Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • fqfq


    • FNG


    • Deep Dish

      #21 and then took a picture and submitted it to the Chive to get credit.

    • jabroni

      #25 Brothers???

      • Problem or Solution

        Having worked in Africa, I can tell you some Africans I've met are the nicest people in the world. And my understanding is that gorillas are also the gentlest of creatures. So, sure, they're my and each other's brothers in a way you probably wouldn't understand…

  • fqfq


    • FNG


    • Bob

      Ain't shit

  • The man


    • pwned

      wow…that's embarrassing

    • Electric Boogalo

      Cork soaker

  • fqfq


    • FNG


    • addicted to sex

      attention seeking much?

  • Jack


    • KCCO

      6th is very close to first………..Douche!

    • HAH

      except….you're not.

  • jag

    #6 DAMN!!!!!

    • NorCal420

      i wanna die and come back as that tye-dye wrap

      • addicted to sex

        why not just stick your dick in her?

        • NorCal420

          hmmm… interesting idea. but the USB port is too small on this computer :/

    • So_english

      aaand push ! XD

    • Visitor


    • Will

      Finally a comment I don't downvote

    • Dale


    • el duderino


  • xjrich
    • NKOTB

      She actually looked better with her shorts on. Weirdly shaped body.

      • LayinItOut

        You're a critical ass who probably spends too much time watching trashy tv and looking at magazines. that is a beautiful girl and anyone who says otherwise has their head up their asshole. I'm SURE that you have a stereotypical "perfect" body? Suck it.

    • CDS8

      Usually i just see the pictures of girls and just keep going but i actually stopped and looked at this one for a good minute and was like she is gorgous

  • johnnystyle25

    #46 Wow!

    • Nick

      I'm suddenly more fore fond of the season now than I was previously…

    • Jerry


      • KyleGamgee

        #46 Merry Christmas, everyone!

        • JustAnotherGuy

          It's a tit bit nipply out, it's breast to stay inside, don't your shrink?

    • MattKL

      Yet another reason
      I love the season.

    • da fuk

      holy fuckin jizz

    • Scott

      Yeah Wow is about all I say right now because I have no blood in my head.

    • TheVanityScore

      yay nipple!!!

      • Ummagumma

        Couldn't have said it better myself. Nipple!!

    • Dan

      MOAR please

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      The Chive is losing it…

      – the one you love to hate

      • GeorgiaRosa

        hmm, I'm like..likki lee…* i follow, i follow you deep sea baby* ;P..

    • Matt


    • AT26

      Bolt on tits are never a Wow! Cheap whore.

      • Yuppp


      • Ron B.

        Shut your whore mouth

      • Red

        Gay much AT26?

      • amplexus

        Ass tickler 26 is offended 😦

      • Acdc

        Shut your cocksucker.

    • TrEEd000

      Its a Christmas Miracle!



      • KalEl24

        There is no more. That's the most they can show.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Well, there is a little NIP in the air…..did I say Nipple?

      • moe.man

        Tis the season to be merry…My names marry…No shit?

    • Bryce

      Holy shit. Wow. Amazing.

    • stiffbiff

      My stocking is now full.

    • j6251c

      Words cannot express how happy this made me.

    • John bishop

      Jingle bells jingle bells nipples all the way…. Hey!

  • Chivette

    Sweet tits early DAR!!

  • LeO

    Thanx for the nipple ❤

    • yahtzee09

      Well, time to add a new keyboard to my Christmas list because mine is a mess…

      Thanks, Chive!

    • RisingSun

      tits the season to be jolly!!!!

    • JHL1

      Christmas came early for me!

    • anon

      are you all 12 years old? It's just a nipple…

      • amplexus

        Yes, yes we are and we are always pleased with such wondrfulness

    • myk

      BEAUTIFUL !! thank you for sharing !!

  • OhioChiver

    #46 Mine too. May you and all of us have a wonderful Chive Christmas this year.

    • MattKL

      Same to you and yours, sir.

  • Dickleg

    Mr Ed gets his christmas wish #35

    • DrGarnicus

      I always liked those types of Bose speakers.

    • bingo

      Those rugs are so creepy.

  • 'Merica

    Sluts! Sluts everywhere!!!!

    • KCCO

      not our fault we're better looking than you. no need to call us names 😉

  • alan

    #4 god i hate instagram

    • Unfkngblvbl

      You do know that can be done with a real camera, right?

    • dNASTY

      has nothing to do with instagram. you just dont know anything about photography

    • Ayeeee ;)

      ignorance really is bliss to some people…

    • Chris

      That's not Instagram, Alan. It's called depth of field.Take #34 for example; that sweet ass in the mirror is in focus but she is blurry. The smaller the depth of field setting, the more blurry things become that are not at that distance from the camera.

