Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • Dr Acula

    FIRST

    • Couldn't hurt

      Instead of typing first, why don't you use this space to ask a question? Like asking John how many Chivettes send in naked pics. And asking if we can get a one-time post of said pics.

    • Eggnog365

      #10 i love adam's reaction to #11

    • DannoTheManno88

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    • GeorgiaRosa

      CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW :))))))))) I scrolled as fast as I could but I only got here now…

  • I Like

    Titties

    • duh

      Tits. Or boobs. Not titties, or boobies. Christ, how fucking old are you, 10?

      • DannoTheManno88

        I disagree with duh cuz titties

        • boB

          I also disagree with duh cuz bewbies!!!

      • Captainmoe

        Mmmm breasties.

        • ...

          Nope. Anything with "breast" sounds too smart

    • Skermitt

      #50 — HOLY SHIIIiiii…..

      • That guy

        no matter how many times I try to keep scrolling down on the photo, it still ends in the same place. Dammit.

      • Hurricane Harri

        so how lucky are John and the others? They get the uncropped photos! I bet they get hundreds of photos that they can't put up without cropping.

        • Courtesy Flush

          Always wondered about that. Hmmm Chiveafterdark.com 18+only. Just a suggestion.

    • bdg

      #3 nice pussy!!
      #12 yes!!!
      #27 and #50 more and FTW!!!!!!!!!!!50 made me say "Holy Shit" out loud!!!!!

  • Taylor

    #41, #42

    Well played, Chive

    • Chackz

      MOAR on isle #41 please

      • bdon

        Whats sticking out of her butt?

      • ChivetoSurvive

        Thats the smoothest woman I ever done seen….

        • nate33uc

          so damn fine #41……#48 aint bad either

  • luke dook

    #35 I will be doing that with dick picks on the way home.

    • Bud

      How do you send a picture via blue tooth? I want to play!

    • cdnSamSquanch

      I must learn how to do this.

    • annoying_paul

      they're*

      • passwordistaco

        deleted out of shame

  • JimmyP06

    how do you expect me to get through the last hour of my day when the DAR is late?!

  • Xjr

    #17 eye popping jaw dropping tent making
    Wow you are amazing

    • 1911

      And she keeps her room clean. Very rare these days.

  • forrester

    #9

    Lexie —————->

    • Jack Wagon

      Man oh man. What a beautiful girl.

      • Fareed

        More like man oh man what a thick filter. Let's see what she looks like in regular lighting and no makeup.

        • Lexie M.

          Hahh thanks, I'd be happy to submit my next one with no makeup considering both those pics were in front of my window. Thanks, Fareed. 🙂 -Lexie

          • https://www.facebook.com/jason.filak Jason M. Filak

            I bet you're even more beautiful au natural!

          • Jason

            Beauty and class! You have gorgeous blue eyes, I'd love to see more of those in the next one too!

          • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

            Love a chivette who responds+

    • J'Dinkalige Morgoone

      Lexceptional!

      • Mike

        Stop it.

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      I hope moar is in the works!

    • Kiki

      I was just going to point out, she's doing it wrong… It's hump day girl. We want dat booty!!!

  • Wood

    #10 This, my friends, is the reason Adam Sandler's movies have sucked for nearly 20 years.

    • Speed
    • Ribsta

      20 years??? He hasn't even been making movies that long! Billy Madison (not counting Airheads) came out in 1995… I liked Mr. Deeds (2002), as well as Anger Management (2003) and 50 First Dates (2004), so I could go maybe 10 years, even though I would even consider I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) and Don't Mess With the Zohan (2008) far more than passable…

      • Nope

        They stopped being good after 50 first dates.

        • Bluto

          Grown Ups was pretty damn funny…

      • FTW

        Adam Sandlers first movie was Going Overboard and it was made in 1989, which was over 20 years ago.

    • TheVanityScore

      how dare you sir. i love all of his movies. except the one where he plays his sister. but even that one can be a great movie if you smoke enough weed

      • MissVega84

        Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison ❤

      • Nope

        You are disqualified, since you smoke weed, your intelligence level has come into question.

        • 5280Blazin

          How old are you? 65?

  • otto

    #11

    OMG, OH MY GOD!

    • Wood

      From the department of redundancy department.

    • oftenagentleman

      This was easily my favorite pic. You, my dear, deserve your own post.

    • JLW

      Please post more often!

    • chetchetchet

      girl needs to eat a sandwich

      • ChivetoSurvive

        Don't know how she can be so slim and still pack real bombs like those. Amazing. But agreed, steak sammich

    • jimbob

      you would drag your tounge from her toes to her chin wouldnt you

      • Chet Manly

        Yes.

    • Mantequilla

      Is this the queen of burn your bra? Because I think it might be.

  • drewdeze

    #50 that is all

    • zenner

      Holy tits.

      • mikey

        fuckin SPECIMEN!

    • Hplcman

      I love me some bald vag!!!!

    • lemurfart

      waaaayyyyyy too much bling

      • Savage

        Damn picture won't scroll down any further!!!

