Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Turd Ferguson

    Last.

    • Prometheus

      I gave you an upvote for effort, but you still aren't funny.

      • lolshan

        le upvote le so funnyyy XDDDD

    • gobacktotapiture

      guuuuuuuuuuuthriiiiiiiiieeeeeee

    • KTmess

      I'm pretty convinced there's no funny version of this joke.

    • Always Last

      I'll thank you to stop using my catch-phrase

  • hater

    #28. Doppelganger. The REAL John would be wearing a scarf.

    • Brian

      You've never been to Miami.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Do they have ANY other clothes?

  • yup

    #28 boring game huh.

    • saltygary

      And seeing they are from Indiana I imagine they weren't rooting for the Tide.

  • bbbbb

    Second to last.
    #8……classic

  • Anjin-San

    #25

    I'll take the tall one in the middle

    • Sparky

      Did you notice the face between there legs. take a close look.

      • Anjin-San

        *their

        • Sparky

          You didn't see it? They're oblivious that there is a creepy face between their legs!!!

    • 1911

      I'll take the short one behind her

  • Richard

    #6 Is Matt Damon being silly on Facebook again? Geez.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #9 I've learned so much from Al Bundy's teachings

    • halfsmoke00

      My favorite is when Seven asks him "Where do babies come from?", and Al tells him "Two horny teenagers and a 6 pack." That earned me a parent/teacher conference in middle school. 🙂

  • PdxChiver

    #24 My mind has not been fucked nor have I shit bricks. Help.

    • Richard

      As best I can tell, the tree in the distance on the left looks like a T-Rex…or Jar Jar Binks. *shrug*

      • Joe

        I think it is the T-Rex coming up the street.

        • llwproductions

          Yeah, I think that's it, too. I've sat here and looked at this image enlarged for ten minutes now. That's the only thing I can think of.

          • Woody Hayes

            that's what she said.

        • onethirdjewman

          I just thought that was a pair of trees…. okay.

      • N8orius

        I agree, either that or the trashcan handle looks like a black dildo. Going with T-Rex.

        • Bud

          A black dildo trash can may be more scary

      • beard

        Its the T-Rex from Jurassic Park in the fog

        • Jester

          What if it's the one from The Lost World?

          • Bud

            It's clearly the one from Jurassic Park

            • hugh.m@rshall.us

              You can tell by the pixels.

        • Urethra Franklin

          I don't remember the movie "Jurassic Park in the Fog" Sounds thrilling. Hope Jeff Goldblum is in it

    • MikeMo

      it's clearly an Imperial AT-ST walker

      • Dan

        That's what I saw

      • llwproductions

        And the trash can is a droid

        • Mike

          this is not the droid you are looking for

    • Trig

      its a schooner

      • Buck

        It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat Dumbass.

        • drtyjrzy

          A schooner is a sailboat!!!!!

          • Lazerbellerby

            YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!

            • Wesley

              Yeah, right. Next you'll be saying that there's no Santa either.

              • Bud

                Doesn't know Mall Rats guy, doesn't know Mall Rats

                • I don't know

                  No he does, he just smoked a fat chronic blunt.

                  • Its mE

                    After watching mall rats for the 100th time the other day, I realized that the 3D photo guy and the Brody are the 2 guys from "My name Is Earl"

                  • Jrod

                    “What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you’ll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit”

                    • Monsta

                      Which brings up a good question. How do lesbian mermaids get it on?

            • TheVanityScore

              Snoochie Booochies

        • Bob25

          Actually, I paused the movie. Its not a sailboat, or a schooner. Just some damn blocks and triangles. Biggest letdown ever. So the fatty was right, he couldn't see a god damn sailboat…

      • Arnold

        It's a Tumour

        • Jester1

          *Toomah

        • naluukti

          it's not a toomah

    • milehighday

      I see a wolf walking toward you just below the branches

      • Steel Jaguar

        Exactly what I saw, a wolf to the left of the street in the background, a giant wolf.

    • Dusty

      I think it has lived up to it's name. Here everyone is trying to determine what they see. Mind=f*cked.