      • Deep Dish

        Ignorant people giving you the thumbs down. If you say something besides "boobs" "MOAR" "thanks for making me tear up, Chive," etc, you're gonna get a thumbs down.

        I don't know of any cell phone that has an aperture wide enough to take # 4.

        • gr8fuldad

          how do you know it was taken with a cell phone??

          • Jawbone

            Retards arguing. Awesome.

            • alan

              you guys are assholes, next time I'll just say "first"

  • r1rider

    all I ask is for #46

    • Tyler Rauch

      she wont fit in my stocking….

    • neolith

      Now I know what I want for christmas! 😀

  • Ryan

    #46 Nice Tree

    • MattKL

      I have news for you…

      • Ryan

        By tree I mean tits of course….

      • STFURetard

        I have news you for you…

        • MattKL

          I have news you for you…

    • Silverstone

      OMG…I have those same curtains!!!

    • Dr. Evil

      All you noticed is the tree? I think it's totally cool that you're gay!

      • Ryan

        Ya..the fucking tree is ALL I saw in that picture. You are so dumb.

  • PETA

    #1 that's a weird earring.

    • MattKL

      Organic though.

    • whos.mike

      For her next photo gallery, "HOW TO TURN YOUR EARRINGS INTO DINNER."

    • blake

      that's also a dude

    • Marty

      It gets weirder yet. Turns out that is a Thai Transvestite Performer
      that baby monkey is nibbling on. FANTASY RUINED! lol

    • MonkeyMadness

      The Chive sure does love she-males.

  • El_Hefe


    What's for dinner.. oh i dunno… beer and a rock

    • braverybracelets

      Is that a conch shell?

  • alan

    #46 my goodness you are stunning

    • Lugh

      While I agree that this is an awesome pic of a girl with a fantastic body, we don't really know if she is stunning or not. She most likely is, but she could also be a total butterface.

      But nips 4tw, anyway.

      • its_forge

        With a figure like that she'd literally have to look like Don Rickles to qualify as a butterface.

  • r1rider

    #39 keep going …

    • Plum

      PLEASE MOAR!!!

    • hootie bootie

      my mind is literally fucking over itself thinking about that sweet unattainable ass…

    • DrGarnicus

      I thought this was on point, and still do, then I saw #46

  • John

    #46, Simply stunning!!! MORE!!!!!

  • n_odie

    #26 This is what the chive is all about! Friendship and laughs! Just needs liquor. ;O

    • El_Hefe

      I don't think liquor would be good for his UC…

    • dirtysteve

      liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

    • LucyLoo

      I don't think they're old enough for liquor!

      • alan4747

        Have had UC since I was 13, Not once did I get any girls flashing for me )= also as a now 23 year old, I drink all the time and it hasn't stopped me yet!

        • Shenanigans

          I've had Crohns for the last few years and had 60% of my digestive tract removed. Since the alcohol doesn't spend much time in my digestive tract, I can drink more and more, take a poop, and be nearly sober!! Always have to find an upside to a shitty situation. That way the disease can't win.

          • Beth

            I've had UC since I was 15. Lost my hole large intestine at 20. It can be rough but the more you keep calm the better off you will be. Oh and drinking w/o a colon…awesome!

            • Shenanigans

              Right?! I've got 7" of my colon left and it just goes with the flow. We should drink competitively. Best of luck to you, to this man in the photograph, and to all those with this hateful disease. Stay healthy and Chive On!!!

              • jones102

                I got UC when I was 17 and haven't had any problems but you guys scare me! Glad it worked out for you though

          • Yum Yum Roll

            I hate to interrupt the chain of serious and admirable replies…. but I giggled like a school girl at your seemingly unintentional pun of the "shitty" situation.

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      this and #27 made my day..the reaction on these girls' face is priceless

      • amplexus

        WE need moar of the girl in the light blue, or hell just moar of all 3.

        • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver


  • tdog

    TGIF #31

    • keystone183

      Good to be in texas…

      • Kiesa


        • Boom

          This is the nicest ass I've ever seen in my pitiful life and this pic is even better than that Christmas tree girl.. But tree girl shouldn't feel bad about herself because she's the second hottest thing I've ever seen.

    • absure2

      nice girl

  • Dickleg

    #46 That's not even a nip slip. That's the goods.

    • Yuppp

      Haha, Dickleg? That's one of the more hilarious names I've seen on here for sure.

  • saskchivertoon

    #46 HO HO HO-LY SHIT

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