      • TBT

        WOULD NOT BANG

        • TheVanityScore

          well that's good cause you wouldn't be able to

        • Mike

          Dedicated to your lifetime relationship with you hand?

        • Really?

          You're joking, right?

    • Tom

      The whole thing

    • ZotZotZot

      Couldn't have said it better.

    • tdog

      Love the hotness, but what's with not ending hump DAR with a HUMP?

      • Nick

        The HUMP was implied Hump.. I liked this ending

    • RogerThat

      and this !!!!!!!!!! #48 gad daim !!!!

      • TheVanityScore

        agreed

      • Kiki again

        Um.. Yum, yum, um we're gonna need some MOAR if dat plz

      • James

        I coundn't beleive no one had metionned this one yet. That is one serious hump.

    • bdg

      #50 No matter how much you tilt the screen you can't see further down!!!!! Dang!!!!

    • j6251c

      Words cannot express how hot this Chivette is. I am in awe.

  • jamie

    #28 Is that girl dropping a deuce ?? Gross !!

    • ...

      Sick I didn't see that the first time

    • HUH?

      the one in the background, right? im with you.

    • Child Please

      You're both wrong. She's sexting

    • oughtnot

      She's popping a squat … look it up.

    • catch 22

      Looks like it's just a puddle…….You know we girls strike the same pose for number 1 and 2.

    • Ryan

      Girls don't poop…

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #13 You're Adopted

    • electric boogalo

      "They still make ipods? You're a douche."

  • Gustopher

    #43 is right. One glass of that and I threw up everything I had and got sent to the hospital where I spent a two weeks. But when I was out. No cold or flu.

    Worked like a charm.

    • Free Advertising

      Bravo, sir.
      Otherwise I was wondering what the point behind this pic was

    • Brick

      still dont get the humor behind this….

      • MissVega84

        pour this shit on shit and it kills all the shit.

        -Billy Mays

    • Idiots

      can't believe how dumb people are….the cold is NOT caused by a virus, it is simple bacteria…hence, there is not such thing as a "cold virus"

      • Seriously?

        Colds are caused by viruses. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_cold

      • Doc

        i love when people like this condemn others for being dumb when they themselves are the dumb ones

        • Doc

          antibiotics are not effective against viruses, only bacteria. that's why they don't work on colds and flu

      • 5280Blazin

        Bahaha your supreme idiocy has just made my day. 10 points for you.

  • aDaveS

    #7 resulted in an actual LOL at my desk. Well done

    • trl87

      I felt like such an ass laughing at this…

    • deathisajoke?

      I went to high school with this poor girl, I wonder how this joke makes her feel. Pretty shallow if you ask me.

  • FunKiller

    #9 Lexie wins today….thanks for playing!

  • Tillman61

    This just kept getting better and better and then – #50 topped it.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It's glooooorious.

    • JimmyP06

      WE DEMAND MORE!

    • tdog

      Love the hotness, but what's with hump DAR not ending with a HUMP?

  • Eggnog365

    Happy #2 #14 i love you

    • Steve

      Me too #14

  • Mikey

    #2 Come to Chicago!

    • jessed

      YEA COME TO CHICAGO!

  • John

    #43 What am I missing here?

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      Drink some and find out!

      • John

        It doesn't say to drink it… I'm sure it means on surfaces…

        • Thunderhawk

          I think those of us who have an ounce of common sense miss the joke.

          • not me.

            Those of us without that ounce should try an ounce of clorox. I heard it prevents cold & flu.

            • Chaosd

              only if you bathe in it. But then you become like Michael Jackson so it has it's drawbacks.

              • Beau

                Not a problem for gingers and albinos.

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            • That guy

              It will really clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside.

              • https://www.facebook.com/rbradyca Robert Brady

                Or for a better clean feeling, try mixing with equal parts ammonia!

            • oo0o00ooo0o

              That's like dumping it straight into the gene pool.

          • 5280Blazin

            I think the joke part is supposed to be the asterisk. Which they should have shown the back as well cuz I bet is goes something like this

            *For use on surfaces only. Do not ingest. If ingested call poison control immediately.

            ^ Why do we always have to look out for stupid people, let Darwin take care of em.

    • Bill

      I don't think there's a joke here. It is simply a commentary on the recent Flu outbreak sweeping across the nation.

    • Jjjj

      You can't kill "the Cold" as it isn't a virus…

      • John Fuller

        Yes it it. The cold is caused by rhinovirus….

      • godpeoplearedumb

        Stop saying shit that you have no clue about. Especially since another idiot already made that comment.

  • Bill

    #40 'Merica

    • Reality

      Hey Bill, 2005 called and they want their joke back.

  • punctuation

    #12 I don't know, is it?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      If she thought she was doing it wrong, I don't think she would've sent the pic.

    • TrueStort

      Doing it right except for the goofy haircut. Great ass though, wow.

    • Zane

      You doin' just fine. See you on Burnsday !

