Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • John

    The DAR… it's late.


    • The_Orange

      Damn it John, you had one job!

      • wantomas

        No shit Sherlock!!

      • _DoC_

        With pics like that, he probably got caught up having a bit of "me time"

        • The_Orange

          Like which one? I assume #45

    • NcouthYouth

      You sir.. are forgiven. Pay it Forward

    • FunKiller

      #49 Made up for it…..it's cool.

      • p1ll

        when I saw this I said out loud "holy fuck" hubba hubba

    • Iceberg

      it doesnt matter John its Hump Dar worth the wait

    • CheckEngineLight

      Oohh la la

    • HaAAAAAA!

      When I see a nice ass, I know… it's the end of today's DAR and that makes me sad

    • glamis26


    • Bee

      It's ok, your next task is to find ou everything you absolutely can about this girl..

      • Courtesy Flush

        That could be the crazyest ass I've ever seen…..With clothes on.

      • SOhioChiver

        DAT ASS!

      • google

        the first minute of this one is standing up intercourse with clothes on… you're welcome

    • toban

      god bless us, every one.

    • McG

      The DAR is like sex: it doesn't matter when you get it, just be glad you got it…

    • Smaggerdad

      That maybe the most under-boob I have ever seen in one pic.

    • bdg

      #47 I think I'm in lust!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bcbigbuds


    • bcbigbuds

      i almost got first….. next time for sure

    • üäö

      a tampon would fit better

  • TheYesMan25

    #15 NEED MOAR!!!

    • SOhioChiver

      I was so busy admiring her ass I didn't even notice her …shirt. Thanks for Pointing her out!
      KCCO! Happy Hump DAR!

    • Albert Wesker


    • Albert Wesker

      you are perfection!

    • Peniscracker

      Ugly tits, the one hangs way lower than the other one. Wouldn't do!

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #3 GET OLDER

    • not me.

      Aaaand an upvote for you, sir. I've upvote you for your name as well if I could.

    • TheVanityScore

      how old is she?

      • Truth

        Old enough to get pregnant.

      • goatpunch

        16 in the olympics I think. She might be seventeen now. Good luck trying to impress HER

        • TheVanityScore

          in a couple years she might be a catch once her meme fame goes away. and in a couple years i mean when shes like 21

          • goatpunch

            I don't think john put this here for reasons of sexiness. I think it's supposed to be funny because she is signing a poster with her “not impressed” face. It's cool she plays along with the whole meme, and takes it in stride. People wanted to know her age. I told em. She is definitely too young for me even when she turns 21. Good luck young dudesFrom: notifications@intensedebatemail.comTo: lylelylelyle@hotmail.comSubject: TheVanityScore replied to your comment on Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

    • pedo

      Or take her on a Vegas getaway. Nevada consent is 16, 😉

      • Guest

        Also has to be within 3years, as in a 16 couldn't be with a 20.

    • longshot421

      Yes. Up vote. For whatever reason, I can't on my iPhone, but reassured, you deserve many up votes.

    • jesus

      it's a strange way to hold a marker… she doesnt know how to write!!!!!!

      • Epic_Failure1

        As long as she can make food and clean, I can teach her the rest

      • nathan

        i just noticed that after your comment. wtf! i thought she was going to be hot until i saw that. can you imagine how terrible a handsky would be from her? she's put your D through her middle fingers and probably bend it! DO NOT WANT!

    • Yuh!

      God I would hit that so hard

    • Bob

      Who is this?

      • Knuckles

        U.S. Gymnast McKayla Maroney. Wiki says she turned 17 this month.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    #10 Oh my dear John…. Still using hot chicks as a cover?

    – Fan testimonial: "Please can you add this to your fan testimonials? – Greg Wells"

    • Truth

      No one likes you Paula.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm squeezing boobs right meow!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Truth

          You spelt moobs wrong…


      Fuck YOU, POWLA! Get to troll steppin the fuck outs the internets!

    • FunKiller

      I think they're called "beards," Paula. As in, "she's bearding the gay from the rest of the world."

    • VedHead77

      What ever happened to the guy who always replied "jizz on Paula hair"? Those were funnier than Paula's comments.

  • CanadaChivette

    #18 ❤ and I HAVE to show love to #49 as well. daaang.

    • heyisTi

      You should be on the list next….yes?

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #3 I'm impressed.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Wait, how old is she?

      • DrGarnicus

        Maybe old enough if she were still in London.

        • Guest

          16 and unbelievably flexible.

          • Olympic banger

            Good enough!

          • hqchiver

            That would be 17 and unbelievably flexible

  • Tillman61

    #7 Cracked me up #49 – A magnificent ending

    • FunKiller


  • TheYesMan25

    #25 YES!!!

  • ATL Chiver


    Noticed John is in the comments today. Care to let us ATL Chivers know if you're going to have a meetup here soon? I think we've earned it!

    • John

      I see all the photos from the unofficial Chive meetups y'all have been throwing and I think it's safe to say that we'll be headed to ATL early next year to join you guys for a beer or twelve.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh get it already!!1!

        They're 'unofficial' because they don't want YOU there!!1!

        – Fan testimonial: "Please can you add this to your fan testimonials? – Greg Wells"

      • FunKiller

        I hope AZ in on your radar too!!

      • Love

        I would only want a dance … With you John.

      • Luke_Vader

        John, any chance in hell you might come to Stockton, CA? All I can say is, "We make headlines". At least come to Sacramento, our 'better half'…

      • M3Jason

        on board for Atlanta meetup. I did not know about the Chive when you had the last Nashville meet. Suffice it to say, Atlanta will be close enough…….

