Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • Hey now

    First

  • http://twitter.com/morosz3 @morosz3

    #1
    John I plead for you to fix Tapiture. It was awesome before.
    Tapping & tagging have changed so drastically. (I believe in the bad way)
    The image change I can live with though.
    KCCO

    • _DoC_

      #1 "You got a real purty mouth"

      • portland

        you know, Notre Dame talked shit about the south too and you see what happened to them. keep talking we will just keep collecting crystal footballs!

        • Guest

          Well, football is kinda the only thing the south has, so good for you.

          • I don't know

            I find it funny his name is Portland since that is about as far from the traditional south you can get. Also, do those crystal footballs you did exactly nothing to earn really validate your existence champ?

        • _DoC_

          Hey buddy, I'm *from* Alabama. KCCO!

      • bipartisan

        DUDE John looks just like George W Bush in that photo!!!!

        • Professor Squeegee

          Or, Engineer O'Brien from Star Trek TNG.

    • John

      I hear you. We're constantly trying new things and perhaps we overreach sometimes but we'll get it right. Anybody remember what theCHIVE looked like 4 months after it launched? There were some misses there. But we're always listening to y'all. Thanks for the input.

      • https://www.facebook.com/toledo11 Matt Orosz

        After I have a heart attack…
        All I have to say is thank you!
        KCCO

    • Don Von Bon Bosco

      yea. And why do you have to put pics of yourself in the thread??? Kinda self indulgent. if you ask me. Do not want.

    • Don Von Bon Bosco

      yea. And why do you have to put pics of yourself in the thread??? Kinda self indulgent. if you ask me. Do not want.

      • Don Von Bon Bosco

        yea. and why do u have to be in pic#1. NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN

  • Schreurs

    Hooray for early DAR! And coverage of #50 never gets old.

    • mike jones

      who is she?

      • LCR915

        Katherine Webb, Former Miss Alabama, and the girlfriend of AJ McCarron, Alabama's QB. Lucky bastard…

        • Daniel Tosh

          someone out there is tired of her shit

          • tosh daniel

            and it aint the kid next to her

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Shes the QB's girlfriend

    • F-U!

      It hasn't even been a full 24 hours! Only in this internet world, can something get old in less than 24 hours. fuck.

    • DUBU2DEATH

      We need more of her bikini pics from the Miss Alabama Competition! Make it happen Chive!

      • Melly

        Or just Google image search her…

        • DUBU2DEATH

          I think they could do better than that.

          • passwordistaco

            Yeah they have a super secret internet they get pics from.

            • luke

              There's a super secret internet?!?
              Those secret-keeping bastards!

              • Pete

                its called the deep web

    • Lookatme

      She agrees. Chick was fixated on the scoreboard the entire game. Can't get enough of seeing herself on it.

  • Sick350Z

    #31 If so I'd love to babysit

    • Mr_fn_T

      if my kids did this, they would be grounded for a year…gotta be responsible

  • truth

    #50 the only good thing Alabama has ever done

    • DUBU2DEATH

      that and hiring Nick Saban

    • Jester1

      Well, that and owned the BCS Trophy the last 4 years…I'm told that's pretty good

      • Stat corrector

        False! 3 of the last 4 years

        • Mike

          The state has the last four.

        • fgbfjb

          Auburn is in Alabama

      • anywhere but bama

        quite sad when the states greatest contribution to the country is college football

        • kissin cousins

          if Alabama was sold to Mexico nobody would give a shit and it would still be considered a poor shitty place to live

    • WDE

      She actually graduated from Auburn if you are referring to the University of Alabama. If you are referring to Alabama as a state, then you are clearly wrong. The space station and the Mars rover are both run through NASA in Huntsville.

      • Jerk

        yes, but clearly, anyone that had anything to do with both of those projects is not actually from Alabama. only people from Alabama allowed on the NASA property is the janitors and the cooks. and 95% of those are mexican… so…

        • sk22uab

          Damn, you just sound dumb as shit with your made up percentages

  • Burlinator

    #38 Hi there!

    • Murph1908

      Reminds me of Monique from Better Off Dead.

      I loved Monique.

      I think I love this Chivette now.

      • Pikesville

        This movie just popped in my head because of #8 I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS!!

    • Admirer

      MOAR !

    • George Zip

      YUM yummy yummy YUM **YUM**

    • MOAR

      She's a fox!!

    • Bobby

      Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a Boner?

    • Chariman

      OMG!!! Amazing!! MOAR PLEASE

  • Don_Juan

    #23 It's cool, I'll just burn down the house.

    • Bojo

      Those boots are probably more comfortable that way

      • TheVanityScore

        wow no reference to woody from toy story? not sure if proud or disappointed.

        • TheVanityScore

          sorry all i had to do was scroll down a little bit further

        • Chuy

          There's a snake in my boot!

          First thing I though 🙂

          • cdnSamSquanch

            I wish I could click the thumb more then once.

  • Dan

    Why does my message keep getting deleted? It wasn't offensive of anything and I definitely didn't say "first"

    • Dan

      It was just about watching the game at Buffalo Wild Wings with some other guys that were also sad the ND lost. What's wrong with that?

