Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • inigo montoya

    Early DAR!

    • Tyrone Rugen

      How's your Dad?

      • what

        prepare to die

      • Haha

        I see what you did there…

    • bdg

      #24 I remember that back when Chevy Chase was funny.Those were the days

      • King

        He's no BFM, but still funny!!

  • Sappy

    Can someone get me a glass of water? I'm suffering from major first!

    • Red Foreman

      You're a Dumbass.

    • Jay

      here a nice cold glass of go fuck yourself

    • EzZa

      How about a warm glass of shut the hell up…!!!!!!

      • Firefighter23


      • Yeahhh

        Well I'm certainly not going to trouble you for a warm glass of milk..

    • dr313

      not first you big bag of douche

    • Marshawn Lynch

      Hey Fucktard, have you not yet noticed that ONLY huge douchebags post ' I'm first "??

    • Sappy

      Hey everybody, sorry about the first comment. I just realized that I am a big piece of shit, loser that doesn't have a brain and loves penis more than life itself.

      • http://www.facebook.com/elburro.blanco.7 El Burro Blanco

        You really stirred these people up. I bet they hate being interrupted while wasting time online.

    • Sappy

      Way to is on my parade everyone : , (

      • Sappy

        piss* : , (

    • Joe

      I mean, the first thing is dumb and all, but you guys have to admit that was at least a little bit funny… right?

      • what


  • Noidios

    #13 – oh my. what a nice surprise

    • moose_nutz

      Very smackable!

    • Kevrhutch

      We must find her!!

    • zackgonick

      She's just won the DAR! I wonder where she plans to celebrate…

    • ass lover

      dat ass needs my dick up her ass

      • patov40

        I wish David Price #21 would stick a fastball up YOUR ass. Speaking of which, how about Price having to settle for a knockoff KCCO! B-)

  • MylesofStyles

    # Seems legit.

    • Yuppp

      Come on, you're a veteran. What happened?

      • MylesofStyles

        My apologies. As I was typing my comment, I was fending off a herd of frenzied, overstimulated, sucrose ingested savage midgets trying to commandeer my tablet (I was at a kids' birthday party).

    • what

      uh ok… #42 ?

  • Z_b

    #16 Bill always gets the best view..

    • SOhioChiver

      Nice little tan-lined fanny! #16

    • boB

      That's why he IS BFM

    • jun

      Best photobomb of 2012.

    • gma

      This is pornography; this shouldn't be here. Chive was certainly never intended to be a porn site. You should post warnings that pornography is present in an image set.

      • Get it right

        Was today the 1st day you realized you were gay?

  • John

    I love you Chrissy

    • FunKiller

      She's not going to take you back, get over it.

    • Chrissy

      Go fuck yourself John. – Chrissy

      • Firefighter23


      • hmm

        haha well played

      • Pokes

        For Christ's sake, somebody make some popcorn!

        • BRAD

          jody loves chochy!!!!

          • SOhioChiver

            you're showing your age

  • bob_the_cook

    #10 TRUTH. Be Safe, Be Kind, Be Happy. KCCO

    • Clarence

      Reminded me of "No man is a failure who has friends…and theChive."

    • gma

      Torn, bent cardboard, shoddy lettering.
      Looks like the final exam to Hobo Signmaking 101.

  • Mattas

    Happy Holidays!

    • nate33uc

      #44 – which Planet Fitness you go to? You are rocking theChive latley btw

  • Roads

    Long Monday at work. Needed to see #16 in the worst way.

  • Nick

    #47 Yes.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      reveal yourself !

  • WindyCityKid13

    #3 #13 oh my goodness…

  • moose_nutz

    #48 Exactly.

    • UhHuh

      Looks more like a girl than the actual lead singer of Garbage.

      • moose_nutz

        Shirley Manson would kick his ass!

        • onekelevra

          It would be a cat fight

  • SOhioChiver

    #3 #13 nice hump DAR!
    #25 Damn girl you are HOT!

  • mothball275

    Can we stop it with the ads with audio?

  • Punny

    #49 He sure knows how to bear the cold.

    • moose_nutz

      It looks bearly old enough to drink.

    • Nope


    • DarthBile

      I am surprised being out in the cold like that he doesn't have ursinus problems.

    • jeff

      what you did there….. I see it…

    • Zucharelly

      ' wondering what bearverage he's having.


