Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • Lando

    #51

    That is one helluva' way to close the Hump DAR.

    • n_odie

      #45
      Definitely. I think 45 was a much cuter but then I look again at the closer and all I can think about is… dat ass. ❤

      Curse my first world problems.

      • LOLMAO

        TRY NOT HAVING RUNNING WATER LIKE IN AFRICA LOL! 4TH WORLD PROBLEMS FTW LOL!

      • dedubs

        #51's ass and #45's face please

        • DrGarnicus

          Yup yup!

    • O_o

      Must… Go … To … Restroom …. Now…

    • @lackofabetter

      Tremendous arse

    • Lionel Hutz

      Safe to say best hump ever

    • Notknowing

      I love it when there's a happy ending. SQUISHAAYYY!

    • theDayner

      dear god. I though Christmas was on the 25th

    • NorCal420

      i def said out loud at my desk "thats a MEGA ASS" and my co worker said "chive?" I responded yes. We both gave the nod of approval.

    • tdog

      Nice bubble-booty! Awesome

    • Rook

      one does not simply keep calm when dat ass is displayed

      • Nick

        well said sir!

    • hmm

      don't leave out # 20

      • hmm

        shit……#20

    • B-Ron

      Almost humped the monitor.

    • zezinho

      look at the image its photoshoped.. look at the chair behind her ass lolol

      • Ned_Ryerson

        true story! look at the wall as it comes down on the top of her ass too. oh well, still nice to look at.

      • Tiger Woods

        Way to ruin it for everyone grinch. I was to busy staring at the ass to notice anything else. I've got some bad news for you…

      • Mak

        Chairs are supposed to bend that way,

      • Pretty Smile

        Wow…What a surprise….

      • that dude

        thank god its shopped.. if that was real i was gonna jump out of my window cuz i didnt have it.

    • Hermel

      Love that booty

    • bdg

      #4 Thank you ma'am may we have another or twenty??

      • Geno

        I second that

    • sosha

      very good

    • Matt

      Look at the folding chair in the background….. Photoshop!

  • the_mike

    #31 Awesome KCCO!

    • CowboyChiver

      Hell yeah buddy, KC&CO!!

    • Stephen Neal

      I wonder which one did the spelling….

      • LOLMAO

        THATS FUCKED UP ESP COMING FROM A GUY WHOSE MOTHER COULDNT EVEN SPELL STEVEN LOL!

        • LeO

          Well played man lmao

          • Stephen Neal

            World Champ Stephen Neal, at your service.

        • Stephen Neal

          Chat acronym!

          • CMM

            Stephen Neal also beat Brock Lesnar in the NCAA FINALS!!! BAD ASS

    • patov40

      In the running for "World's Greatest Brother". KCCO dude! B)

    • Simon

      You are one cool Bro!!!

  • putnam120

    #47 just gave me the motivation that I needed to get up and work out.

    • zepp

      actually just gave me the motivation to get up and fap

    • theapprentice

      Jennifer Nicole Lee used to weigh 200 pounds.

    • LOLMAO

      ID WORK OUT HER ASS LOL!

    • FunKiller

      What a fat ass, I think she could lose a couple of pounds still.

    • TheBatman

      What the hell is wrong with her mouth? Normal people don't drink like that… fit people don't drink like that… i just don't get it.

      • Questions

        The question is whats going to happen to that bottle because of her mouth?? I typically drink with my tongue all the way out – partially is just weird…

        • ploop

          i can never un-see the way she is drinking lol

      • Tramp F. Artesian

        The fact that you two are concerned with the way she drinks is more off-putting than the way she drinks.

      • Hmmm

        She's displaying her DSL's!

  • memeGuy

    <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31353198.jpg"&gt;

    #40 was totally worth a broken key!

    • BLIZZARD BITCHES

      WOW THIS GUY IS COOL HE FIGURED OUT HOW TO PUT MEMES ON HIS COMMENTS LET THE UPTHUMBS BEGIN FOR A TRUE HERO OF A MAN LIVING IN HIS MOTHER'S BASEMENT

      • memeGuy

        Thanks for you support. I appreciate you yelling your fantastic comment. It is sometimes hard to hear things from Mom's basement but I read you loud and clear! Now if you can just find a mountain top on which to proclaim your love, and then promptly jump off, everyone would be happier.

    • Trollface

      Try alt+F4!

    • Jebus

      Went to the DAR looking for good comments and all I got was meme guy… Fuck.

      • memeGuy

        What were you looking for? MOAR?!?!!!

        I am sure that you can continue to scroll down and find some of those. If it is insight you want, you are in the wrong place. It's scantily clad women, funny pictures, and a dose of sarcasm here.

