Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

  • Ozmataz Buckshank

    #6 MOAR

    • Richard

      I want to jump her bones.

    • herp de derp

      she gives me a bone-r

    • pep

      Punny comment about skeletons and erections

    • VaderWRX

      Here's her tumbler page. She has a mixed bag of NSFW stuff and random pics.

    • Carry_On_

      I think you meant to say, "more". Any way, Keep Calm & Carry On, everybody.

      • Nope

        Umm, shut up.

  • hater

    #15. 25 points to Gryffindor!

    • brad

      I bet this only changed when his publicist or PR person found out – that's not good business Daniel.

      • Nope

        You are a very attractive human.

    • Firefighter23

      But I same every damn day……

  • Cartridge

    #27 please find

    • Richard

      I think her name is Debra Morgan.

    • Sal_Paradise

      Seriously . . . I think I'm in love

      • Seuss

        Looks a lot like Jennifer Carpenter, but I don't think it's actually her

    • https://www.facebook.com/marshall.ladd Marshall Ladd

      Please! Find her

    • SOhioChiver

      Let me introduce you to my little friend, I call him "bacon". #27

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #19 So much WTF I don't know where to begin…

    • KAFman

      …The one time a horsehead would be applicable, he gets naked instead.

    • TheMoose03

      That dog's pectoral muscles are incredibly well defined. Must be a pure bred.

    • OhioChiver

      Thats the most ass he's got in a while.

  • hugh.m@rshall.us

    #2 Not exactly the Chiver attitude you have there, bub. Glad you did the right thing THIS ONE TIME.

    • jlhimself

      Yeah I also got hung up on that. What kind of attitude is that, sounds like one of those asses that will be the reason for a car crash.

    • Bill

      What a dick. Put my indicator on today to change lanes and some beetch speeds up to close the gap. 15 seconds later I'm still indicating travelling along and have to merge – the beech honks at me!

    • road rager

      Wow. What an ass.

    • Tr993

      "I don't typically let people merge in front of me"…..because you areva typical asshole.

    • Texas

      That's Oklahoma drivers for you…

    • smallchinaman

      It looks like he is in a turn lane to get on the interstate. My guess is that during rush hour, the line to get on the interstate gets long, and you always get some prick that is too important to wait in line like everyone else. So they poach on the people that have been waiting. Those are the people that are the real asses.

    • mike

      I believe a good name for this guy is ass hat. ass hat Magee

    • MattyMo

      You can drive discourteously if you want to but then you should change your name to HughJackass…

  • scoopit

    Who's got two thumbs and in love with #27 and #31? THIS GUY!

    • Blue Bronco

      Who has two thumbs and loves to give blow jobs?

  • KAFman

    #38 Clever shop chop. Havn't seen a good one of those in awhile.

    • Derek Vinyard

      Can't tell if this is minor racism or not…..

      • JHL1

        Chocolate is never racism

  • grumpy

    #6 – when did all these models become nothing but skin and bones?

    • KAFman

      Anyone remember the anatomy part of the old encyclopedias? You know the clear pages that you could turn and peel systems away?

      • grumpy

        Oh man, I had forgotten about those! They were cool. It was the closest thing we had to interactive special effects in the 70s.

      • p1ll

        Yes I do , it was so cool as a child to peel back the layers / pages

  • Tankus

    #23 Is that everywhere in the US? Because it's AWESOME!

  • compensate much?

    #37 this man has no penis

    • Lame

      I bet it's bigger than yours.

    • TheVanityScore

      i dont think thats it. i think he just has a lot of money to put together stupid vehicles lol

    • Imzkid

      The clown has no penis.

  • MattKL

    #7 Can't you just give 'em the death penalty instead?

    • herp de derp

      the shoplifter or the kitten?

  • Bee

    #29 #32
    Both could stick those thumbs up me anytime

  • Tankus

    It's not a snowman, it's a vertical snow angel…

    • Erik618

      too much shame

  • shop'd

    #38 oh photoshop. when will you ever stop ruining the internets..(?)

  • twagholio

    #12 that's how I roll

  • A2_tha_MFK

    #2 So you're an asshole then?? In Australia we have an unwritten rule, one for one. In other words; someone lets me in, then I in turn let someone in.

    • http://twitter.com/KR_McLeod @KR_McLeod

      Yeah, wish that was the case here in the States. I always think to myself "Do all these fools not know how to shuffle a deck of cards? One by one is the easiest way…"

      • RooFeeOOO

        I think of it as a zipper. One car at a time from each lane and things would go smoothly. Unfortunately there are people (mostly in Mercedes, BMWs, Audi etc.) that think they deserve to be in front of everyone.

    • Flacenta

      Pretty sure that is an unwritten rule elsewhere. God help you if you let TWO in though.

    • hlzblz

      yea unfortunately in America it seems like the majority of drivers are not courteous and will not let people merge but in the time that same person will do whatever it takes to cut you off (merge) in a very dangerous way just so they can make a second on their travel time. it is pathetic, i will do my best if know someone need to get over to let them in. traffic just flows so much better when you are courteous.

    • Child Please

      In Houston, TX a blinker isn't a signal, it's a challenge.

    • chiverX

      In america we have an unspoken rule, we call it fuck you

      • A2_tha_MFK

        Yep and that pretty much somes up how everyone else views America! Me though; you guys are alright, I actually like the French as well. They've never done anything wrong by me, and I don't hold century long grudges.

    • vulvasmash

      that is the law in canada.

  • noegod

    #15 hate harry potter, but gotta admit, that is awesome!

    • Mathias


      • Mrs. Harrison Ford

        Or Malfoy's dad

        • thedude325

          Or "He-who-must-not-be-named"

  • Renob

    #6 I feel the need to bone her…

    • N8orius

      I see what you did there…

  • foxy

    #5 love that black ass…

    • gclark

      I love both asses equally

  • datazz

    #12 Sorry about your penis bro.

  • p1ll

    #5 in blue, Find her #18 sneaky dog #27 marry me #32 genius

    • Barney Gumble

      #32 is my biggest pet peeve, how the hell do people not remember what side there gas tank is on

  • Abusement_Park

    #35. Since the latest hipster movement……..

    • http://twitter.com/TheWaxster @TheWaxster

      About 50 years ago.

    • betty

      never. and never will. the art is the viewers reaction.
      and all the viewers are correct, the artist is a worthless hipster waste of skin

    • john johnsonator

      I have no doubt that this is art, but that doesn't mean its any good.

    • kris

      Since the invention of photography… Think about it.

      There is no need to depict reality as documentation through art/ painting any longer (what art was prior to the mid 1800s). The birth of modern art. Educate yourself.

  • Richard

    #15 Apparently wearing the same thing every day is "thinking outside the box" for a celebrity. I've never felt so common. 😦

  • witty0ne

    #35 I have been asking that for awhile now.

  • corvallischive

    #27 this guy loves this girl!

    • MylesofStyles

      Sorry dude. She knows my penis' name is "Bacon".

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