Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • trick

    IT'S ABOUT DAR TIME!!!!

    • mobama

      Amazing how much shut they steal from izismile.com

      • trick

        Yea but nobody does it like the chive bottom line

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Even moar amazing how many asshats keep nagging about how a site copies content from another site when that's what the whole fucking internet is based on!!1! Sort of anywaysies.
        So meow take a hot cup of STFU, rectal.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • FunKiller

          Or the ads….wtf's with all the ads!!!!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            winhelp2002.mvps.org/hosts.htm

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • FunKiller

              I use ad block, it's the shiznit. Thanks if you were trying to help me out though. I appreciate your cander.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                So… I conclude that ad block sucks. Hey, you basically said so yourself. Think about it.

                Sig

                • FunKiller

                  It's true….but, it's better than nothing. It's better to be 'kind of' protected than not protected at all……by sister's proof of that (cause she was never conceived, she just ran down my mom's ass crack).

                  • Late Arrival

                    Try Firefox browser with NoScript add-on?

        • Pokes

          When the hell did Paula stop sucking?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            After you came?

            Oh fuck off, that was way too easy.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • Danno

              Me next

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                I was gonna spit it out FIRST but hey, if you're so eager, step right up.

                Sig

        • JWoeBMoneY

          Word life yo! You must be drunk already, or I am, because you're starting to make sence to me. Still, with that being said, I would give my left testy to see you skull fucked by a 500lb silver back gorilla!
          Fuck You
          ME

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            So… A tiny gorilla then? 500lb is about the weight of my left nut…

            Sig

            • That guy

              Wtf Paula, when are you going to let me stick it in your butt.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Well that depends on WHAT you want to stick in.
                A carrot? Firetruck? Yo mamma? Mac?

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – OH NO NOT MAC!!!!

        • GeorgiaRosa

          dead right Paula!

    • trick

      Just now leaving work its like i get paid to chive 😉

  • Rich

    Great DAR

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #10 or one of mac's 20 cats

    • Edmund

      Or Paula.

  • Shitty

    Fuck! The Chive is awesome!!!

  • acupofjoe

    Nothing to see here… #3

  • winfields

    lucky #13 Beaver alert!

    • MattKL

      Someone shaves.

    • Damn

      I'd like to lick that beaver clean ..

      • Man

        Jesus, Keep Calm, dude

      • Mike Hunt

        I'd say it's pretty clean already.

    • gotcha

      jesus christ what happened to her hips, with the arm muscles, it looks likea dude is tucking and some pec implants.

      • Tom?

        So you say no to her question?

      • Mike

        Holy shit, that IS a guy! *Scratching eye balls*

    • Rob

      98% of Chivers' mouse wheels just scrolled furiously up to #13

      • Mike

        Is a guy.

      • Yuppp

        Totally did.

    • Stephen Neal

      "Am I worthy?"
      You prostitute yourself out to a bunch of faceless strangers in order to find self-validation. No, you are not worthy.

    • GoGunners

      yep looks like a dude to me. tucked everything back and snapped a picture. hope you guys haver fun licking that "beaver" hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    • slmlmn

      that shoulder to hips ratio looks like a high school kicker.

    • Sikunt

      either that or she is a swimmer, and that the bathroom is too clean for a guy

    • Max

      That is one enormous pumpkin puss…

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #1 I feel worse for the dog.

    • Detroit_Burbanite

      Waiting for the head swap on this one.

    • Silverstone

      Don't- it's shopped. No Bulldog voluntarily sits for a photo in a Frosty The Snowman Sweater.

  • trick

    And #49 is hella hot enough said ❤

    • trick

      I TAKE THAT BACK SHE IS NOT HOT SHE IS BREATH TAKING!!!!

      • GatOner

        STOP SAYING 'HELLA'!

        • trick

          Ok who died and left you queen of the vocabulary

  • KEVIN

    THANK GOD!!