    #15 Toronto Ikea monkey – instant meme.

    • moose_nutz

      Man…fuck Carl.

      • FunKiller

        I'm glad you understand the use of punctuation. That could've been a very awkward phrase.

        • moose_nutz

          Yes. That could've escalated quickly.

    • Firefighter23

      What's with the uhhh cop car?

      • moose_nutz

        Go home Carl, you're drunk.

  • fsy

    #31 face wash and a pair of pliers. Some serious black heads.

    • SOhioChiver

      Clean your sink then take MOAR pictures.
      Kinda' far away but from what we can see YOU HAVE A NICE ASS!

    • Firefighter23

      Not talking about her face either! OOOH SNA……actually ewww that's gross to think about now.

    • fendergap

      I saw that also.. Was wondering why she would have pliers in her bathroom.. LOL

    • WTF?

      face wash?
      I'm more concerned with the wipes?

      • Tara

        Does that say Vaginal Wipes? 0_o

    • matt

      this girl is 12….

      • Onfires369

        this is me

        • justsoyaknow

          So, what's the story on the pliers? Maybe we don't want to know. Like SOhio said, cream up the place, and send more pics, plz.

  • alan

    #5 can I owe her dinner too?

    • FatGuy


    • Tyson

      Hate to break it to you, but she's actually dating a Nebraska football player..= /

    • Champ Kind

      I'd take her out for some chicken, maybe some sex

    • hmm

      #5 got switched on you. … unless you want to owe dinner to, what appears to be a fly and a wasp trained in the art of combat

  • Yup

    google "Define Tush" and this picture comes up. Or it damn well should.

    • Yup Fail


      • tonym74

        or #3

  • Scruffy

    #30 I drive past that thing every day, it overlooks our local "all iron" public golf course.

    • SOhioChiver

      Looks like those walking battle machines from Star Wars I think it was call an ATAT. #30

      • Cool

        Good to see some Montana love. Awesome dad, too

    • d'oh

      it's awesome and all but if it were me I'd be on the phone to city planning if I had to look at that all the time

    • hitman219

      Billings MT??

      • megg337

        Definatley BIllings its right by par 3

    • Kirsten

      Makes my day to see my home town repping the DAR 🙂

      • MatthewS

        billings DAR!

    • Ian

      Puts a smile on my face every day when driving by. Billings!

      • Will

        Yes that's awesome to see Billings in the dar!!

    • brett

      Billings on the DAR. we have achieved greatness finally

    • Jay-Christ

      I tough it was like "Darth Vader is my neibor" !

  • LCR915

    #25 Holy mother of breasts….

    • El_Hefe

      You mean Holy Mother of Small Breasts…

      • an awesome chick

        they're like the only real boobs on this site. you're a moron. go eat cow poop.

    • Bart

      she got the crazy eyes

      get out quick!

    • uh..

      Yup still would

  • justChive

    do I just get up and leave work early now?

    • SOhioChiver

      Great Idea…That's it I'm outta here!

  • Signor_TD

    #5 Match Making Chive at it again…Lucky bastard

    • Mike

      Does anyone else find it strange that a single guy has a mini van? Assuming he's single since he's asking for the date.

      • NCChiver

        That's not a Mini-van, either a Dodge Nitro or Journey, Compact SUV

        • http://facebook.com/kccohockey kcco hockey

          single guy here who runs a mini bangbus. sex in the house is nice but women love the thought of being caught and parked somewhere in a van is goodtimes

    • hmm

      I find it more strange that what used to be a guy asking a girl out on a date, is now 2 insects….fencing.

  • Dibo

    #23 Way better love story than Twilight.

    • FunKiller

      Wiley Coyote and Roadrunner are a better love story than Twilight.

      • trl87

        Deliverance is a better love story than Twilight…

        • FunKiller

          Ed Gein and his mother is a better love story than Twilight.

          • JAFitC

            Nice Wisconsin cultural reference. Well played, sir. For those who don't know, Google Ed Gein.

  • Jayavc

    #24 Great F'n movie!

    • moose_nutz

      Classic scene!

    • chopper

      Hallelujah! Holy Shit! …where's the Tylenol?

    • T.C

      Only thing it was missing was Bill F'n Murray!!! But good call nun the less kcco

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