Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Tex Ass

    #11 yes


    #3 Oh my God…..Smokin Hot!
    #47 You're beautiful.

    • tee


    • AllAlone

      #3 Misty Gates, def NSFW

      • winfields

        excellent work, I didn't even have to look through that many comments.
        Next challenge #49

        • WalterSobchak_

          MOAR and FIND

        • Hurricane Harri

          Lucky John, gets to see the uncropped version!

    • M_J_L

      47 is a really good friend of mine.. but her location is a secret. and she's a little skeptical about being up on here.. so moar is gonna be a little tricky;)

      • CrazyinSD

        Please tell her moar!

  • blue_bronco

    That is fucking awesome. Good job!

    • Firefighter23

      This is funny because I didn't know about this I was at street level and I saw Superman and Batman washing the windows and everyone was like walking by like it happened all the time and I stopped some random guy and said dude, do you see this shit? He though I was crazy.

      • AnyoneForCoffee


        You're welcome.

    • blue_bronco

      Oh, btw 3 is smoking hot!

    • Nutso

      This was actually in Memphis, at the LeBohner Children's Hospital. Great story though!

  • Hells

    #23 hi cutie

    • Cutie

      Fuck off creep

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      i love you too 🙂

    • Chili

      omg korean loving chivette?! If only you were in LA…

  • Im_B4TM4N


    holy shit those are huge

    • Ryan

      Actually, for a dinosaur I would consider it small. And the proper pronoun would be 'it.'

      • Gazzlo

        Totally missed the Dino >.>

        • Radam

          I had to look 3 times before I saw a dino…

          • ddude

            wow you must be overflowing with testosterone. i envy your manliness -_-

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        What is this dinosaur you guys speak of?

      • chris


        • http://www.facebook.com/ColorForDays Bethany Salyer

          I am a girl and didn't see the dinosaur. So it's OK, my gay test was also positive for this one.

    • ErmBertmane

      I think this might be shopped. I can tell by the dinosaur 0.o

    • Sydtrolls

      When you see "it".. it doesn't matter cause mega booobs trump mini dinos!!!!!

    • KBCool

      denise milani

    • ekgraider

      Im disappointed in how quickly I saw the dino. Self revoking man card for 1 week.

    • yup

      was like wow those are big and then wait? is that a dinosaur

    • MattKL

      There's a dinosaur?

      • ryan bonline

        I didn't come to this conclusion until I reached the comments.

    • GlibTongue

      I saw two dinosaurs in this photo. One was wearing pink.

    • guest

      jesusfuckingchrist…. its denise milani… ok internet, we get it she has a huge rack, next!

      • catmoustache

        Show yourself out

    • Loud@theClouds

      I didn't know there was a dinosaur in this picture till I started reading the comments and I was staring at that pic for a minute

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Photographic evidence for Creationism. Dinosaurs and titties did co-exist.

    • skinger

      All I see is one smokin' hot MILF

    • SnakemanDan85

      Looks like she has dinosaur eggs in her shirt, the other one must have hatched already

    • Dumbphone


      That what I think every time I see a photo of her.

      And I don't see no stinking dinosaur

  • pixelogre

    #3 My type of body. Fantastic!

    • AllAlone

      Misty Gates, def NSFW

    • winfields

      I know, at first I was all like fuck yeah #3… but then I got all the way down to #49 and said, fuck yeah #49
      Can't decide which one is better

    • SPZander

      You have the body of a girl? unless you're girl, that not something I would openly admit to.

    • Rick

      Imagine how beautiful she would look without that mess upon her arm. What is with girls adding tough stickers to their skin?
      Looks like a crayon mess partially rubbed out.

      • Anonymous

        can't really see it clearly, but there is a strong possibility that what is on her arm could have deep meaning behind it and be very special to her. your opinion is your opinion, and i respect it, but please do not use it to put other people down. I hope you have a very nice rest of your day.

        • Pretty Smile

          Yeah, Cause you know all those porn stars are so existential…….

  • John

    #16 Awesome good work, but if it was $2 for every bomb how is the donation an odd #… sorry just my OCD acting up but good work!

    • huh what

      I was wondering the saaaame thing. then I saw #36…

    • bob_the_cook

      people may have donated more, knowing it was for Chive Charities.


      It happens when folks donate more than just the drinks!

    • Thrillhosue

      What's a vegas bomb? I know Jaeger Bomb, Irish Car Bomb, etc. No idea what a vegas bomb is.

      • Sam

        A shot made with Crown, Malibu Rum, and Peach Schnaps (sp?) and Red Bull.

        They are great for time travel!

        • The_Jackyl

          by me vegas bombs are made with peach schnaps, cranberry juice , and red bull served in a highball with a shot of crown to drop in on the side

    • Insert blonde joke

      Or someone order half a bomb, duh…

      • silkySapper

        which half?

      • Mr_fn_T

        that can't be it. if someone ordered half a bomb they would've been slapped and kicked out of the bar, then the number would've stayed even

    • matt

      My hometown representing KCCO!
      (moved away 13 yrs ago thank gawd)

      • guest

        then why are you happy about your hometown representing if you are SO glad to have moved away?

      • Guest

        I'm guessing Matt moved to San Francisco to live out his hipster fantasy dreams and tell all the natives what true San Francisco values are.

        Hometown loathing is a sport here.

  • Mr. T


    • Todd_A

      Heeyyyyy…… How can you not reference #24 with that moniker?? 😀

    • Ben

      I see the slightest hint of an areola and it only makes me want more… ohhh the thi

  • Porkins

    Why thank you, and here's hoping that you have an awesome day too #18

    • Hunter

      She is absolutely stunningly beautiful!

    • YUP

      Anna Paquin?