  • winfields

    Friend of the year award goes to…. #45

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #48 Wow, thanks for brightening my day, really needed it.

  • Gmoney

    # 9 Please dont be the last time. Smokin hot

    • Ryan

      #9 Does this count as a random act of kindness?

    • Hope it's real

      Definitely hot. But looks shopped. Right hip disappears there a bit.

  • bkibbs

    #19 Wall-Zoned

    • Electric Boogalo

      Step a little lower, a little lower, yeah, that's it.

    • Dixie Wrect

      Friend zone level = It's over 9000!

    • LeO

      Its sad cus she can't go high enough for him to see her underwear. Friend zone with extra limits haha

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #23 just in case 1 snowflake falls

    • The Plow King

      Mr. Plow fell on hard times

    • Silverstone

      Dude- that thing has CHAINS on the back tires! It can do 10 snowflakes easy!!!

    • Rholio

      Do want!

  • truth?

    woah? wheres the chicken with the new boob job?!

    • El_Hefe

      Taking more pics of herself and her fake tits in the same bathroom and same sposition 😡

    • Joe Mama

      At your Mom's house?

  • Cody

    Both you guys are gay. Congratsa!

  • IrishChive

    #29 Clever girl!

    • ThunderKCCO

      I don't blame the cat.. If I had the opportunity to curl up with those funbags I'd be just as persistent.

  • DeDav

    #13 #14 MOAR PLEASE!

    • DeDav

      Oh crap wow, I meant #40
      How did I even mess it up that bad???

      • rew$ter

        I was wondering what joke you were getting at with 14.

    • Parkview

      Lol that was the funniest comment I have ever seen

  • DrGarnicus

    #18–now I have four kids. You will be called "Stitchface."

    • Mattman

      Funny but I have to ask: What IS that???

      • DrGarnicus

        Not sure. Looks like some type of beetle. Starsky variety.

      • TheDude

        deepsea Isopod, it's a type of crustacean. Same thing as a rolly-polly

      • TheDude

        deepsea Isopod, it's a type of crustacean. Same thing as a rolly-polly.

      • Tom?

        My research concludes that it's a deepsea Isopod, a type of crustacean; similar to a roly poly.

    • kaaaBLAAAM!

      looks like a giant cockroach. get that thing the fuck away from me. too many legs.

    • dear madam

      That is one ugly baby.

  • pixelogre

    #47 #48 #49 hell of a way to end. thanks!

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #4 Those eyes!!!!

    • Bren

      MoARRR.. so much moar

    • Dylan

      Brown hair & blue eyes is always a winner

    • KCCO410

      I couldnt scroll away for atleast 2 minutes, and then i scrolled back up for another look once i finally did.

    • jesster

      looks like she has some FLBP too

  • Yavorski

    #12 up there but still not the worst spelling I've seen on Twitter

  • ChivePerv

    #36 I see nipple!

    • KyleGamgee

      It's artsy and tasteful, so it's cool.

    • FunKiller

      Mmm nipple.

    • RAS

      This one works for me!

    • Bewildered

      That's just more of her skin rash, like the stuff on her left arm

    • MonkeyMadness

      Meh… the tats make her look trashy.

    • theonlysharky

      MOAR!!!!

  • Scott

    #17 the Mac Faulkner memorial bench for winners

    • Mac

      This is where I write all my tweets.

    • Nro87

      This is at OU. I've walked by that bench for the past three days. Some kind of new construction or something.

  • Rook

    #9 please don't let it be the last time…moar please

    • lemurfart

      agreed!!

    • LeO

      Welcome 🙂

    • Red

      Nice job 1st time girl, now how am I going to go home and explain this stiffy to my wife?

      • moose_nutz

        Bury it inside her.

    • http://twitter.com/Trollfric @Trollfric

      I swear I know this girl… We'll see. IF she posts moar I will know for sure.

    • shoggoths

      great! welcome! please moar!

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