        Maybe I could put your comment on a shirt and sell it on theCHIVERY. I would buy a "I came to the DAR looking for good comments and I got was a shitty memeGuy response!" shirt!

        • Jen

          why you even respond, guy?

    • bdg

      #40 Please untie the bow!!!! Winning!!!

  • the_mike

    #27 I am really glad my parents never were that smart.

    My kids are going to hate me!

    • the_jay

      We make ours hold hands or hug for an absurd length of time. That works, too!

      • LOLMAO

        THIS IS OUR "MOM COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE SHIRT BC SHES SO POOR" SHIRT LOL!

    • superyoghurt

      This is gold!! 😀

    • https://www.facebook.com/tony.wiltshire.5 Tony Wiltshire

      Just made mine. I can still smell the sharpie.

  • Devon

    #49

    I think it's safe to say that this is going to be amazing.

    • Firefighter23

      It'll blow your mind!

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      RIP Dave on Wheels.

    • LOLMAO

      YEA DA WHEAT FIELDS OF IDAHO REALLY NEED OUR HELP RIGHT NOW LOL!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Hey, you guys notice that the gif still animates the ribbon, even if you don't scroll over it??…weird.

    • AUSChiver



      . Please.

  • djstout17

    #40 a present? For meeee? I don't think I'll wait until Christmas

    • LOLMAO

      NAH YOU BEEN A BAD BOY YOU GET SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOL!

      • FunKiller

        That wasn't funny enough to be yelling it like that.

        • Tyler Rauch

          If you pull that bow out – good things i will happen

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #8 yuuuppp

    • LOLMAO

      HOW YOUR GF WIPES MY ASS

      STEP ONE

      SHE USES HER MOUTH

      • Graham

        Do not care that you are being a dick for no reason.

        Do care that you are not funny.

        Please become funnier or stop posting.

      • gamerchick26

        How many girlfriends you have= ZERO 🙂

    • Kato

      ^ Boom! Headshot!

  • tigerraider

    #23 No one is immune.

    • LOLMAO

      CAME TO THE ICE CREAM STORE LOL!

    • Yuppp

      Not gonna lie, gets me every time.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #30 that arse!

    • tdog

      That burnt bra is pretty sweet as well!

    • Urinal Puck

      1 pic has wedding ring, the other does not….Hmmm

  • El_profe

    #40 #45 #51 Moar please.

    • Kiki

      Yes, yes & yes… Nom nom nom

      • Tyler Rauch

        pull that bow! pull that bow!

    • LOLMAO

      HOW MANY LEOPARDS DEY KILL TO COVER YOUR ASS #51 ? LOL!

      • Tyler Rauch

        lol all it takes is one

    • Santa

      I'm sorry, you are asking wayyyyy too much of me.

    • tarotjd

      45 is quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world…

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #20 so talented!

    • LOLMAO

      KE$HA IS TALENTED DIS GIRL JUST GOT A NICE ASS THO LOL!

    • VaderWRX

      All of these are great but this is the best ass of the bunch.

    • Earl

      I love hippy chics

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      those dimples!

    • Slim Jim

      well that deescalated quickly

    • Swen

      A perfect example of natural perfection. Any female who would get implants to "fix" a chest like that is doing it wrong!

    • SOhioChiver

      #20 maybe it is just the canvas but either way I think that is the sexiest tattoo I have seen in a long time

  • Jennifer

    #4, #5, #25, #49

    New kid at work never heard of the DAR, we're all watching him scroll the hump dar right now. I've never seen somebody so confused.

    • JohnD

      Hahaha I approve!

    • Earl

      #5 is that a sixth toe!?

      • tralfaz

        Chivette – "My eye's are up here."

      • Babo

        I noticed the same thing! Is it a sixth toe?!??

    • Swen

      I was wondering whether #4 and #5 are supergirl and faceless supergirl trying to give us a face pic without taking credit.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #47 you work out?

    • LOLMAO

      NAH A MAGIC GENIE JUST GAVE HER DEM ABS OF COURSE SHE WORK OUT LOL!

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        i should of put my sarcastic font on

        • Cody

          You don't need to, it was obvious.

          • back to school

            *didn't

        • back to school

          *have

      • back to school

        Oh dear god, the humanity.

      • Yerp

        Please stop yelling

  • thebeefinjector

    #5#20#51 good GOD y'all are HOT!

    • LOLMAO

      ALL ASSES LOOK PRETTY MUCH THE SAME WHEN THEYRE SITTING ON YOUR FACE IN A DARK ROOM AND THEY FART LOL!