        • Love

          Only 2 hours Jason ! And you can dance w me too!!

      • Kris-ATL

        Bring it! -Kris-ATL….By the way…the next unofficial Atlanta meetup is Jan. 12th

      • Nathan Rigsby

        *Nathan Rigsby and the Atlanta Area Chivers HI-Five John Resig*

      • LSAD

        any chance of coming to Canada..Toronto perhaps…

      • Lamb

        Just don't come anytime before June 16. I wont be 21 by then. Lets have a 4th of July ATL Chive meet-up!

    • ggg

      Fuck yeah. I'll make the trek from Athens!

    • Anton

      ATL Chive-up would be diggable.

      I can't sail there, but I have friends in town. Sweet.

      I'm in.

      S/V Meridian
      Hilton Head Island, SC

    • antonross

      ATL Chive-up would be diggable.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.green.334 Brian Green

      Yes Indeed…say New Years Eve? Im from NOLA and will be in ATL for the Chick-Fil-A bowl, so lets all accommodate MY schedule hahahah

  • wantomas

    #3 What i wouldn't give to disappoint this girl….

  • connie


    I love slutty eggs!

  • gettinIT

    #40 boom shaka laka

    • Mike Hunt

      I love this photo and by love I mean got an erection.

    • Lev


      • The Ponch

        HE'S ON FIRE!!

        • Gusto


  • Zane

    It's about DARn time!

  • Mad_Hittman

    #47 Keep up wit the posts, it seems every time it's less and less clothing on her

    • Robert

      She is a very pretty girl but why is she whereing her sons panties

    • Teddy Roxspin

      She is ONE of my favs.. Damn she's got a body like a coke bottle! MOAR!

    • TheVanityScore

      dang she must have some small nips to pull that off. not a bad thing at all

      • SOhioChiver

        i bet they are like pencil erasers…sure would like to nibble on them.

    • Frank M

      I hope she submits one more pic of herself wearing an outfit made out of kite string.

    • Dirk Diggler

      Mini nips lol

    • DirkDiggler

      Are you guys shitting me??? She has some of the biggest pink nips I've ever seen. Look closer. Mouth sized aereolas man you guys are nuts

      • MforMadison


    • Rick KCCO

      We need MOAR of her

    • Machew

      Aside from the weapons grade body and apparent lack of clothing the toes off the carpet makes this pic all the more full of win. MOAR!

      • Quasi

        I was about to ask, wtf is up with her left foot but maybe it's just the camera perspective.

    • atxtacy

      She has the biggest nipples ever. gross

  • TheYesMan25

    late DAR but #17 made it worth it

    • rampantlion14

      Motion to find her

      • chief slappahoe

        Motion is granted… It is so Ordered.

    • ChiverMedic

      So much Happy in this picture

    • SOhioChiver

      I second the motion
      she is beautiful MUST FIND HER! NEED MOOOOAAARRR

    • FarmBoy

      I'd like to go to the lake with her, i'll bring the six pack, she'll bring the motor boat.

  • Lucais Russell

    I AM GAY!

    • toban

      good for you man, nothing to be ashamed of.

  • Donkey Punch

    #34! She even comes with handlebars!

    • Skipper

      When are we getting another pigtail gallery? Some of us have fetishes that need appeasing.

      • FunKiller

        Agreed, pigtails and knee socks!

        • Donkey Punch

          Fuck. Together? And the baby Jesus was born…

    • Debowceiphus

      Growing my mustache longer now!

    • RodeoSex

      We call them reigns out west here……

  • Dude

    #25 you're hot, but don't attempt to out SG with the bow thing, it doesn't work out

    • Mitch


    • Canadian

      SG? #25 is what i want for Christmas!

      • genie

        Super Girl

        • Hollie B

          Challange accepted 😉

          • someone

            Fuck that "guy." sexy as hell…keep it going…

  • dom

    Hump dad right before I take my business law final in 5 minutes , thank you John for making me kcco!

    • dom

      DAR my bad on my phone

      • Cracka_ass_cracka

        Nice try, the truth is out

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Yeah, that was REALLY your bad.

        • louistulley

          So wait are you saying John is your dad? And you humped him? I'm not passing any judgement until I find out how you did on your test…

      • Love

        Good luck on final 🙂 #28

  • Harry Balasagna

    #45 got a good laugh out of this…

    • HUH?

      should be in with #42. would add to the overwhelming amount of "win" in that pic.

    • Andy Valentine

      #45 used to be an adventurer, until he took an arrow to the knee

    • Fred Flintstone

      hahahaha hilarious. By far the funniest thing I've seen all day. Made my day.

  • peanut3603


  • Otto


    I could stare at that all day

  • FunKiller

    #3 TYNL (too young not looking)

    • techno_viking

      #3 DCLA (don't care looking anyway)

      • FunKiller

        Fuck, who am I kidding….she's f'n hot!!

    • HUH?

      i can tell by the way she is looking back at you. you are looking and she has busted you. perv.

    • Just Sayin'

      Old enough in the UK!!

      • hpph00

        And a large portion of Europe.

    • Macro

      I'd go to jail for 5 minutes with that. That's about 4.5 minutes longer than I'd need.

    • Ric

      Chive you need to start a count down. Its ok to just look?

  • http://twitter.com/Lifeshifter @Lifeshifter

    Dar not available on phones?

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