    • Travis


  • bob_the_cook

    #18- I don't think I need to go further …but hen, #47, #49 day is done. Thank you.

  • kuiu84

    Nice way to end it #49!

    • GimpWrists

      uncontrollable tears of joy

    • Whale

      A cup?

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      mmmm you are right

    • Chris

      Seriously ridiculous. Wow, wow, and wow.

    • ttyl hef

      we need much moar!

    • ddude

      definitely need MOOAAARRR

    • G_Had

      I was motorboating my screen for waaaaay too long.

    • whale huntr

      cotw potential here i rekon…… flbp check, now we just need face and hump

    • Jay

      Impressive Hide-a-Rack

  • Chiver10

    #47 hi, you are exactly what i had in mind all day.. Hope to see to tomorrow

    • Chiver10


      • Chiver10

        Or two*

  • rooster

    #2 #27
    Not big on tats, but willing to play..

    • rooster

      Oops #3

      • cdnSamSquanch


    • cum dumpster

      she cleans up nice

    • Bee

      27 stole the chips out of my ketchup chip bag wow..

    • redbeard

      #27 is Absolutely stunning!

  • Jethro

    Amazingly beautiful.

    • Jethro

      #18 sorry…

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #35 One of the best Underboobs I have ever seen. Sweet Jesus.

    • Rowdy_n_Playful

      Then you missed #49…keep scrollin bro

      • SmokeyTheBear

        I'm a fan of the hand bra personally. Plus, she has a splash of nip 🙂

    • Adam


    • valiantdraws

      I fail to see how good-underboob=looks-like-fake-boobs. God, this hand over nipple pose looks so goddamn dumb. Just be your natural self and add pasties with photoshop goddamit!

  • Big Joe

    #29 where in the hell were these girls when I was in high school?

    • blunt

      so wait, MOST LIKELY, that chick is < 18 years old. i'm just stating the obvious. fap on.

      • Big Joe

        Well when I was in high school, I was under 18 too. It's not like I want to go to the prom with her this year.

    • cum dumpster

      sucking my cock!

    • Bum juice

      All I know is when I was at senior prom the average age was under 18

    • Lol

      My senior prom date queefed out the word "prom" and I said yes with my mouth.

      • Jen

        OMG LOL

    • DrGarnicus

      Then again, what's the face look like?

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Doesn't matter if she's bent over…17 in TX

    • Ken

      Q: where in the hell were these girls when I was in high school?
      A: Elementary School

      • Frank

        … Or was a piece of DNA located inside her father during the time.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #2 scotch, scotch, scotch…I love scotch

  • badfish

    #1 JESUS CHRIST! Is that a baby dinosaur?!

    • hititrightyea

      I didn't think anyone noticed. I was stuck on the bewbz for a while alsOMG bewbz

    • ttyl hef

      bad news for you

    • Rowdy_n_Playful

      Why yes it is! But careful, because the large breasted attention whore thinks you're looking at her! 🙂

    • G_Had

      Holy f*** you have great eyes, Sir!

    • Almoney13

      still can't see it

    • NoRealDebate

      I know! I was about to post the exact same thing. Also, @Thanks – I've seen huge boobs before, but never a baby Velociraptor..

    • Dman

      Seriously. WTF? I was thinking the same thing.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yep, I also scrolled up to check the actual picture….

    • M.D.


    • Rubberbandman

      JESUS CHRIST! Are those huge tits?

    • Homeschool3315

      I noticed the boobs, then saw the dinosaur, but didnt care cause of those boobs, so i went back to the boobs. Denise Milani you are a treasure.

  • otto


    Stay Classy Chive

    • Mark S Man

      D'oh! Too late. Lose him and the Snuggle bear and you're back to classy.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #1 now back problems


      i now have wrist problems:(

  • nycChive

    #1 if you notice the dinosaur first…. You need to get your priories in order

    • Jen

      or you have a vagina. actually i noticed the tits first, i cant lie.

    • adum

      had no idea there was a dinosaur til i read this comment

    • GlibTongue

      If you didn't notice the dinosaur first, then you haven't spent enough time on the internet to be desensitized to Denise Milani.

  • Hells

    #27 yeah yeah show us ur tits

    • dapper dan

      Attention Whore – Level: Desperate

      • SmokeyTheBear

        So every girl to ever post on here is an attention whore?

        • Jawbone

          The ones whining about not having a boyfriend and stripping down for strangers online, yes. Maybe her boyfriend didn't want a whore, attention or otherwise.

    • Steve Lee

      hot, nice hair

    • This Guy!

      This chick is SMOKIN!! You guys are fools to think otherwise!

      • zackgonick

        I agree. Cute face and nice tattoos.

    • Mike-O

      They don't show tits on this site. Go to RedTube if you want porn.

    • dack maddy

      I prefer a women who will be able to get a job.

  • http://twitter.com/DJOsito @DJOsito

    #1 why the fuck is there a baby velociraptor here?

    • Thanks

      Why are you yapping about a velociwhatever when you got them giant titties right there? GIANT TITTIES. Should be one word GIANTTITTIES.

    • Hrdwood

      It's looking for the Gigantisarous Racks…

    • Dylan

      Holy shit – didn't even see it.

    • JayTee

      Seriously….what the hell is that?

      • firstbeach

        Assraptor. Vicious little fuckers, she better watch out.

    • Box

      Because Boobs

  • whyme1973

    #1 Damn Denise! I swear those get bigger every time I see them!
    #25 Lucky Bastard!
    #35 #49 Mother of God

    • sfb101

      I think we all need to boycott Denise until she actually whips those puppy out!

    • HetJamesfield

      #49 Them bewbs.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #46 fuck yo photo!!

    • johnny

      #37 rainbow party

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