I don’t have enough nopes to give (27 Photos)

  • Big_James

    #14 the scariest one of all.

    • Chris

      I work at Rite Aid and we just put ours back in the box the day we got them

  • FuckUSD

    #2 & #5 WTF

    • Spankachu

      …With fire.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

        I dunno, #5 could be a great thing to have around if used properly..she could clean out your ears for instance, or clear your throat (through your asshole), clean shit out of the garbage disposal, clean dust from hard-to-reach places like blinds and knick-nacks, or retrieve items from behind my work bench.

        • pudge

          #5 could toss your salad during the bj

          • whale huntr

            or take care of your girfriend while u r away on business

    • rimjob

      #5 how's she got enough room to put a cock in her mouth?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #2 Left dudes legs looks like they have ball sacks.

    • Boondock

      The level of steroids and HGH tells me they probably don't have testicles anymore.

    • CoolGuy

      They all look like that!

    • Sick

      Man I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • Dale

      I was thinking little butts. Yours is better.

    • WrongEuphemismMan

      That's no moon! I mean, those aren't legs!

  • Heisanidiot

    #20 That is a new motivational training tool!

  • ColorForDays

    #3 OH GOD

  • bigcityreem

    #20 Motivation.

  • hmm

    #5 maybe a bit downsy

    • Guest

      By downsy I hope you mean I'm down because that chick will suck your penis clean off your body and give you a rim job at the same time!!

      • hmm

        i like where your head is at.

  • Undershooter30

    #1 consists of 95% of worst movies ever made and 4 decent ones

    • Boondock

      Raising Arizona, Con Air, The Rock, National Treasure (First one only), Face Off, MoonStruck.
      A few others were alright, Wind Talkers, Lord of War and 1 or 2 others I can't think of.

      • a-nom

        I'll agree with most of those except wind talkers. that move was pretty damn aweful.

      • Claude

        Face Off was terrible. As was Wind Talkers.

      • FoolOfATook

        Leaving Las Vegas was excellent.

        • Just Shue-t Me

          Despite Nick Cage being in it… Elizabeth Shue FTW!

      • Chiver

        Wickerman was definitely a 10 out of 10

      • nuccabay

        bad lieutenant port of new orleans

      • Jahnny

        Does it include Matchstick Men? Excellent movie

  • misschris

    #1 See Nic Cage BEING Nic Cage in 10 different movies!

  • M27

    #25 Skip

    • Unfkngblvbl

      My heart literally skipped a beat when I scrolled to that pic….fucking literally.

    • freddy boy

      Words simply fail me to even process that photo.

    • a-whole

      Some chicks will put anything in their mouths!

      • Mike


        • Mike

          Sorry, meant to respond to the response below yours…

    • Bro

      Come on let's be honest guys we would still stick our dicks in there, spider or not..

      • Mike


    • 0.o

      fuck that shit

      • Mike

        I wonder what comes out her fart box…

  • Swizzle dick

    #5 that's called the "taint tickler", she may charge extra

    • prostreet68

      DATO? I'd say yes.

  • CowboyChiver

    #2 At least these guys don't skip leg day…

    • DDD

      or ROID day..

    • Boondock

      Yeah, they didn't skip leg days but now they can't skip.

  • Miller

    This is horrible, I can't unsee any of this…

  • lucid_eye

    We have #10 here in Texas, when they feel threatened hundreds of babies go flying everywhere, fuck burning down the house you just have to take a flamethrower to the whole neighborhood.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      *Not moving to Texas*

    • Ari

      What?! We do?? Welp, see you later!

    • bizarrogreg

      So it's an ugly ass angry spider that shoots ugly ass angry spider babies?

      Time to find a new planet…

    • lucid_eye

      They are wolf spider, pretty harmless really, I actually kept one as a pet for a while when I was a kid, but still creepy as hell. Unfortunately according to wikipedia they are everywhere in the world. Maybe they are just more prevalent here.

      • SmokeyTheBear

        I squished one, babies went everywhere…really glad it wasn't on the carpet.

    • tempest

      I found one of these about this size a while back. I sent a pic to my husband at work and we got a whole days worth of Legend of Zelda jokes out of it…. After taking the photo I sprayed it for a solid minute with spider killer. No flying babies. Just thousands of dead spiders. I felt pretty ninja, if ninjas were capable of getting the heebie jeebies.

