Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • marc

    i hope this ruins someones first comment

    • Tiber_Septim

      Pearl Harbor day and Japan just got hit with a 7.1 earthquake. there's some irony there, somewhere

    • jkc

      #14 she is snapping her fingers too…she is soooo hip!!

  • LeO

    #20
    Lady bane is Fucking hot!
    Its Friday woo hoo 🙂

    • MattKL

      I have the weirdest boner right now.

      • LeO

        i wonder what a BJ would feel like from her in that costume.. Hmm I'm gonna think bout this 😉

        • strayacunt

          if you got a bj off her i would expect jigsaw to come out. i want to play a game….

        • DB Conor

          No BJs. You might as well marry her AMIRIGHT?

      • Uncle Dirty

        Somebody break it off and leave it in you?

    • scoopit

      now you have permission to be my bride.

    • Awesome guy

      Nicole Marie jean enjoy

      • Alex

        May your wife be as fucking awesome as you are! You just made my day 😀

    • Kodos

      ".. your pride is ashes.. you have my permission to fap."

    • Guest

      That's Miss Nicole Marie Jean!

    • Bimwad

      Why Bane, you've gone all gorgeous. Your eyes pierce me, pulling me in. As I near close enough to whisper, I exhale…"do you have more leather?"

      • Poetry Snob

        Plus one for the poetry, but you did leave out "death"…

  • http://www.facebook.com/cassandra.boulanger Cassandra Boulanger

    #25 totoro

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #20 Lady Bane can kick my ass anytime

    • justin cider

      I thought you said "lick"

  • hater

    #31. I used to be an adventurer like you, then I became a Christmas tree.

    • bob

      tell me the tale of how you got that light bulb imbedded in your knee.

  • Dbo

    good stuff chive

  • Still_Counts

    #14

    The people around her seem embarrassed by her.

    • g3nXsLack3r

      And THAT is when you know you're doing it right. Not a fan but good for her.

      • Etown

        Mom, Demi Moore showed up again and she's refusing to leave!

    • cougarshotdown

      they are, you should read the whole story

      • lat297

        what's the whole story?

        • Underbaker

          It looks to me like they don't even know she's there, but yeah what is the whole story?

    • poopman

      let me guess, she considers herself to be "super nerdy"

    • daron

      Plastic surgery can make people look less awful. Case in point.

    • ChrisDG74

      #14 Lenny Kravitz wants nothing to do with her, and he's 48.

    • Topgunn601

      Is that her kids in the first pick

      • ADhfhdhhd

        Those are the Brant brothers. Asshole rich kids who have somehow embedded themselves in celebrity circles

        • Firefighter23

          Didn't Soren Bowie write an article on why I should hate them?

    • MonkeyMadness

      You got a famous hot MILF at a party and the virgin on the left is texting on his phone.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        you mean that GIRL with short-hair?
        —cause that would be all kinds of kinky

    • Plurp

      They did a great job keeping the bongs out of the pictures.

    • Rett

      Hipster Demi is sorta hot, in a beer-goggly kinda way.

    • uplim

      Her legs in that second pic, woof! They look rough

      • James

        Rough? Maybe for a 25 yo, for 50 she looks amazing.

        • DrGarnicus

          For shore! I mean, FIFTY…my God! She's stunning. That's why Hef keeps getting them younger. I'll take Ms. Moore!

      • mikeraw

        my thoughts exactly…

    • PnB

      Demi Moore's new fragrance line is going to be called "Smells Like Middle Age Desperation."

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #9 Lots o' people take the front wheel with them so a thief can't easily ride off with the bicycle they've just stolen. Guess it's the thought that counts. Thanks for the coffee!

    • jim thorton

      True, or could be the wheel was normally there and that day it wasn't. Either way, thanks for the coffee

  • trav

    #34 i wish i could say that i've never been there

    • Vow of Silence

      And how many more views does this guy now have thanks to the Chive… at least one more for sure.

      P.S. I sound like shit and want to crawl back to the false comfort of my self-perceived voice that sounds way cooler.

    • Global

      I actually looked this up after seeing this…

      • Globall

        Deleted Wtf. Just saying that there was a bunch of KCCO in the comments

        • Global

          Oh and btw if you didn't watch it… The thickness of the carpet supposedly changes your voice… Yup… True story…

  • scoopit

    #23 this is how awesome we all think we dance when we drink.

    • fed

      i'd say, the two air kicks are kinda awesome

      • Hara

        I was listening to the rhythm break in Rodrigo y Gabriella's Diabo Rojo when this scrolled up, and it was fucking awesome. Highly recommend.

        • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

          I am waiting for someone to post "It's called "kwumping," you idiots. That's Q-Doggz, the greatest kwumper on the West Coast." Fucking kids these days…

          Excuse my ire… I'm hungover and just walked past Occupy Broadway between 60th and 61st. I am a liberal and those fucks are absolute pieces of worthless shit.

          • Former Python, Monty

            That was all actually quite funny, especially the liberal and occupy bit.

  • xjrich

    MOAR OF #4

    • Logic

      Looks like Sunny Leone to me, definitely nsfw

      • Cringer

        Yup, warning: hot as tabasco in your eyes!

    • Daniel Tosh

      so hot

  • Still_Counts

    #26

    Faith in old people restored 🙂

    • brax

      Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

      • LOLP

        On a similar note, I need another shipment to put to work at the banana bread factory.

    • Guest

      Sad that people think the best way to be nice is to give money

    • George

      Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill really is an old vet…

  • RealZoo

    #23 Go home drunk…you're drunk!!!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #1 Hitching a ride. the best way to ford a river

    • Joe

      Or chrysler

  • savagecabbage

    #20 my dick just skipped a beat

    • jay

      I think we can all agree there is something sexy about a lady dressed as a dude who has a cool voice and fought batman.

      Now I will talk to my co workers in Bane's voice until lunch.

    • PnB

      I am sure you and your dick have never skipped a beat.

  • farscapestuey

    #23 Embassy of Silly Walks called….You're hired

    • Richard

      Well, it's not particularly silly, is it?

    • The_Ger

      *Ministry

    • Former Python, Monty

      FTW!

  • fubar

    #14
    fuck you lenny!

  • Z_b

    #35 YOLOOOOblllrrrgrgghhg….

  • p1ll

    #2 FTW #14 she has awesome eyes, * bummer you cant see them in this picture

  • Cringer

    #20

    I have the weirdest Baner right now

  • passwordistaco

    #24 Never thought of what it meant! Lol

    • MAJLTCCOLGEN Obvious

      I think it's just that the old beat-up truck would not inspire one to have confidence in their child caring skills…

  • roger

    #14 go home mom, you're drunk

    • Daniel Tosh

      go home GRANDMA, you're drunk

  • http://twitter.com/WaxMustachic @WaxMustachic

    #20 You have my permission to FAP

    Sorry….had to be said.

  • Richard

    #9 No front wheel? Sorry, buddy, but I guarentee you that bike was abandoned weeks ago.

    • Stick

      You know nothing of bicycles.

    • whatever

      Most probably abandoned hours ago (or even minutes).
      As Stick said you nothing of bikes.

      • durbish

        some people take their front tire off their bike purposefully so that no one will steal the bike. good chance that's what happened here. dude does that in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

        • ted

          Yes some people do that but this, but the no front wheel was a new thing. The guy leaving the note had locked his or her bike next to the other one several times before.

  • dreez

    #15
    Took me a minute to figure this one out

    • Just Me

      Wish I could send that picture to my truck driver friends.

      • smallchinaman

        Doesn't the Flying J Truck Stop have WiFi?

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