.

    • HeadsOrTails

      I need that on my towel.

  • GatOner

    #5 Kinda cracked me up.

    • Becca

      Glanced at your name and had to look again because I read, "GoatOwner"

  • Matticus

    #19 the girls in the photo look like they're in their early teens… talking about anal sex and dripping blood on their Facebook >_>

    • MattyDeuce

      pretty good way to avoid teen pregnancy if you ask me…

  • MissVega84

    #28 WHUUUP WHUUUP WOOOMP WHUUUPPP WHUPPPP

    • SmokeyTheBear

      It just sounds like two robots raping each other, and a 3rd one watching.

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