A few random facts that might catch you by surprise (27 Photos)

  • Jean K. Jean

    I got bored yesterday so I put my penis in a hot dog bun and covered it with condiments.

    • lat297

      That was very informative and in keeping with the spirit of Christmas. Thankyou.

    • Mike Hunt

      I hope you made it a chili dog

      • KCCO

        HA!… Mike Hunt. Classic…

    • Jack Burton

      A vienna sausage in a hot dog bun?

    • betty

      so what did you put in the rest of the empty half of the bun?

      • Gah


        • lawnguyland


    • Chicocko Dog

      I'd think it odd if a man hasn't done this at least one in his life…

      • socalmarti

        And then there's the days I come to theChive and learn too much about men….

        • SmokeyTheBear

          Don't judge us all please.

    • Don Von Bon Basco


    • Smitty

      Did your girl friend then Bobbit-ize it?

  • Jesse

    #5 That should really be done everywhere

    • Nec

      Why? You wouldn't know it, you are "dead"

      • TheDoctor

        And to qualify no one must come to your funeral, so no one will hear the poem anyway.

      • Jess

        Because every life deserves some recognition when it's over, even if it's from a stranger.

        • ConstableDubs

          Let's not try and romanticize death. It is what it is.

  • Jean K. Jean

    #9 I think I should move there. I've come dangerously close to being caught where I live now.

    • iaDF!

      How's it going Dexter ?

      • Dexter

        Pretty good, but that episode two weeks ago about my dark… whatever, that was actually just Sarah McKay's butthole.

    • lat297

      made me lol 😀

    • Jack T. Ripper

      I know what you mean….Im running out of places to hide the bodies here……………….

  • crusher44x

    Everything on the internet is true.

    • JSJ

      Where'd you hear that?

      • Open minded

        Most likely on the internets.

  • Wet_tosti

    #1 You ssshhal not passsshh!!!

    • Grant

      To the Balrog: …and I shlept with your mother.

      • herp de derp

        you're the man now, dog!

    • Blunder

      Rule number one: How do I know you're not a Balrog?

    • Si1entStatic

      and instead of "run you fools" he would add, ssshuck it Trebek!

      • Guest

        Literally lol'd at that one – heard it in his voice. Well done!

    • Tatyana

      That. Was. Awesome.

    • ZPow

      Personally, I'm glad it went to McKellan.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      this one is bullshit

  • ston

    #9 When is the next Justin Bieber concert due to be there ? I like those odds

  • Bubba

    #12 *was

    • Firefighter23

      Except that time in 1945.

  • lat297

    #4 The first one: "Hey Monica, can you come in here please? I have something to show you…"

    • tv_paul

      The second was to a dry cleaner asking can you get any kind of stain out.

      • lat297

        That, or "Hey IT guys, how do I get rid of my sent messages history?"

  • Codes

    #6 who took off their helmet to check the smell?

    calling bullshit on that one

    • Kodos

      "That is illogical… odors cannot travel through the vacuum of space." – Mr. Spock

    • http://www.facebook.com/ben5j83 Jason Benjamin

      When they got back in the station or the shuttle they would have taken off there helmets and suits. They would have smelled differently than when they left.

    • danhimself

      maybe some space got in while they had the door open

    • Observationalist

      Assume they were smelling their suits, which would have been heated to extreme temperatures during the walk. Hence the hot metal or seared steak smell.

    • Mom

      Some people can breathe in space- Morgan freeman

      • goatpunch

        I didn't want to "laugh out loud" at this one but one thing led to another. I bring your upvote total back to zero. Also, i banged your mom, mom

    • Grumpy

      Oh sure, blame the smell on "outer space."

  • Lewis

    Number 5 isn't true. I asked a mate of mine who lives there, and neither her nor her mother had ever heard of it.

    • lat297

      That's not exactly proof is it, science-boy?

    • Alex

      Well how would they if they know all of their family who is alive?

      I lived ~30 minutes away from Amsterdam for 18 years, haven't heard of it. My dad's girlfriend, who is from Amsterdam, says it's true so who knows.

      • Tyler

        They probably havent heard of it because like you just said, they have next in kin.

    • ZachBob


  • AstroMikeDexter

    #2 – But I doubt even he can pronounce his name.

  • nbree

    #3 And he's also a pit bull advocate. Which makes him even more badass.

    • Danny

      he was also the lightweight and welterweight boxing champion in prison. PURE badass

      • BudHa

        he also takes roles as bad guys because i doubt he is right for the role of man in mid life crisis who goes on zaney adventure or awkward nerd who can't find a date

    • Kato

      He's also almost 70 years old.

  • 0331

    #15 I could not afford to go. #21 More actors should aspire to the same.

    • Firefighter23

      Yeah I'd run out of money at Top Gun. I have the movie quoted on my fire helmet!

  • chrsswitzer

    #3 #6
    he was also a boxer and convict
    and 6 says upon their RETURN so when they got back in the shuttle and removed their helmet probably noticed an odor on their suit prob like iron

    • Courtesy Flush


  • Kodos


    Blow it up and start over.. because burning it in 1967 didn't take.

  • Alex

    Hmmm, where have I seen this ENTIRE post before?

    • NikkeD

      I'm trying to figure it out, did the chive post this before or did I come across it through stumble upon?

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      9gag, of course!

    • Guy with a life

      First time seeing it for me.. thanks Chive!

  • Erck

    #10 is also featured in a fairly decent soccer documentary called "Pelada" available on Netflix instant.

    • Claude

      Aren't most Mexican prisons run the same way?

      • Nike

        No, those are maquiladoras.

    • Snuggs

      You can actually do tours of the place too, I checked it out when i was in Bolivia last year.

  • Just Sayin'

    60% of the time, statistics on the internet are fake, ever time.

  • Jojo

    #20 Dammit!

    • TheVanityScore

      thanks chive now the ego boost is gone.

    • Kevrhutch

      I was wow I should buy them now!! But just think of the disappointment of the girls face when seeing it after seeing the MAGNUM wrapper

    • asnydes

      Doesn't matter, had sex!

    • http://facebook.com/dyquen Dyquen

      Magnums are way too common to buy. You wanna impress the cashier, buy the Magnum XL and fill them out in front of her.

    • hungwell

      personally I find them to be quite snug…

    • mat

      the only difference between normal and 'magnum' is that the reservoir tip is larger in magnum. The actually size is the same

  • Trash

    #17 gender agreement fail

    • Chester

      She/her = Koko. He/him/his = Mr. Rodgers. No fail here, but it could be more clear.

    • Really?!?

      #17 Fun Fact: it's Mr. ROGERS (without a 'D' you dipshit)

  • Chester

    #22 Nice story, but are we talking about one dog or multiple dogs? And does anyone know how exactly the soldiers' lives were saved? Must be some story.

  • OhioChiver

    #26 Just like the internet, the devil is in the details.

  • Jon

    #2 probably talks too much

  • aceldama

    Koto really went heavy on the steroids and HGH between #16 and #17

    • ccc

      GGH, not HGH.

    • IMVHO

      It's easy to get them confused.

      Signed (literally),
      Sammy Sossa

    • Igoogledit

      About 20 years difference between the pics. B&W = 70s, Color = 1998.

    • Courtesy Flush

      Merica. MacDonald's and beer.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #9 – no one is shocked.

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Thank you Democrats?!o.0

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