Send download link to your phone:
- OR -
Google Play to download.
January 10, 2013 |
Follow Bob on Tapiture
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
Tony Montana (Al Pacino)
One of the all time greatest scenes in movie history…
"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it… nature. So whaddya think? Women… a mistake… or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?"
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson)
The Witches of Eastwick
From 'The Strangers' where the couple are tied up and the three are standing in front of them…
female victim – "Why are you doing this to us?!?!"
female with knife – "because you were home"
#16 Or am I being too obtuse?
Probably one of the greatest comes from Bricktop in Snatch: "Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt… me. "
"Ya like dags?"
#13 Thanks for posting a classic! #24 Oh so true!
The real deal…
Bob, you deserve a pay raise.
what no baine
"No, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother!"
#17. The Clown's name is Pennywise, not 'It'
Thanks when I read that it kinda made me mad that they got his name wrong. If someone hadnt already posted this I was going to have to.
This is the creepiest quote here, considering who is saying it.
What about Jack Palance as Yves Perret, in Tango & Cash…Palance is a master of playing unstable personalities.
I love Agent Smith's monologues
Very disappointed that you'd post a thread like this Chive, especially as the families in Newtown just finished burying their children, and the Aurora theater shooting trial gets underway. Why are you glorifying homicidal thoughts? What are you trying to accomplish here? WTF?
I'm sure anyone visiting here who lost someone on the Aurora theater shooting will be happy to see you lead this awful thread off with the Joker talking about how it's better to use knives instead of guns so you can really feel the emotions of someone who he just killed.
Please don't post this kind of shit again. And don't pretend that a post with cute animals or some charity effort will somehow make up for this absolutely unnecessary, reprehensible and shameful post.
Yes, lets only post things about fairies, rainbows, unicorns, candy and teddy bears.
Not saying that, I rarely visit the cute puppy threads anyway. But while the Chive works to foster this charitable, orphaned-dog-rescuing, stand-up-for-good-stuff image, why turn around and post this kind of garbage? Are there so few photos of hot chicks left in the world that this is the best they can do?
For example, after the Aurora shootings the Chive ran some photos of surviving shooting victims giving the thumbs up from their hospital beds and talked about some of the heroics from inside the theater. So they're sympathetic to both the victims and a few months later turn around and run a post which glorifies the mentality that likely contributed to those shootings? And led the thread with a photo of the Joker? Seriously? Unbelievably callous and almost schizophrenic on the Chive part. I'd be very curious to hear from those shooting victims about this thread.
Personally I'm just a little tired of how much we glorify murder and violence and use it for entertainment. The more recently you've been impacted by violence, the more questions you'd have about why the Chive would even consider running this post, which in my mind raises the question about the point of developing the 'We're really good guys' image. Looks like it's really to selling ads and shirts.
Should we ban violent movies then?
and by the way I fully support the Chive's ability to post whatever the hell they want to post and still enjoy 98% of the stuff they run, and if I don't like a post I just won't visit it. This thread, though, made me question their attempt to develop an identity that seems to be contradictory to that image
No quote from Anton Chigurh? Are you fucking kidding me Chive
#18 -even more scary spoken from a verified sex offender….. ew
#15 …that's what you came up with for training day?!
Where is Jewels from Pulp Fiction? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
#17 is Pennywise.
I know these are just from movies but Breaking Bad "I am the one who knocks" would've fit nicely.
#20 you should have finished the line where he says "I'm gonna bash em right the fuck in".
theCHIVE.com on Facebook