  • Iowa Chive Fam

    #23, #24, #21

    I got tour of that room once with my wife. John and Alec explained how most people who send them special shirt requests will usually get one. Guys are top shelp

    • http://www.vilordwealth.com TommmyV

      Top Shelp indeed. Hey John, I got married a few years ago, and since then, my wife became allergic to sex. Can you help a brother out. I'll take 1 of each shirt, an XL will do for now.

      • a-nom

        Dude, i laughed way too hard at this….I feel your pain bro, 10 years married…good luck man! KCCO

      • j6251c

        Too funny. Instead of a shirt, just send a clone of #50. You think shirts sell fast on the site, watch the internet blow up if she was on sale.

    • Slate Stone

      John… you guys are so awesome… so happy to call myself a Chiver. To the guy whose house burned down: KCCO bro.. congrats on your upcoming wedding!

      • Michael

        Appreciate it slate & John thanks for sharing. KCCO

        -Michael

    • Just sayin

      All nice and good chive. How about using that union emblem that you make money on and donate all that cash to the fallen firefighters or mda or anything else us that don't earn a living by sitting behind a computer and pimping part time instagram hookers support. Just sayin, I'd never buy one.

      • Riley

        yeah, they just saved a fire department that was destroyed in Superstorm Sandy. You must have missed that one. But I already knew you were a loser when you call girls who get sexy for you viewing pleasure 'hookers'. Maybe this is not the place for you.

        • Just sayin

          Oh believe me I know. I love them taking a symbol that is reserved for people that actually do the job and making a profit on it. Speaking of the "hookers". Can't wait to see your underage sister's tits on vacation in an upcoming thread. That seems to be the real money maker here.

          • Parallendicular

            Sounds like somebody is bitter over not getting their duckface photos onto FLBP.

          • JoeJob

            You sir, are an idiot. The American Apparel shirts that the Chive prints on cost $22 retail. John and Leo take them, put some fun graphics on them, and sell them for $24. It's not like they're making some insane profit on $5 shirts.

          • Steel Jaguar

            Just sayin should be Just leavin.

        • Ellery

          Not to mention the little girl they helped raise 100,00 grand for, or Taylor, raising 252k for so he could buy his log cabin (he's a vet by the way), or the victim of the Aurora shooting they raised a hundred grand for… But yeah, they don't ever do anything to help anyone.

          • Kyle

            You also forgot the times they use those profits to send as many shirts as they can to who knows how many servicemen and women, firefighters, and others who cant get them or simply deserve them for whatever reason. All free of charge, shipping paid for.

      • IAFF-Firefighter

        That's not a union emblem. That's a Maltese Cross. The IAFF logo is also a Maltese Cross, but contains other features. Just sayin

        • Just sayin

          I know. There is so many other organizations around the globe that use it pretty much exclusively. I guess any profit is still a profit.

    • Firefighter23

      Heavy fire on arrival with extension to surrounding brush. Working fire dispatch. First in engine lay out from the hydrant and pull a 2 1/2 preconnect attack line. Second engine secure first engine's water supply and pull a back up line. First in truck ladder the building preform primary search. Looks like they made a quick knock.

      • MylesofStyles

        Roger that Echo-One. Don't forget to systematically fire up the on-the-fly-up-your-ass-jack-turbo-pipes and run a Conga Line to reinforce second engine's drain cock and precome connect on the main barley juice supply.

      • Firefighter23

        I forgot my size up. Heavy fire on the Alpha/Delta corner

      • MylesofStyles

        Thanks for having my back dude. This is exactly what I was trying to say.

    • thechris

      Come on chive, lets build this couple a new house!!!!

      • Tom

        It's called homeowners insurance. KCCO 🙂

        • thechris

          Lol yeah you are right. Still though lossing everything like that has to be tough.. just though if us chivers stepped up and kicked in a bit it would help them out with recovery.

      • Jawbone

        Fuck off thechris

        • Jon

          lol. I come here for the boobs and stay for the comments.

      • Parallendicular

        How did you get lost on your way to Habitat for Humanity?

    • Marvin

      Chive, I recently purchased 2 KCCO Sweaters last time they launched, I have a Men's XXL Black one unopened, If you haven't sent this guy one, How can I send him My Extra One? Chive Nation is large, Let me know how I can Help Out.

    • hmm

      for some reason i laughed hysterically at #21….until It was further explained. Then i kinda felt like a piece of shit.

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      This is why this site is so great!

    • Chiver_Sammy

      I was hoping the Chive could help out with the the local firemen here that recently (Christmas Eve) were ambushed and shot responding to a fire…Haven't heard back anything yet…

  • minz

    HUMP DAR is late but its ok with girls like #12 and #11

  • MattKL

    #41 You're doing it right!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I love Hump Day DAR!!

    • OmahaDude

      I have seen exactly one photo of this woman, and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that she should be a frontrunnner for COTW

  • Eggnog365

    #5 kill it with fire! And a gun

    • not me.

      It's almost shameful how happy seeing that woman sad makes me.

      • Not me

        Nice sentence structure, fucktard.

      • Dannyboy

        right you are, fellow one

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