      • Food4thought

        Because BWW food sucks

        • NOLA

          THE WORST. I could do a whole post on why BWW sucks donkey dick

        • Amber

          Both of you guys are FUCKING INSANE BECAUSE BWW IS THE BEST WINGS EVARRRRR

          The end

    • Not Whining

      Because you whine about the little things.

  • MylesofStyles

    #17 Scooters are like fat chicks. They're fun to ride until your friends see you.

    • Interneter

      1985 called and it wants its joke back..

      • Melly

        Because your joke is much more original…

        • Interneter

          Your mom is original.

          • macpearce

            good one

        • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

          she just touchéd the sh!t out of you

    • Hrdwood

      Actually, I remember fat chicks being more like scooters… they were easy to get started but then when you were riding them, they always had a break down and you'd end up walking them home…

    • AllTaco

      If you own a Scooter…what friends?

  • woody

    #23 there's a snake in my boot!

    • zimzum

      chuck norris's socks?

    • CalculatedRisk

      That's what she said.

    • FoolOfATook

      My phone will not let me thumbs up (let's fix that shall we, Chive?) so you get a full comment!

    • Telephone Man

      Nice Toy Story reference.

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Fuck you boot, fuck you.

      • wang

        FoolOfaTook, I'd thumbs you up but i cant.

  • Brian

    #50

    Kid's got good taste.

    • Nick

      she has no upper lip tho lol

    • TrueStory

      I'm pretty sure that's any guy's taste

  • falacer

    DAR is early woohoo!

  • derp

    Young George Bush?
    #1

    • wrangler

      keep calm and roll tide!

    • ute

      Absolutely looks like George Bush. I looked at this picture several times and thought it was a photoshopped pic of George Bush or he dyed his hair or something.

      • DAR

        Oh damn, I thought I was the only one. Went back and forth and even googled some photos of Dubya to confirm my suspicions.

  • peanut3603

    #44 I think I would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      thoroughly

    • Mahalo

      OK, sounds like fun.

    • Mike Hunt

      I think my girlfriend would even like to watch me do her

  • Joe

    #38 i like you

  • Brian

    #13

    Nothing like a cross country flight, hotel and game tickets to watch your team get stomped.

    • Alumni72

      I feel your pain – not in the wallet, but the other stuff – yeah. 😦

    • Food4thought

      Why did you use this photo to cry to the world

  • TheBAMFinater

    #24 Hit it, explode on the surface, oh well.

    • BAW509

      The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

      • Bobby

        That's impossible even for a computer.

    • Bham Chiver

      Red Five, I am going in!

      • Wesley

        Use the Force Luke!

        • ghostofmlg

          Just like Beggar's Canyon back home.

          • Tokey the Bear

            I used to bullseye Womp Rats in my T-16 back home

    • chase

      IT'S A TRAP!!

    • Porkins

      Uh, I'm having a little trouble here

    • Debowceiphus

      It came from behind!

    • Cletus

      at he end of the day it took Luke and Han to get the job done, even old Ben helped out a little

  • Bobbo

    #35 hate when this happens

  • http://badSENTINEL.com badSENTINEL

    #24 is finger licking good..

  • savagecabbage

    #44 Good lord. You are just awesome

    • Jae

      So desperate its sad. Why dont you get off the computer and go find someone in real life??

      • DaddyD

        Uh … consider taking your own advice?

        • Jae

          Uh… Im not the one tagging pictures and making lame comments. Try again

          • DaddyD

            Uh … you may not be tagging photos, but you are making lame comments. What's worse, you're making the same one over and over again.

            • Sam

              Jae vs. Daddy D… sounds like the next rap feud… Daddy D FTW!

      • Yuppp

        Jesus Christ you're annoying

      • Mike

        Because work sucks and not everyone is at a computer.

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        someone's pic never got chosen to be put up on the chive….

      • Ruh Roh!

        ex boyfriend? Spurned somehow? Clearly not KCCO'ing.

      • Mr_fn_T

        Shit…grandpa just came in and he condemned people for using the internet…on the internet

    • Slate Stone

      the picture of her back side is nice, but WOW!! BEAUTIFUL face.

    • cum dumpster

      Maui?

  • Buzz

    #23
    Woody is that you?

  • GO PATS

    GO PATS!!!

    • TrueStory

      Nobody likes you.

      • GO PATS

        Hunter likes me

    • Hunter

      BEAT THE TEXANS! NOLA 47

  • Tillman61

    #15 #38 Cute personified…

    • Mekrob821

      Have meet number 15, and she is very awesome and cute indeed

      • Army Chiver

        GO BIG RED.

    • SOhioChiver

      #15 and Chive is thinking of you!

  • camdammit

    Am I the only one who watch #51 over and over again hoping the guy wouldn't wave back?

    • Geo

      No, I kept going back to #44.

      • TheDoctor

        No, I kept hoping the other guy would fall over board.

  • ZZzzZZzz Coffee

    #8

    "I want my two dollars."

    • DannoTheManno88

      CLASSIC!!! You win the internet.

    • J-Walk

      Well played sir.

    • pudge

      wow 2 better of dead refrences on the dar

    • Brian

      Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.

    • @lackofabetter

      hahah First thing I thought of too. Good one

    • Jerk

      very nice… still one of my favorite movies.

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