I want that (36 Photos)

FYI – that's $5600 a year

#16 What a let down, everywhere you go you would start the day out feeling like batman, but then realize your just heading in to your stupid CEO job, making millions, but don't get to fight the joker.

#4 #25 You know what would make this post Awesome-er, is if you would post the websites where I could purchase these amazing inventions. (Where applicable)

#32 – WTF???? "Hey honey, I had to let all the help go. But on the bright side – I've found a way to enslave our pets….."

get some of this: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com

I need #9 for my zombie survival kit.

#12 Is ridiculous! No one can pop just ONE at a time!

#2 its cool but you probably have to change the batteries a lot

Good Way to get raped by a bear.
#4

For those of us not sucked in by apple rehashing the same stuff every year #17 isn't needed. I can use my touchscreen phone with gloves. Nokia 920 ftw.

#11 is just stupid. #12 You know you wouldn't make it past January 2nd with out popping the entire calendar!

I would have loved #24 when I was overseas in the sandbox.

#17 Have!

#22 Got one of these. Making jerky is so simple
#28 Genius!

#24 I NEED YOU , tell me where to get em

#16 #25 – very much want.

#23 Yup… where do I sign? Give me all the wine ice cream you have.

#15 so thats what that is for. I always thought it was to hide drugs.

#7 Suit up on the go, yes please

Got #15 in Reddit secret santa this year. Coincidentally I work in a photo dept.

#14 do i see the makings of a super villain?

#2 – It looks like techology has finally caught up to Dick Tracey.

#29 – I gotta get m one of those!!!

I have #1 and it doesn't work at all. Every time you try to stir something, it all leaks out the bottom.

#17
#18
Where can I get these?! I really want those glasses!!