      • NOLA

        agreed.

    • jonas

      I see hulk Hogan.

    • Eye witness

      Looks like a leprechaun to me! Show me the gold, I want the gold!

      • CP3

        if you seen the leprechaun say yeeeaahhh!!!

        • JimBozo

          Yeah!!!

          See, I told ya.

          Looks a crackhead who got a hold of the wrong stuff.

          • thedude325

            I wanna know where da' gold at!

    • Busternut

      It's Lupus.

      • jeff

        when will they learn! its never fucking lupus!

    • Nick

      Same here

    • ScientificBoink

      It's a trap!

    • Miss Fran

      Romper Stomper Bomper Boo, tell me, tell me, tell me do. Magic mirror tell me today, did all my friends have fun at play?

    • Inspired Autosport

      I like pie

    • Dem Titty's

      Pretty sure that's the Mindfuck… There's nothing there

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Does anybody else only give these pictures 2-3 seconds before moving on, just in case it is one of those fecking GIFS with a scary pop-up?

      I'm such a wuss.

      • jobo

        I think it's the T Rex from the Cretaceous period

    • Frodo

      I got Bronchitis aint nobody got time fa that

      • Dar Dar Dar

        It's Rosie Odonnell wearing nothing but a vest made of baby skin.

  • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ teslawasrobbed

    #25 I'll take three to go.

  • http://twitter.com/BillyWessels @BillyWessels

    #17 and thus the mentally stunted Ryan Lochte was born.

    • Aloicious

      "mentally stunted Ryan Lochte" is redundant.

  • http://twitter.com/Megsabelle @Megsabelle

    #7 Pure genius

    • N8orius

      Pure hipster

  • SarahJ

    I love being a chiver 🙂

    • lolshan

      future lower back problems :p

      I always kerp calm and chive on
      even the last time when I yot herpes from a discount hooker, I still KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON!

      I love being a loyal chiver forever 🙂

  • rehgehege

    #33 Why not 1982?

    • Richard

      1987 comes after 1982.

    • readingishard

      BECAUSE 1982 ISN'T AFTER 1987, GENIUS.

    • Bill

      Because 1987 is later and it said "since". We didn't you come up with all the 1982-1986?

    • Anjin-San

      why not 1977?

      • Amanda Hugankis

        3

    • chiverX

      1536?

      • Bob25

        why not 2014?

    • Will

      He's saying 1982-1986 have four different numbers as well.

    • Andrew

      since 1987

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      What about BLUE and FISH?

    • Holmespump

      Why not Zoidberg?

  • Car Ramrod

    I have to be up in 5 hours. #2 so true.

  • Allan

    #24 T-Rex?

    • p$d

      no. it's trash day. MIND OFFICIALLY FUCKED.

    • Kevrhutch

      Dildo on the trash barrel

      • Joe

        Wolf in the left side back

  • James

    #22 what are those things called?

    • p$d

      blobs

    • Chris

      it's called blob 🙂

      here you go!

    • whatever

      people

    • Random Guy

      Lakes.

    • Holmespump

      Animated GIF

  • i8paula

    #27 Aladdin 2 – the older years

    • betamaxbandit

      I can show you the diner!

    • nuccabay

      is jasmine still hot?

  • p1ll

    #3 omg They are awesome

  • Nolove4jellies

    #17 Fuckin' jellies!

  • herp de derp

    photoshop'd images assembled into an animated gif

  • https://www.youtube.com/user/19ExecuteTheSounds87 AnItalianChiver

    #33 we need to stop with this meme..and 1987-2013 thing..I dunno why this is upvoted so much
    #12 This is not going to end well

  • Danica SmashYA

    #24 um ok

    • Dylan

      T Rex in the background

  • Sparky

    #25 anyone else see that freaky face between the cheerleaders legs? Take a look!!!!

    • Datura

      Holy shit! Creepy!

    • chivester

      no but I'd like to see my freaky face between their legs

  • Dave

    #25 how much for the set?

  • MOARporfavor

    #28 All I see is a slammin' hottie in between the two guys in white shirts

    • chivester

      twins?

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