  • Moarpolice

    #32 what is she doing to that dog?

    • LOLMAO

      IDK BUT I WISH I WAS THE DOG LOL!

    • This Guy 13

      Don't know but i'm jealous.

    • Notknowing

      Happy ending!

    • naz

      red rocket sparky

    • VaderWRX

      when I die I want to come back as this chicks dog. She'll walk, feed and blow you.

    • Annette

      Looks like she is blowing on his belly!

    • Justsay OyVey

      At least I'm not the only dirty minded person.

    • tralfaz

      What ever it is it looks like he really really likes it.

    • April

      Giving his wiener CPR

    • Mike Hunt

      Uh honey, the dog isn't inflatable.

  • Gmoney

    #40 Purrfection.

    • Yuppp

      You couldn't be more correct.

  • bob_the_cook

    #5- holy hell woman.

    • LOLMAO

      AINT NO WOMEN THAT LOOK THAT GOOD IN HELL GOD KEEPS THE DIMES IN HEAVEN FOR HIMSELF LOL!

      HEAVEN: NO FATTIES ALLOWED LOL!

    • Earl

      is that a sixth toe!?

      • Garden Gnome

        If it is, who cares? This girl is great.

  • Otto

    #22

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore

    • LOLMAO

      SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY LOL!

      • UhHuh

        You are terrible instantly. You won't last long here..

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      You say he grew up to be a worthless piece of shit? Fucking baffling.

    • Mike Hunt

      Yeah because getting drunk around your kids is sooooo much better.

    • guest

      Another inmate in 16, or so, years. Never had a chance.

  • thrannix

    #29 Pro-tip – Rip from the inside. Thanks Jackie!

    • Obviously

      Fuck that, just saw through your arm with a dull swiss army knife. Thanks Aron!

    • LOLMAO

      YOUR DAD SHOULDA WRAPPED HIS DICK IN DEM THINGS SO YOU WERE NEVER BORN LOL!

    • Larry75

      Grab the extra bit on the inside and pull. Just to make it clear to everybody.

      • confused

        That's exactly how I pleasure my lady

    • Urinal Puck

      Pro tip……get some scissors.

      • bones

        Pro Tip #2. Take it off as soon as u leave.. (it's evidence)

  • Tillman61

    #17 And Country Girl in the DAR – this has been a banner day at The Chive. Thank you

    • LOLMAO

      GOOD THINGS ITS HUNTING SEASON IN THE COUNTRY NOW IM GONNA HUNT HER ASS WITH MY BOW AND ARROW (MY DICK) LOL!

      • FunKiller

        Again…just really not funny enough to be yelling it like that.

      • Kyle429

        IS YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK? Seriously, grow up dude. Wow…

        • Thumb yourself

          go thumb yourself fag

    • DrGarnicus

      I wonder if she's single. There's got to be some Chivers by where she lives.

    • El_Hefe

      my god she is soooo plain looking….. 😐

      • TrueStory

        I agree. Let me guess, a bunch of thumbs down for saying it. I love Super Girl. Sorry…

        • really?

          yeah, there will be thumbs down … but you are right.

    • Cartridge

      Still my absolute favorite Chivette.

  • Don

    #1 – What is Prince Harry doing now???

    • LOLMAO

      COCAINES A HELLUVA DRUG LOL!

    • Seth_Michaels

      Whatever the hell he wants.

    • GBE

      more like Phillip DeFranco

      • kenk85

        looks like he enjoys getting farted on

    • Mike Hunt

      What the hell is the guy behind him doing?

  • JoeyW311

    #20 I really wanna see the rest of that tattoo!!

    • LOLMAO

      YEA DOES THAT THING REACH AROUND TO WHERE DA SUN DONT SHINE? LOL!

    • Gordon

      …any working girl on your local street corner has one

    • http://www.thechivefun.com www.thechivefun.com

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      • Billy

        Fuck off already.

  • Jayavc

    #32 That is one happy dog

    • LOLMAO

      BLOWJOBS FTW LOL!

    • Sarex

      You would be too if you where getting a blow job.

  • Boom

    #51 Folks, we have a strong contender for turd cutter of the year. Whew!! That is nice

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      #40 Wins!
      I'd love to unwrap that present.

    • BROKEN CONDOM BABY

      LOL! THATS GROSS ID STILL LICK IT THOUGH LOL!

    • Jezza67

      You're a cunt. Show some respect.

    • TrueStory

      Stop saying turd cutter. We all know that girls don't shit.

    • Mike Hunt

      That's an ass, turd cutter is just the hole. Epic ass at that.

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