  • Needlegun13

    #10 *loads weapon*

  • Needlegun13

    #22 Not sure if photoshopped, or…

    • justin

      it is, for sure

      • Reality Check

        No, i think it's real. Pretty sure I've seen this in real life.

        • tv_paul

          It's the Great White North Shark!

        • thedude325

          Ah yes…the shark forests of siberia, actually quite nice in the summertime.

  • CalgarianChivette

    #27 made me smile

    • Clark

      Did Peter Pan not teach you anything? Never smile at a crocodile.

    • Safari Jim

      Working in Africa, waaaay out in the bush, I saw 30-foot long, 5-foot wide crocs… bigger than hippos, even. Made me glad I didn't have to get IN the water.

  • tv_paul

    #14 50% off, just like his singing.

    • sfb101

      Well played sir!

    • Salty Chiver

      Wait, that's a HE?????

    • Pauly's D

      How is his singing 50% off? How is anyone's singing any percentage off? What sense does that make? That was both a stupid and retarded comment, Paul.

      Perhaps something like "it makes sense that he's on people's heads since he likes giving head so much" would have been better. Corny? Yes. But at least it makes a little sense.

      • Gah

        Easy there jersey shore, I think what he may have been saying is that Justin beiber is a douche bag? Am I correct in assuming this?

      • snookie vajayjay

        Sure anything can be % off. Like Pauly's D is a 100% a douchebag.

  • louistulley

    #17 Goatse bomb??

    • Juju

      Best part: No Laughing Matter

    • Jezza67

      Northern Territory News, greatest newspaper in Australia.

  • Hrdwood

    #4 Too much catnip will definitely put a monkey on your back…

  • Kirstie

    Can someone explain #7?

    • John

      Its actually kind of mean. They circle her face in the mirror to say "nope" to. With Legs at a 10, and a face at a 6. Im pretty sure shes better off than the average woman.

      • whistler

        to me it doesn't really look like the same person. maybe the angle is just weird that way but the neck and chin look different.

      • U-G-L-Y

        I think you meant legs at a 10, and a face at a -6

        • A Little Harsh...

          No one has anything in the negatives when it comes to looks. Just 1's like Rosie O' Donnell.

      • Ruttiger

        I agree it's mean. Not what the Chive normally stands for.

    • Salty Chiver

      Reflection of a guy's face in the mirror, top left corner of the picture.

    • thom

      I think they think she is unattractive. But not sure.

      • Boondock

        Correction, she is unattractive.

    • ShaHiROHara

      I think she took the picture with the intent of showing her outfit and leaving her face out of the pic but didn't realize it was reflected in the mirror. Or some shit like that.

  • ps86

    #10 babies, good god all the babies, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that

    • Boondock

      Careful, you'll anger the pro-life villagers.

      • MrSelf-RighteousMan

        Maybe you should just self-abort and save us your attempt at wit…

    • Bojo

      400 BABIES!!!!

      • Bassmint_Stile

        And they'll be fast as Kenyons.

  • sfb101

    #5 Well, could be interesting….
    #25 NO!

  • http://www.moogit.org Moogit

    What am I missing on #7 ?

    • Rob0313

      it's a guy. look at the reflection in the mirror.

      • CuddaWuddaShudda

        Could be a chick… maybe.

  • Jay

    #7 I do not understand, the nope is because we are supposed to find her unattractive? Pretty f'ing shallow…..

    • justin

      She's trying to hide her face.

    • Salty Chiver

      No, the nope is for the guy wearing the clothes, as evidenced by the reflection in the mirror… where the red arrow and circle are.

      • chris

        i don't think thats a guy, just a girl not smiling….. I don't get this "nope" either??

    • U-G-L-Y

      The point is that she is so hideously ugly, she looks like a man. Leo has a cruel sense of humor. That is all.

    • LineHog

      like the asian and colored girl above her is any better looking!

    • Imzkid

      Poor form nonetheless.

    • aceldama

      Yeah, I think the point is that she went to the work of not having her face in the shot, only to then have it seen in the mirror anyway.

      • MissVega84

        its trying to show that by cropping the photo she failed to hide her face because of the freakin mirror.

        Jeeze goobers 😛

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